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Kallisto Keen

@postmpanda.bsky.social
92 followers 113 following 691 posts

Formerly the world's best Tour de France 2022 and 152th best Lego Star Wars speedrunner (she/her) www.twitch.tv/postmpanda

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And attacking the noble horse too
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Exclusively logging onto this site once a week to watch the drama like a mediaeval peasant coming into town for the bear baiting
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
GRRM didn't vote because he's too busy on the finishing touches of Winds ready for the release in December
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
If they think that's impressive, they should check out his work in Jack and Jill
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Nothing but Aerosmith
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Shrimp. Heaven. Now.
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RichardTheS🌀d @richardthesod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Who would you have host MasterChef?
Kay of Kay's 'Cooking on YouTube' fame.
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year)
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Oh no I'm Benson Boone pilled
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
We're so back www.twitch.tv/postmpanda
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It's the only reason we know Sainsbury's used to sell rabbit
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
We've had the show about Luthen's Lesbians, it's time to focus on Mon's Gays
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Boonta Vista @boontavista.com · 26/05/2025
Hey this was a real funny one. Honest.
podcasts.apple.com
EPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog Man
Podcast Episode · Boonta Vista · 24/05/2025 · 1h 7m
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Dr Shaun Murphy but he’s a PHD in History
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'm assuming you mean romancing Carth
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Toydarian Chappell Roan
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me: Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there Middle aged couple looking for a third Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I will be seated
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Spotify has decided that this morning’s daylist should be exclusively Sonic music
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Running past a really hot guy and accidentally releasing the oink of the mouthbreathing runner
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Thinking about how the opening of Mr Brightside is left audio only
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
On this St Patrick’s Day I’ll be driving all the snakes out of the group chat
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I feel like that’s either 20 minutes or 20 hours, zero middle ground
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Costco Guys porn parody called The Costco Gyatts
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Shattering children’s self esteem by loudly saying “I think the kid from the Costco Guys is on the tram” into my phone
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Person: has an interest Half of the internet: well naturally they’re autistic
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Cancelling the show named after Empire for clearing including moments from Return of the Jedi
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This also happened when I saw Madame Web (because I was the only one in the screening)
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Throw in some banjos and that’s half my music taste
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Please mummy, just one more Drops of Jupiter before bed
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Having a friend who I can only contact through Letterboxd reviews (don’t have him on any other social media)
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Marathon playlist that’s just hours of We Bring The Boom (Crew Version)
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Hate it when dead men start countdowns
Claude Debussy started the countdown on Spotify
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Starting my new comic strip for Nuts Magazine: Gay Dilbert
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Swedish Dr Evil demanding 1 million kronor
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Really hard to recover from finding out your friends don’t like The Cleveland Show
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Close enough, welcome back General Douglas MacArthur
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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Out: 9/11 jokes In: Hindenburg jokes
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