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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Exclusively logging onto this site once a week to watch the drama like a mediaeval peasant coming into town for the bear baiting

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

GRRM didn't vote because he's too busy on the finishing touches of Winds ready for the release in December

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar

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RichardTheS🌀d @richardthesod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Who would you have host MasterChef?

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Oh no I'm Benson Boone pilled

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Dr Shaun Murphy but he’s a PHD in History

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me: Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there Middle aged couple looking for a third Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Spotify has decided that this morning’s daylist should be exclusively Sonic music

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Running past a really hot guy and accidentally releasing the oink of the mouthbreathing runner

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Thinking about how the opening of Mr Brightside is left audio only

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

On this St Patrick’s Day I’ll be driving all the snakes out of the group chat

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Costco Guys porn parody called The Costco Gyatts

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Shattering children’s self esteem by loudly saying “I think the kid from the Costco Guys is on the tram” into my phone

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Person: has an interest Half of the internet: well naturally they’re autistic

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

This also happened when I saw Madame Web (because I was the only one in the screening)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Please mummy, just one more Drops of Jupiter before bed

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Having a friend who I can only contact through Letterboxd reviews (don’t have him on any other social media)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Marathon playlist that’s just hours of We Bring The Boom (Crew Version)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Hate it when dead men start countdowns

Claude Debussy started the countdown on Spotify

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Starting my new comic strip for Nuts Magazine: Gay Dilbert

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Swedish Dr Evil demanding 1 million kronor

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Really hard to recover from finding out your friends don’t like The Cleveland Show

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Out: 9/11 jokes In: Hindenburg jokes

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Lady Jar Jar is really popular with the gay gungans

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Ticking "black - other" on ethnicity forms as I'm a self-hating Italian who doesn't consider Italians white

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Maybe I’m too woke or too much of a feminist but it’s so fun that objectifying women in media becomes fine if your doing it queerly/leftistly

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Thread to archive my Discord display names

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Going into subreddits for people I don't like and getting really mad when people are enjoying their content

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Plain bread and butter remains GOATed

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Being an Emilia Perez enjoyer gets harder every day

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Shawinigan Moments @shawiniganmoments.ca · 29/01/2025

New episode! In episode 20, we are joined by @postmpanda.bsky.social to discuss a time when Canadian content was produced somewhere in order to avoid health and safety regulations. Exclusive to Patreon! Free preview on our main feed! patreon.com/shawiniganmo...

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Jerry Springer Thailand, extremely mysterious

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Chappel Roan Jukebox Musical starring Ray Winstone

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

If I end up becoming one of those transphobic trans women in 5-10 years the absolutely insane reaction to Emilia Perez (largely from people who have either not watched it or hate watched it) will have been a key moment in that journey

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