Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Exclusively logging onto this site once a week to watch the drama like a mediaeval peasant coming into town for the bear baiting 001
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026GRRM didn't vote because he's too busy on the finishing touches of Winds ready for the release in December 000
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/09/2025If they think that's impressive, they should check out his work in Jack and Jill 050
Reposted by Kallisto KeenRichardTheS🌀d @richardthesod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Who would you have host MasterChef? 1267
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder 000
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2025White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/06/2025People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year) 000
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/06/2025They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch 000
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 07/06/2025We're so back www.twitch.tv/postmpandatwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 030
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 02/06/2025There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 02/06/2025It's the only reason we know Sainsbury's used to sell rabbit 000
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words 000
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/06/2025We've had the show about Luthen's Lesbians, it's time to focus on Mon's Gays 051
Reposted by Kallisto KeenBoonta Vista @boontavista.com · 26/05/2025Hey this was a real funny one. Honest.podcasts.apple.comEPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog ManPodcast Episode · Boonta Vista · 24/05/2025 · 1h 7m 2737
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund 020
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/04/2025You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me: Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there Middle aged couple looking for a third Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Spotify has decided that this morning’s daylist should be exclusively Sonic music 010
Reposted by Kallisto KeenTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png 271202287
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Running past a really hot guy and accidentally releasing the oink of the mouthbreathing runner 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Thinking about how the opening of Mr Brightside is left audio only 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/03/2025On this St Patrick’s Day I’ll be driving all the snakes out of the group chat 030
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I feel like that’s either 20 minutes or 20 hours, zero middle ground 110
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Costco Guys porn parody called The Costco Gyatts 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Shattering children’s self esteem by loudly saying “I think the kid from the Costco Guys is on the tram” into my phone 120
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Person: has an interest Half of the internet: well naturally they’re autistic 020
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Cancelling the show named after Empire for clearing including moments from Return of the Jedi 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 04/03/2025This also happened when I saw Madame Web (because I was the only one in the screening) 020
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Throw in some banjos and that’s half my music taste 010
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Please mummy, just one more Drops of Jupiter before bed 020
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Having a friend who I can only contact through Letterboxd reviews (don’t have him on any other social media) 020
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Marathon playlist that’s just hours of We Bring The Boom (Crew Version) 020
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Starting my new comic strip for Nuts Magazine: Gay Dilbert 020
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Really hard to recover from finding out your friends don’t like The Cleveland Show 120
Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Close enough, welcome back General Douglas MacArthur 000