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Mike Praznowski

@praz.bsky.social
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Co-host of Bums in the Bleachers, a Cubs podcast (via the Chicago Sports Bums) and Pointless Exercise’s Cubs/Bears podcasts, terrible joke maker, full-time degen. Pro-Malört. #FlyTheW 👀🔴🐻⬇☝🏻🚨

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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16h
ORRRRR what if we do like they do and just line up a new owner to take over when Papa Joe dies?
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Smart - Roll Safe Meme
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Anthony @camiata2.bsky.social · 16h
Unironically the Sox going on a biblical run could be a great motivator for the north side team. If anybody up there actually cared about winning that is
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16h
Blackhawks home opener tomorrow night, White Sox first home playoff game (with a chance to sweep) Wednesday afternoon. Us Chicago area rideshare drivers are about to make bank the next 2 days.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16h
Finding a way to win on the road in the postseason against a division rival that has owned the division for the better part of a decade is such a foreign concept on the north side of Chicago. Well done, White Sox. Finish it off on the south side.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16h
The White Sox are gonna go 13-0 this postseason.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
Sean Burke:
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South Park: Man with Wheelbarrow
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
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Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
Colson “Ian Happ” Montgomery
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
BRADEN MONTGOMERY!!! 3-2 SOX!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 18h
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Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose: Do Tell
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 18h
"I just can't believe that one of the 'Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me' guys didn't do what we told him."
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 18h
Is there a Temu Doug too?
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 18h
MUNE 💯
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 19h
Anthony Kay and Sean Newcomb? Who would’ve thought they’d be important pitchers on playoff team when they were toiling away on the David Ross Cubs teams?
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 19h
More like Anthony BB, am I right?
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 20h
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Jimmy Fallon Cheers White Sox with Beer Hat
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Piss test Aaron Ashby
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bears and Lions fans today:
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Bugs Bunny in Florida
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the Bears are great! But the Vikings are 30 minutes away from going 4-0 and (at least for now) have the tiebreaker on us.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are the Vikings really gonna defense and field goal their way to an NFC North title?
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not gonna wind up mattering.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FADE TO BLACK, MY FRENTS
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHY DOES IT STILL SAY 23-13???
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was born in Illinois and I’ll likely die in Illinois. Idgaf about this dumbass Texas senate race they keep running ads for during a Bears/Jets game.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fox went to commercial showing the score as 23-13 😂
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MO-NANGAI, MO PROBLEMS… AGAIN!!! TOUCHDOWN BEARS!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MONANGAI IS MYNANGUY
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you throw an interception against the Jets, it’s probably time for you to sit for the rest of the game.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(This is an Austin Booker tweet)
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ARTIE BUCCO
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 04/10/2026
According to Tim Brando no running backs played at Rutgers between when Ray Rice left in 2007 and when Kyle Monangai got there in 2020. No wonder they’ve been so bad.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MO-NANGAI, MO PROBLEMS!!! TOUCHDOWN BEARS!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ben Johnson with a backup QB starting:
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South Park: Man with Wheelbarrow
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s not a touchdown lmao. Get this geezer out of the booth. 😂
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rome was down, but my god is he an airhead.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tim Brando? This has to be Fox’s bottom tier announcing team, right?
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐻⬇️
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come on, Padres. We can’t let #them win.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bahahaha GFY Miz!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brewers are swinging at all of Robbie Ray’s junk balls.
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Jack Nicholson Grinning
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MUNE
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m convinced that the Expos relocating to DC is what killed the MVP Baseball video games.
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 02/10/2026
This should be embarrassing. The Cubs absolutely can pay Seiya what the market will say he's worth, they just don't want to. Going with Pedro and Shaw in the corners, or re-signing an obviously cooked Ian Happ is basically formally announcing you don't want to win.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Extend Kyle Davidson again!
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be better for the Hawks to lose by a touchdown tonight, or in some game soon, so that anyone will notice how rancid things are here and turn the temp up on someone, anyone in the organization. Respectable moonings aren't going to get anyone fired.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Launch Kyle Davidson into the fucking sea.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s Go Hawks
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 02/10/2026
It's the podcast reunion you didn't know you needed. @michaelbradt.bsky.social makes a triumphant return, just in time for the 500th episode of the podcast he co-founded. open.spotify.com/episode/1iUq...
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500. "As we were saying..." - Pointless Exercise's 500th Podcast
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also saw probably the best sign I’ve ever seen at a live sporting event. You used to see a lot like this where the network the game was on would be made into an acronym. Game was on ESPN that night. “See ya in the NLCS! E-specially S-ince P-rior’s N-asty”
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Core memory for me. First ever postseason game, first time ever in the bleachers, first time heckling an opposing player (Gary Sheffield in RF for the Braves), first time ever hearing Go Cubs Go.
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