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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t think it’s too much to ask that Sandra Bullock and Nina Hagen play time traveling sisters in a dystopian sci-fi thriller.
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Suckers, Simps and MAGA Marks: How Donald Trump Made America His Bitch
The White House press ban is the inevitable result of corporate media’s capitulation to the MAGA cult.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Read and share. Very well done.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ulf as a character study of a Trump cabinet member. Right? #HOTD
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Make of it what you will: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/o...
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Opinion | Silicon Valley Is Bracing for a Permanent Underclass
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I re-subscribed to The Atlantic to read @anneapplebaum.bsky.social . First thing I see when I open the site is @giladedelman.bsky.social working his tiny little heart out to create plausible deniability that anything bad happened on Epstein Island. What a world.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
So Mar a Lago was the perfume counter at Horne’s, and the island was One Eye Jack’s?
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
In similar news, my dead grandpa sat down with an old vacuum cleaner to discuss TikTok trends. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/o...
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Opinion | Thomas L. Friedman Says We’re in a New Epoch. David Brooks Has Questions.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m so offline these days that I didn’t even engage in the pun Olympics that was the sandwich guy trial. In ordinary times, I would have been on a roll.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
#lindseyhalligan
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a man in a suit and tie is saying i declare bankruptcy
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Video shows moment Nobel Peace Prize recipient Maria Corina Machado learns about honor www.cbsnews.com/news/video-n...
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Video shows moment Nobel Peace Prize recipient Maria Corina Machado learns about honor: "I am just one person"
An emotional Maria Corina Machado can be heard saying she was honored, humbled and grateful "on behalf of the Venezuelan people" to receive the Nobel Peace Prize.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I love lord of the rings, and I also love Liv Tyler, but wouldn’t it have been great if Sade Adu had played Arwen?
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The world is still good. You just have to go underwater.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
When Major Briggs tells Bobby about his vision, that’s the good stuff.
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Foxykins.eml @foxykins.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
There are saying he is to the RIGHT of Kirk? How much more right is left before you fall off the edge of the flat earth 😅
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The only solution to the Kawhi / Ballmer situation is to make Kawhi actually play basketball this year.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Is there a place where dads of small daughters talk about how much they like the songs from KPop Demon Hunters?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I wrote about the debate with the Jubilee fascists, the overall idea of the utility of debate and the alleged need for it in order to arrive at truth, and the malicious and corrosive effect this false idea actually has upon the discourse and society. www.the-reframe.com/boiling-water/
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Boiling Water
The corrosive damage cause by forcing people to defend their own lives by debating ideas that have already been defeated.
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Foxykins.eml @foxykins.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Somewhere in Ohio there is a guy who is saying “Well there was Woodstock 99, then I was a mortgage broker and then there was January 6”
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Don’t worry, everyone- Bret Stephens says it’s ok. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Almost a third of people in Gaza 'not eating for days,' UN warns
Israel faces increasing pressure from Western allies to lift restrictions into the flow of aid into Gaza.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Can one billionaire please take a break from rocket ships and save Sesame Street?
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Every good documentary has a dandy.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I loved Theo Huxtable, and specifically the way Malcom Jamal Warner played him, so much that I named my first child after that character. He always seemed like a genuinely good, loving, and curious person, and it came through in his acting. I’m so sad for him and his family.
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Foxykins.eml @foxykins.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Re: Coldplay, Billy Joel would NEVER. He once stopped mid-“Sometimes a Fantasy” to scream at the lighting crew for exposing his Soviet audience to the KGB. Then he kicked over his piano. For privacy. Dancing in the dark is a human right. Billy came to rock, not dox.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I have never in my life wanted to know what’s inside a bag more than I want to know what’s inside this bag.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
For cool guys who were precocious daters, there was a moment where you realized that however confident you were, every girl was 10 steps ahead of you, and that feeling is captured by listening to The Jungle Line by Joni Mitchell.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Why does Kash Patel always look like a kid who got caught wacking it at the Burger King?
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pope’s Brother for President
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I think it was very magnanimous of the Holy Spirit to be like, “You know, Americans are having a hard time right now, and a leadership crisis. Let’s do something nice for them, gents.” #pope
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
It’s true that there are limitless great causes that billionaires could put their wealth towards instead of space, etc. But it would also be neat if one of them could buy Stephen A. Smith off of television.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The secretary of homeland security carried 3k in cash? The secretary of homeland security is a drug dealer and/or a paranoid grandpa?
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 31/03/2025
There are 21 year olds who are alive today who don't have any significant memories of life and politics pre-Trump. There are also 30 year olds alive today who have no memory of life and politics pre war on terror. We literally have generations of youth who have normalized madness.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Anjelica Huston should have won a supporting Oscar for The Witches.
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 17/03/2025
I'm powerless to resist sharing this today.
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Danny Boy
YouTube video by Blakwulf
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Yeah, they showed him all right
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I asked my Google home whether Three Dog Night were just white Sky and the Family Stone, and she very tactfully claimed not to understand the question.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Happy Birthday Yoko Ono :) #yokoono
Yoko Ono looks over her glasses to wordlessly let you know that yes, she’s a witch.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
So Merrick Garland preserved the institution just enough that it could be executed standing up.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
As a pundit, I have every incentive to say that Trump is not destroying our democracy, because if indeed he doesn't destroy it, I am proved right, and if he does destroy it, then I'm less likely to be jailed.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The best possible use of AI at this point in time is for someone to create a perpetual version of David Lynch’s weather report. Get to it, nerds. #ripdavidlynch
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I know this isn’t very important, but doesn’t Pam Bondi sound exactly like a Parker Posey character in a Christopher Guest movie?
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
One of my favorite things about Star Wars is that all the robots can laugh.
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Michael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
We liked A Complete Unknown. You know, even if I were unaware of the history, I still would have known Dylan was going to go electric at Newport because of the earlier scene with Chekov's amp.
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
“You start a question, and it's like starting a stone. You sit quietly on the top of a hill; and away the stone goes, starting others...” - Robert Louis Stevenson
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
What we should really be focusing on are the important questions like, 1) who’s the handsomest rock star ever, Benjamin Orr or David Gilmour; or 2) what is wrong with people who don’t like Garfield; or 3) Does not liking horror movies mean you didn’t have childhood trauma?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/12/2024
a useful thing to ask is how specifically does a rule or regulation or order go from issuance to implementation. for instance, trump has said that he will issue an executive order denying birth certificates and SSNs to the children of undocumented immigrants. okay. what happens next?
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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I was hoping to live a decadent and self-centered middle age in a stable, liberal society, but now I might have to do some good in the world.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Joe Biden was right to pardon his son. Trump pardoned his criminal co-conspirators. He's gonna pardon terrorists. ENTIRELY MISS ME with your dumb arguments about how Democrats must follow rules Republicans ignore. My latest in @thenation.com
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OF COURSE Joe Biden Was Right to Pardon His Son
People need to stop asking Democrats to play by different rules than Republicans, and they need to stop asking Biden to be a worse father than any of us would be in his place.
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