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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rimbly bimbly
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 01/10/2026
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ursula k le guin was the first one to come up with jorjor well
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's fine that you do this but does it have to be everyday
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need to buy some honey mm
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
picture of text from Nabokov's Pale Fire, with the words 'pale fire' underlined and 4 arrows pointing at them
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
due to prevailing economic conditions, we have had to downgrade them to handjob brothers
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
your life is measured by how many greasy fingerprints you can leave behind
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
but a grave has a pretty short floor ceiling distance
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to live long enough to have floor to ceiling bookshelves
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they ran out of fuckable pigs
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if you promise to take me out you can take my passport as a souvenir on your way back
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
cloid
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
astra
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this labyrinth is indisputable
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
introducing the polycule to these feet in detail
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
opposite of kafkaesque
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
did they call you chudbert
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you'll never be born in 67
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
nobody has ever yet needed to create any
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is that a wrestler name
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FOUND MY PINEAPPLE KNKFE
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my famous pineapple blood salad...
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
please send help, I'm about to use a meat cleaver and I've only got 4 fingers left
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
there will come a day when you are trapped in a pineapple. On that day, you'll remember me, remember this. And I won't be able to help cause I still can't find it
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can't find my pineapple knife
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
is there anything left for us
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
are you censoring the names to hide that all of them are you
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You're cooked unc
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These are the only way I realize it's Friday
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/09/2026
once i'm employed ill basically be the most attractive and desirable person on earth
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
phenomenonenomenomenology
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What the hell is he talking about
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you hate guys being dudes
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sandpapering you instead
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
simulating the gacha experience by playing balatro and jacking off everytime I win a run, buying a new copy of balatro after every win
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What movie?
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FELLOWS OF INFINITE JEST, OF MOST EXCELLENT FANCY
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I looked up from crying and my therapist was doing the jerk-off motion
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
cone-like shapebuilder
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why Don't We Just Crank It In The Omelas Hole
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this ledger of human misery seems neverending
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my feet be secreting quicksand
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Greek type of statement I won't endorse
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
life makes perfect since
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
our age of transistors is collapsing
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