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Michael Bradt

@michaelbradt.bsky.social
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comedian; lawyer; believer in education, science, common sense, and human decency; fortwayneimprov.com

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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes they can. Make me an offer.
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 02/10/2026
It's the podcast reunion you didn't know you needed. @michaelbradt.bsky.social makes a triumphant return, just in time for the 500th episode of the podcast he co-founded. open.spotify.com/episode/1iUq...
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500. "As we were saying..." - Pointless Exercise's 500th Podcast
Pointless Exercise - A Desipio Podcast · Episode
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Spurs aren't going to score this season, are they?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Comedy also has a pretty hard-and-fast Rule of Threes, and I can't decide which one this would fall under.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What an awesome response by Egypt to a bullshit call.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We need Anderson Cooper to be involved with the World Cup, as I can't hear "Bosnia-Herzegovina" without thinking of Channel One.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The #WorldCup is awesome on a lot of levels, but extra kudos to reminding everyone what an absolute banger "Come Together" is.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My unblemished streak of never once successfully sharing a Google Drive document on the first try continues.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is there any way to watch the World Cup WITHOUT seeing James Corden?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Golf is an RNG game.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If I had a time machine, I would go back and stop myself from ever having two Google accounts. It's an absolute tsunami of frustration.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Enshittification should be required reading for all humans, but, oh, boy do I need to take frequent breaks from reading it.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Around this time every year I question whether the stress of tax season is worth being self-employed. And every single year I consider just getting a job working for someone else, getting a W-2, and going back to doing my own taxes. Then I remember that it's much more fun when I'M the idiot boss.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
How did I get WORSE at swallowing as my life progressed?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm all for the Orange King being president for life AND I'm all for the 22nd Amendment. It can be both, if we're lucky.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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a man in a green hat is saying we shall double our efforts .
ALT: a man in a green hat is saying we shall double our efforts .
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Share a bird pic you took.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I miss the days when the US wasn't run by the dumbest mafia ever.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My wife this morning, who fell asleep at halftime: "Sorry the Bears lost." Me, delightedly: "Oh, do I have a story to tell you."
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Chicago is going to be the drunkest it's been since game seven of the 2016 World Series.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Okay, Bears, am I safe to talk shit all day?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
With Miami beating OSU and Bama getting boat raced, this weekend proved how idiotic it was to exclude the Irish from the CFP, but I'll also point out that the last team to actually beat IU (and soundly) was ND. I don't think they would beat them this year, but they certainly deserved a chance to.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"Love Hurt" will be 100% of the headlines tomorrow, regardless of the outcome of this game.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My family has been playing one game of Phase 10 for approximately 12 hours. I cannot understand why people like this game.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Looking forward to seeing which of these teams will play IU in an equally-confusing uniform color matchup.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
ND would have absolutely boat raced either of these teams.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I went to a new eye doctor yesterday. So now I have to lie to a total stranger about whether I can see the difference between number 1 and number 2.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I can't explain it, but egg nog is the warmest cold drink.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Their unhinged nature doesn't get to me as much as their non-existent senses of humor. As far as I can tell, committing to this absolutely terrible bit is the only crime that's been perpetrated.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Eagerly waiting for Gary Larson's take on this literal war.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Aikman is a concussed dipshit who also happens to be a tremendously boring color commentator. I challenge anyone to look at the tape and say I'm wrong. chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/1...
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ESPN broadcaster, Hall of Fame QB Troy Aikman stands by criticism of Bears QB Caleb Williams
Aikman called Williams' 55-yard touchdown pass to D'Andre Swift against the Commanders "lucky" and criticized his passing accuracy, which got a reaction out of Williams and coach Ben Johnson.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Rookie improvisers playing the voice of reason when everyone else just wants to follow the fun.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I've been watching old WWF matches on YouTube for NOSTALGIA, and I never realized how absolutely hilarious the Million Dollar Man's entrance theme is.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
This clown show administration was pearl-clutching over demolishing racist Confederate statues because of "tradition," but the White House is fair game?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Whoever invented Sober October is clearly not a baseball fan.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
So, TNT has the worst score bug in 2025, right?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
They had about 1 trillion good choices for a title for the Springsteen biopic, and they somehow fucked it up.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Fuck off, Disney. Doing the right thing only when it affects your bottom line might as well be doing the wrong thing.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
ILLINOIS — Trump’s Gestapo violently throws female congressional candidate @KatAbughazaleh to the ground to the ground
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If you're not concerned that two late-night hosts have lost their jobs because this country elected the softest, most rabbit-eared piece of shit who's ever lived, freedom of speech may not be for you.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I don't normally notice this, but I absolutely hate how my hands smell.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
My god, Bears.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Soldier Field sounds like it's absolutely shaking.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If there wasn't enough proof that Trump is a stupid fucking moron, he declares war on Chicago on a weekend that the Bears have a Monday night game, so no one has anything better to do today than to protest.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Has the TACO seen The Untouchables? Not a good idea to fuck with Chicago.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It's crooked. How perfectly on-brand for the administration.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Unfortunately, in the extra time that was cut, they were supposed to learn courage, compassion, and the Constitution. ICE Slashes Training Days to MAGA’s Favorite Number to Suck Up to Trump share.google/Df6jKlUvMNbk...
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ICE Slashes Training Days to MAGA’s Favorite Number to Suck Up to Trump
Training courses have reportedly been slashed from five months to just eight weeks.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Is it fucking time to talk about gun control yet?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I just got charged a $2 "handling fee" on a digital download. Who wants to check my blood pressure?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Mr. Robot is a really great watch any time, but it's an especially great watch in 2025. It's on Netflix now, if you didn't get the memo.
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