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Kallisto Keen

@postmpanda.bsky.social

92 followers 113 following 691 posts

Formerly the world's best Tour de France 2022 and 152th best Lego Star Wars speedrunner (she/her) www.twitch.tv/postmpanda

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

We've had the show about Luthen's Lesbians, it's time to focus on Mon's Gays

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Hate it when dead men start countdowns

Claude Debussy started the countdown on Spotify

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Jerry Springer Thailand, extremely mysterious

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

we are all wahhabists on this blessed day

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

On his birthday of all days

There was a problem loading search results for "Jeremy Renner"

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Dave Bautista has transitioned into James May

Beautiful Dave Bautista

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Aoife surrounded by her family. The text reads "Merry Gexmas from our family to yours"

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Quote this with a Star Wars character you're thankful for

Get bricked

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 19/03/2024

Please be him

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

My stream schedule for the week ahead, in a style referencing the Black Eyed Peas album The Beginning. The schedule is: Madagascar 2 on Wednesday 10 at 6:30pm, The Urbz on Friday 12 at 6:30, and Bloodborne on Sunday 14 at 1pm. twitch.tv/postmpanda

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

Happy Christmas gamers, I hope you all have a poggers day and a Goated new year

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

Love having an adult job so I can decorate my flat like a normal adult would

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

It started out as a bit, why did it end up like this? It was only a bit It was only a bit

A screenshot of my top six artists of 2023 so far on Last.fm, showing that the Black Eyed Peas are now in first place with 389 scrobbles (beating out Andrew Prahlow by 2 listens)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

This is infinitely funny to me

The Rotten Tomatoes scores for the 2021 Horror film Willy's Wonderland. It has a 61% critic score and a 68% audience score

The Rotten Tomatoes scores for the 2023 Horror film Five Nights at Freddy's. It has a 25% critic score and a 89% audience score

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

Remember to wear your fookin poppy

Cookie Monster, a furry blue Muppet, sat on a green sofa. He is wearing a poppy on his lapel

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

I meant what I said

A woman in glasses with red hair holding a plastic lightsaber in front of her face. The lightsaber has a green blade and has Baby Yoda on the hilt

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Sometimes a sentence hits you so hard

Mouse Ghaddafi was successful in creating the mouse United States of Africa in this universe.

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

To celebrate Star Warstober I'm going to watch the series in the real order

So we start with Rey, then flash back to see what was up with that old guy who just got killed. After that we go to TLJ, which gives us another old guy we need to flash back to, so we do Rogue One, which gives us a younger guy to flash back to, before moving on to Episode 4. Episode 4 gives us another old guy to flash back to, so we go to Kenobi before continuing on to episode 5. Episode 5 reveals that the guy in that black suit we've seen in Episodes 4,5, and Kenobi is actually one of the old guy's dad's so we go back to the prequels + clone wars to get to know him, moving through bad batch and rebels before we take a quick breather to celebrate Life Day. Once the holiday is over we finally return to Luke and see him confront his dad again. In the aftermath of the Battle of Endor we follow it's true heroes, the Ewoks, through a couple of adventures they have, before checking in on some other guys having adventures so we can truly understand the twisted mind of George Lucas

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

Star Warstober is about to enter week 2, time to battle some fronts and unleash the force

Yellow text on a background of stars in space, in the style of Star Wars opening crawls, listing my upcoming streams for the next week, on Monday 10th (Battlefront 2), Tuesday 11th (Battlefront 2), Wednesday 12th (Battlefront 2), Thursday 13th (The Force Unleashed) and Saturday 15th (The Force Unleashed). Also featured are several images of star wars characters, including Jar Jar Binks, Watto, and Starkiller

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

An image in a custom font called "Chernobyl" reading "Meesa a manic depressive (self diagnosed)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

This website is promising an awful lot for an extremely minor character in two films

100+ Watto Quotes

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Lock Screen

An iPhone lockscreen featuring Henry Kissinger smiling and looking directly into your eyes. In front of him is a wine glass, perhaps with a nice Austrian Riesling in it. The date reads Thursday 28th September in Swedish, with the date on the Islamic calendar next to it

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

40% of the UK wants shit-filled rivers

A picture of a protester at a rejoin EU march in London holding a placard reading "National Rejoin March - over 60% of the UK want clean rivers #rejoinEU", somehow implying that being in the EU would fix our shitty water companies

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Alf

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Everyone falls somewhere on this triangle

A triangle with Marge Simpson, Donald Duck, and Gollum at the three points

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

Oh you have a shiny charizard? Well I'd like to see it beat my platinum Mike Crapo

A decision 2020 trading card featuring American politician Mike Crapo

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

If you drive this, hit me up

FAB 1, Lady Penelope's pink car from Thunderbirds (2004)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Found the holy text today

A Wii copy of the game Cheggers Party Quiz found in CEX for £1.50

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

Bethesda need to abandon Starfield, Fallout, and Elder Scrolls and return to their roots

The cover of the 2005 PS2 game Breeders Cup World Thoroughbred Championships, published by Bethesda

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

Coming over to your house and taking off my trench coat sexily to reveal my Garfield pyjamas underneath

A woman wearing slightly faded Garfield pyjamas

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

food pick to explain where you're from (cider counts as food)

Three cans of Thatchers cider
From left to right: Thatchers Rose, Thatchers Gold, Thatchers Haze

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

Can’t afford the hairdressers so I’ve attempted to cut my own fringe

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

Graphic design is my passion

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

Stream schedule for the coming week

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

Graphic design is my passion www.twitch.tv/postmpanda

An image reading "Tonight on twitch.tv/postmpanda Aoife has fucked up her sleep schedule so it's time for an all-night stream. Featuring To The Moon, Lost Egg 2: Bonus Level, and A Victory Royale" At 1:30 AM BST

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

There's only one ocean between me and my nearest Old Navy

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Normal music taste

My Last.fm top 8 artists (see https://www.last.fm/user/PostMPanda)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Love that the Black Eyed Peas took the criticism of what the humps in My Humps are being unclear on board when they wrote Double D'Z

Two lines from the Black Eyed Peas song Double D'Z, reading "I see him checking out my treble and my bass (ooh). That means he looking at my racks and my junk (yup)"

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Love my normal sized Jigglypuff (six more plushies are just out of shot)

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

it's music monday, reskeet with what you are listening to right this second

A screenshot of spotify, showing the track Forming Up/Unto Stone We Are from the Andor soundtrack

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

Yougov asking normal questions, like if I went to McGrath, Alaska last weekend

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

Posting a picture of me being held by my gorilla in the Discord server's pet channel

Dr "Penny" Patterson being held by Koko the Gorilla

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

Reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you better

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

As much as I like having my face as my profile picture, there's something about seeing cool toad which makes me feel so powerful (cool toad attached)

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2023

We don't talk about Yarael Poof enough

It's Yarael Poof in all his long glory