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Stache

@stacheesq.bsky.social
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Lawyer by day. Hockey analytics, history, and bird nerd by night. Rescue dog dad 24/7. Likes Arsenal, trivia, cured meats from the motherland, taking photos of birds, Oxford commas, and pizza from that place out east.

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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Launch Kyle Davidson into the fucking sea.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whoever thought of this should win a Nobel Prize.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe the real football upset is the friends we made along the way.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll get in on this #SmallBirdSaturday. My contribution is this very beautiful golden-winged warbler from Lake County, Illinois. Probably my bird of the year so far. #birds
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some people never got punched in the face for running their mouth as a kid, and it shows.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There are way too many insufferable clown dicks on this site to only pick 38.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just blow the whistle and put this shit club out of its misery. Shit players. Shit manager. Shit club. No wonder all your players left. Imagine having a song for John McGinn. Peak embarrassment.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Boom.
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YankeeGunner @arsenalvisionpodcast.com · 31/08/2026
Gillett as bad as ever
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goonlighting @goonlighting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
today's refereeing brought to you by polymarket! gamble responsibly
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
These Newcastle kits are 10/10.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I had elaborate plans to make a mega composite of stacked images (nerd translation: a really hi-resolution image of the moon), but my efforts were thwarted by the clouds rolling through. Still cool to see for the few seconds near-totality was visible. #moon #eclipse #space #astrophotography
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@thisone0verhere.bsky.social
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chicago, there's a lunar eclipse tonight (96% coverage) with peak just after 11 pm. Should be a clear night!
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This rat fuck can burn in hell.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Puppy just scared off a pack of coyotes running through the neighbor’s yard with a very big girl bark. #prouddad
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Big Bobson Dugnutt energy.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 26/08/2026
Villa boldly exploring whether it's possible to compete in the Premier League without any players
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry too? Man, fuck this week.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My extended family that lives in rural Hungary is posting Dolly tributes. They are far from liberal. I think she might have been one of the most universally-loved people in the world.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a beautiful soul and a beautiful life lived. It is a rare gift to have a life like Dolly's, and she used every bit of it to make the world around her a better place.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just checked the EPL scores. Hahahahahaha.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gotta love MUC. Their free coffee machines all over the gate areas are 🐐 stuff, though.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Never change, Man U.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Our second team would qualify for Champion's League.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did Odegaard just do this as a celebration?
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Funny Mj Jordan Shrug Imitation
ALT: Funny Mj Jordan Shrug Imitation
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lmao that’s the softest yellow I’ve ever seen.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh, we’re cooking. I like this.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Kai Havertz scores again!
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tzolis is definitely the real deal.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This bunny has the survival skills of a potato chip.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thoughts and prayers to anyone at Wrigley. You gonna get real WET based on what just rolled through here.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
See ya.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of the things I miss most about being in Europe is how much better the drivers are.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
WHOOP WHOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE TZOLIS. Another assist!
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Donnarumma kinda sucks, man.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Let them cook, Mikel!
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No time wasted.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
what did soundgarden know and when did they know it
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The ILLINIMAX of Disappointment
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 08/08/2026
Nobody warns you how tremendously disconcerting going back to an American restaurant is after living anywhere else long term. - them walking off with your credit card & no tap to pay - the huge portions and sodium - the weird attentiveness for tips - being IDed over 30 - flags everywhere
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gate agent after I show her my ticket: “Thank you, sir. Have a nice flight.” Me, to the gate agent who is definitely not getting on the plane: “Thanks, you too!” Every. Single. Time.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My hibiscus plant is going bonkers!
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There are few sounds more disgusting than a toddler’s open-mouthed wet cough.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'd rather watch a live stream of a colonoscopy.
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This place is a fairytale. #dolomites
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Stache @stacheesq.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have an 8 hour flight to Paris this evening, so a perfect excuse to rewatch Band of Brothers.
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