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Averi 🐍

@averichollie.bsky.social
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 2h
There are labrynths everywhere for those without eyes to see
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 7h
Six sigma is homophobic
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 7h
*beaming at ur accomplishments, eyes welling up with tears* you’re like the daughter i never had, one i feel a perverse lust for which I refuse to interrogate <3
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me in video games with a yellow bucket of paint slapping that shit down on top of giant horrible traps lmao lmao lol
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My two modes are: sexually threatening, and utterly rizzless
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vicarious is no longer enough, I need to fuck your mom.
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If there was a god he surely would have put the cacao plants on the same contiguous landmass as the guys domesticating cows for milk.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking of becoming a snake again because the triangle doesn't really look or dress like me.
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why anti-ai has no goddamn credibility and techbros can run rampant with the torment nexus.
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve received 3 phshing emails in the last 2 weeks and both of them were sent by my own IT department
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT?! ~ an actual worm, being introduced to a wormhole
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ethereal.
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder always whether buzzballs are good. The bright colors. The fruit-like shape. The clear interior, hiding nothing. My heart and soul tell me: they are not.
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*At the furniture store* stfu everyone who’s ever played Minecraft KNOWS acacia is ugly af
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shout out to anyone who wants to drink piss for pervert reasons but is too afraid of it tasting awful to try
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ketchup: the garum of my people
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trollmore @trollmore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ughhhh I found this cool ttrpg called DSM V but the character creation rules are so dry
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If ur fursona is a hominid species does that make u a Hairy?
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gee, I hope nothing about this pisses me off beyond reason or belief -JRR Tolkien, on his way to see Macbeth for the first time
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tbh the vegan hotdog isn’t so bad when you give up all hope
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can tell the age by the cost of this one
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Getting really pissed off when I lift so I can become an effective poltergeist
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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 13/09/2026
discord screenshot with the names redacted. [redacted] used damn (APP) to generate a picture of sonic the hedgehog speaking the text "help bro" followed by another with the text "my account got flagged for spam and they took away images and text but not apps"
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The groupchat is hopping
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Phishing of the mid aughts: rickrolls
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wanna have sex with 3000 ton war mech
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How do I dress and style to have the vibe of “trash-fire bad decision” but like hot about it
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Roadside refreshment!!!
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish wesker was a woman
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone else here has Arkham asylum disease and then there’s catwoman: bipolar
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
From time to time I remember this guy and begin to laugh uncontrollably
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@priestofbone.bsky.social Putting this out before bro is silenced
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I die scatter my remains at beautiful Santa Monica beach, my fondest memory. Don’t cremate me.
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When the drive thru has a uniquely bank-like quality
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stop posting that -my wife, of my Sigma Male test results (reproduced here for reference)
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You know the food is gonna slap when
They taped pictures of dim sum food to the goddamn tv that they ig couldn’t get working????
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bone @priestofbone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this ledger of human misery seems neverending
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
While you were studying the blade I was having premarital sex
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pee is a myth it’s just squirt
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“I am the alpha and the omega” oh yeah well im the sigma so
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek Finally a Japanese pornography for someone with my autism
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Relationship status: morally wrong
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Aliens find humans amazing and won’t stop talking about our distinctive white gossamer coloring, you ask what this means and they show you a picture labeled HUMAN. It’s a picture of Judi Dench.
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Japanese poets: I would rather cut my kimono than wake up my cat Chinese emperors:
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On my way to convert the male loneliness epidemic into an ungendered loneliness epidemic
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Human most important spic. Is - Tasty Rock
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
At labcorp, to pee
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why did they name it Claude Has anyone in the history of life wanted specifically a FRENCH sycophantic vizier
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Need this to be normalized.
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Averi 🐍 @averichollie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you go to a brewery get the signature beer, it’s not boring. When you go to Red Lobster, are you not there for the red lobster? Did you not go to Panera Bread for their Panera bread? And when you go to Olive Garden, what can you expect but a shitload of olives?
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