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It hasn't happened yet thankfully, but the thing that you need to know about me is that i am cursed to explode if i ever use a compound-wor

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MLeth @mleth.bsky.social · 22h
Rosalina with the M249 ⭐️ Sketch --> Colored
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 9h
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 14h
susie gone shopping
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keke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 13h
Alien technology
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 17h
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Angel♡ Comms Open! @halfheartxi.bsky.social · 14h
My sister got me another one Need to do the finishing touches on my sazabi! (I made him blue...Sazablu... Bluzabi)
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 19h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 20h
Cactus 🌵 inktober day 4
Funny comic strip.
A person laying on cacti “help! I fell on these cactuses”
Person stood nearby “actually”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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🔥 Gurepyon 🔥 @gurepyon.bsky.social · 21h
✨🪄
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
polycule recruitment
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AK @akfamilyhome.com · 04/10/2026
Tried playing Bubsy 3D again and got hit with Absolutely Normal Gameplay
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im always saying this when i find friends
Liu Bei: "Ah, my people!"
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
where did the eggs go
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cao cao
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh wow klipy accepted this one fast, I literally uploaded it there today LMAO
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Dachora runs past
Alt: Dachora runs past
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep dying in Dynasty Warriors due to my warrior attempting to saddle stray enemy horses mid-combo, being thrown because my rank isn't high enough to ride said horse, & the CPU PUNISHING the dismount animation. A hero dying because a war horse deemed it insufficiently noble is appropriately mythic
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vgadvisor
Lord Cao Cao!

Food has been prepared.

You can't fight on an empty stomach!
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/f_-ptMyClQQ?...
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Dynasty Warriors 3 Remastered: "Feel the power of my Magic"
YouTube video by Calem MrNazreenn
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me when my entity description doesnt preclude me from being used as an improvised thrown weapon:
visual representation of the doppler effect
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay so like polymorph in dnd, right? turn fellow into sheep, lasts for an hour, turn back right as rain if ya hit zero hitpoints, yeah? can i go skydivin' with it? like, use it as a really awful featherfall to return from orbit? ablative shiepld?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 03/10/2026
It's so fucking dumb to see these companies try to thread the needle, looking for the exact millimeter of space where they think the public is willing to let them use the Garbage Machine to belch garbage into the product.
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Qewie🥝 @qqqewie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scanty
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nikkitty @melffyplayhouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8F4...
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What are ghosts?
YouTube video by Zorak
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the verbal component for the spell animate dead is "don't give up , skeleton"
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Puri 🐻‍🏳️‍🌈 @purikuma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's soooo dreamy
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nono ➡️ Commissions open! @nonoworks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Autumn Fashion 🐿️🍂 Thank you for your continued support!! Comm for @goldn.social
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i wish i could play nier automata in vr
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Diptych @diptych.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid CODEC call between Naomi and Snake.
NAOMI: We understand the reference's history and its roots in Japanese phonology, but also appreciate that it's funny to image the evil cowboy saying it to your dad's double.Metal Gear Solid CODEC call between Naomi and Snake.
SNAKE: Evil cowboy, huh? Guess he and Revolver Ocelot would have a lot to talk about.Metal Gear Solid CODEC call between Naomi and Snake.
NAOMI: Weirdly, they never meet.
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#fanart
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anthony D. Herrera 
@aherrera.bsky.social
Out on the porch. 2:00 AM. Yawning. Bat flies into mouth. 3 seconds. Flies out. In it's claws, a tiny man. Screaming tiny screams.
Unknown if bat had man before entering mouth. Doctor said I should vibe more, so won't let it bother me.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
m@thew
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my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Truckstop Vigilante 
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Seeing a guy weakly and pathetically crying in his car, going home, getting my own car and pulling up next to him to show him how a real man cries in his car. Gotta use your whole body. Gotta throw your shoulders and let those sobs ring out, brother. You'll get it, just need practice
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mindflakes
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Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients

Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wargen
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me: so then the trailer came out and chris pratt isn't even doing an italian accent which i don't know if you know about mario but...

uncle (looking at a spider trapped under a glass): what were we even doing over there
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
POWERFUL CRAB FARTS @powerf... • 2h
4yo: I want to be venomous too!

2 and 4yo chanting together: Venomous!
Venomous! Venomous!

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POWERFUL CRAB FART
@powerful.crabf.art
They're slithering around on the floor now
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Truckstop Vigilante 
@brenthor.bsky.social
Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.te... • Mar 16, 2025
yknow we've had all kinds of root causes for imperial decline over the centuries. barbarian invasions, economic crashes, just general overextension. but this might be the first time that "total dissolution of the spirit" is at the heart of it all

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Cube @prototypecube.bs... • Mar 16, 2025
"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump”

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Edrial @edrial.bsky.social • Mar 17, 2025
where's that from?

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Cube
@prototypecube.bsky.social
me, i legit have no idea why i put quotation marks around it and i was hoping nobody would ask
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vent art.
Robot explaining that, yes, all of this is incredibly stupid and we just have to wait for it to pass.
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"i dont like videogames" ok why do i have to hear about it
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Voxandra @voxandra.gay · 29/09/2026
I genuinely don’t say this to be elitist but I can only hear the RPG equivalent of “you have to shoot too much in Mega Man” or “Mario makes you jump too much” so many times. that’s a 1:1 analogy of what’s going on here and I can’t help but roll my eyes
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PressDownToOrb @pressdowntoorb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think the biggest change after growing up was playing majoras mask and wishing the moon would stop stalling and get it the fuck over with
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