NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s unconscionable that this could be allowed to happen, including companies like this being able to participate in a Farm Labor Visa Program in the first place. 193
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me, while taking my new meds while eating bao for breakfast: “But triglycerides taste so good!!! … I regret nothing.” 010
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Y’all… stop it with amplifying the whole “AI is out of control and intelligent and will kill us all in 10 years.” For one, I bet the whole deal is a scheme so that the investors don’t get out the pitchforks when fourth quarter revenues are spectacularly in the red. 100
Reposted by NotMeI Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 27/09/2026Nothing is more inherently untrustworthy than every time people talk about regulations, we immediately go to the people who have a financial stake in what's about to be regulated and ask them how they want it to work. 014113
Reposted by NotMeJason Kincade @jasonkincade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A bunch of dudes that *definitely* don't want their browser histories checked. 0322
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me on why horror movies don’t work for me lately: “The older I get, the more movie monsters are no big deal. Actual people scare me more nowadays.” 000
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me updating my family about flight delays out of Rome: 010
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Right? It’s probably the one out of millions who actually got caught. 020
Reposted by NotMeKingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Johnny Depp is the Elon Musk of Jack Nicholsons. 318028
Reposted by NotMeIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Refusing to discuss food contamination, screwflies, and vaccination rates do not put you beyond their reach. 1768115
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It’s almost… almost like… they shoot on sight, innit? 🙄 010
Reposted by NotMeBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We are never going to make a dent in these abuses if we never impose consequences. And that's why conservatives invented qualified immunity. The abuses are the goal. 233528
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Arachnophobia, a short story. Kid and I are observing a 🕷️ in the tub. Me: “I tried drowning it, but it crawled back from the drain” Son: “I know what to do” *Leaves room, comes back with one of his dad’s hiking boots.* *Pummels spider* 100
Reposted by NotMeDaily Caturday @dailycaturday.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Return of the anxious baby, Caturday Edition. 021
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It’s true: teenagers are toddlers with a better vocabulary. My youngest is back to growing upwards of an inch overnight. He has about 3 1/2 inches on me. He was still as tall as me as late as March. 010
Reposted by NotMePeter Smith @peterfsmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I see that ICE is continuing to rip off the "It's coming right for us" defense from South Park.youtu.beSouth Park - It's coming right for usYouTube video by South Park 0161
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It’s that time off the year folks. The fireworks people started at 2 AM. As did I freely and openly offering curses to the effect of “Yeah, I hope your fingers fall off on a trip to the ER.” Spouse said it was too harsh. Me: “Look, they’re asking for it at 2 AM” 110
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Not surprising. Anglo-Saxon philosophers laid the foundation for Zionism. It didn’t come out of a vacuum in the 19th century. 010
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Reaching the food porn phase of illness: looking through digital recipes collections at food that could currently kill me. 120
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Week 2 of mystery illness: getting tested for everything under the sun that could cause chills and zero fever. Including mono. That last one had me laugh out loud. Now back in the safety of inside my blanket, in 90 F. Whatever this is, it has made me impervious to heat waves. 010
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Scribbled while watching Furious at the local movie theater: This basically reinforces my theory that there’s no difference b/w martian arts and ballet. 120
Reposted by NotMeWintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 18/06/2026How could they have known? There's no precedent for influenza having a devastating impact on the U.S. military! Well... there *was* that one time in 1918 that didn't go so great. Turns out those who remember history really are doomed to watch helplessly as those who don't go about repeating it. 171
Reposted by NotMethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026folks when we find a guy who's saying a bunch of dumbass shit can we get back to blocking them instead of screenshotting them and talking about their dumbass shit? these losers are not worth our time & when we let them waste it we insult the revolution 403782778
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Day #1 of summer break, and I’m already in hiding from my teens. It’s going to be a rough 11 weeks, only slightly mitigated by July summer school and/or camps. 110
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026www.bbc.com/news/live/cr... Unsurprising who is behind this unrest. EM and DT are definitely going to Christian hell.bbc.comFamily of Belfast knife victim say 'unrest is not welcome' as extra police brought onto streets - follow liveThe family of Stephen Ogilvy say "peaceful protest is the only way forward". Public transport is closing early in Belfast today after violence last night. 000
Reposted by NotMeMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/06/2026"Yes, that’s me slathered in butter because I was trying to become so frictionless that I could slide on my belly all the way from my Harvard University laboratory to Yale. It was quite painful, and the butter ended up attracting fire ants, which stung me mercilessly."buff.lyYes, That’s Me On the Cover of Scientific Experimental Disasters That Could Have Been Prevented Magazine“Yes, that’s me slathered in butter because I was trying to become so frictionless that I could slide on my belly all the way from my Harvard University labo... 1332
Reposted by NotMeDaily Caturday @dailycaturday.bsky.social · 09/06/2026“The only creature that was stirring is the mice” Edition. 021
Reposted by NotMeJim Henley Music @jimhenleymusic.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This thread shows zero awareness of the economic history of poetry since the Second World War. The collapse of poetry as a viable piecework business, and the shift to reliance on academic postings and prize money for income, predate the dreaded Internet by decades. 214934
Reposted by NotMeMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I was trying to think of a way to describe the straight men who have hit on me throughout my life and basically all I could come up with is it’s the type of guy who would say something like “Actually, it’s SIR Terry Pratchett” 42184982
Reposted by NotMeMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/06/2026A game of NO EXIT, anyone? Or how about a round of BEING & TIMER?buff.ly“Descartes Against Humanity” and Other Games Designed by Famous Philosophers- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2416
Reposted by NotMeChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Koboldes on their hilltoppes Dragons yn their laires -- My catte ys a litel goblin Runninge up and doun the staires 320329
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026… No one will ever convince me he’s not a fucking ghoul wearing human skin. It explains the lack of shame quite neatly. Zuckerberg's superyacht lands in Seattle as Meta announces big local layoff www.seattletimes.com/business/zuc...seattletimes.comZuckerberg's superyacht lands in Seattle the same day Meta announces it's laying off 1,400 local employeesMark Zuckerberg superyacht arrived in Seattle on Tuesday as Meta announced 1,400 layoffs in King County. 020
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Sitting around waiting for my dad’s viewing to end, so we can bury him. Kinda wish it was closer in experience to Starter Villain. In fact, I think that’s how I want to remember the whole thing afterward, to be honest. 110
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Yeah, I see a lot of confusion on this, AND: - it isn’t run by the same agency as Link Light Rail (They have their own agency, the SMS) - You can’t “transfer” to/from it. It’s a new fee once you switch to/from the light rail. - No “Roundtrip” fare. 010
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Could have just titled this “Businessman cries real tears”. Starbucks has done nothing but shut down local branches whose baristas want to unionize, for years. They deserve local scorn. Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz calls Seattle 'hostile' to business www.seattletimes.com/business/sta...seattletimes.comHoward Schultz takes a jab at Seattle after moving to MiamiFormer Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz criticized the city and its mayor in a Wall Street Journal opinion piece. 130
Reposted by NotMeCanadian Dude @danielsand.bsky.social · 12/05/2026OMG. That is so freaking bad the Asylum would take one look at it and reject him for not being up to their standards. The dude should be happy we are calling it rightfully AI slop. Because otherwise it means he is one of the worst filmmakers alive. 1111
Reposted by NotMeDaily Caturday @dailycaturday.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Give me all the drugs, Tuesday edition. 052
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I’m gonna be a duck grandma, y’all!!! (Was gonna do a skeet, but these screenshots do the job better) 010
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I miss so many things about the internet of yore. One of the things I find myself missing most though is entire social media sites that just let you make your own listicles. I miss being able to release things like “stupid domain names I’d actually get into a bidding war over” into the world. 110
Reposted by NotMeDaily Caturday @dailycaturday.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Don’t You Dare, Caturday Edition 041
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Normal people hallucinate things like normal people while sick. Me? I had a dream where my spouse went on and on about gabapentin. Being unfamiliar with what gabapentin is or does, I looked it up. Oh Brian (My brain’s government name)! The things you get up to when I’m not in control!!! 000
Reposted by NotMeDaily Caturday @dailycaturday.bsky.social · 22/04/2026King of the hill, Tuesday Edition. 031
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Hello from the distant reaches of Purgatory. I have been beleaguered with some sort of dysentery courtesy of the husband. If this message posts, at least I’ll know there’s still time to portal out to the land of the living again. 020
NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Finally made it to Artbox in Vancouver. My findings: doesn’t sell art supplies. Isn’t a box. Cute merch, though. 010
Reposted by NotMeJoe Frollo @joefrollo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Odds are strong once he gets his skim, it gets half finished and abandoned. Like his wall and ballroom and … 041