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Comic writer and artist from Aberdeenshire, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✏️🎨 Creator of "Corinne Morgan, Corbie" - get issues 1-4 now as digital downloads on Ko-Fi!

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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🍂 Autumn CD / vinyl acquisitions thread 🍂 I've had the Rita Coolidge version of "(Your Love Takes Me) Higher And Higher" on heavy rotation for months, so you can imagine how excited I was to find the album it's from, plus a US import copy of her Greatest Hits from 1980. #Music
A well-worn used copy of "Anytime... Anywhere" by Rita Coolidge. The cover is a square photo of the singer with a black frame, with the title above and a small A&M Records logo beneath.Vinyl copy of Rita Coolidge's Greatest Hits, from 1980. The cover is a white image with three images of the singer appearing side by side, beneath her name and the title of the record.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/znd0tIKjsPU?... These digital sock puppet versions of deceased notables are somehow less impressive than Big Mouth Billy Bass, and frankly I value his wisdom more
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Billy... Don't Worry, Be Happy
YouTube video by scrybnnygrl
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd heard Home Bargains were selling these Pepsi tumblers. More surprising was the poorly taped-up multipacks of Korean peach flavour Pepsi Zero Sugar?! No valid barcode on the packaging so getting these rung up at the checkout was a nightmare. Apparently imported to the UK by "Meeran Ltd."
A black Pepsi branded tumbler, sold in a box with two standard-sized 330ml cans of Pepsi Max (contained within the tumbler itself and not visible here).Multiple cans of Pepsi Zero Sugar Peach Flavor. Sold in 355ml cans (slightly larger than the standard size used in the UK), the cans have peach iconography around the logo and hybrid Korean/English text on the front.A sticker affixed to each can with nutritional and distribution information in English, placed on top of the Korean text. Evidently this is why the multipacks had the wrappers opened, then hastily put back together using brown parcel tape - it was so the importer [Meeran Ltd.] could get the stickers on the cans.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Visited Smyths after my TF:TM trip. Wanted to get at least one bot to commemorate the occasion but after five minutes of staring in disbelief at the current prices of mainline #Transformers I immediately went to the nearby Home Bargains and bought this £6 Authentics Mirage instead 😄
Transformers Authentics Mirage, a predominantly blue and white robot based on how the character appeared in the original 1984 Transformers cartoon.Transformers Authentics Mirage in race car mode, seen from the front.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A week removed from my Aberdeen trip and I'm starting to organise the photos of my modest haul. I've had the Megatron Pez dispenser for ten years and only now did I get Optimus and Bee to complete the trio! #Transformers
Three Transformers G1 Pez dispensers, Optimus and Bumblebee on the left and right respectively (both carded) and Megatron in the middle (uncarded)
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Came down the with worst case of the flu I've had in years as soon as I got back from my TF:TM Aberdeen road trip at the weekend, a real "Duff Gardens Hurrah" in reverse moment. Recovering now but geez, it's been a rough couple of days 🤧
Marge looks at Homer, pale and shivering in the driver's seat of his car as he clutches a blanket.
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Graham 🔜 TFN Swindon @thomsongraham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎉 To celebrate six years of The TFUK Guide, I am giving away this brand-new Transformers Retro Optimus Prime! 🎉 To enter: - Follow this account - Share this post The winner will be randomly picked on 3 October 2026. Open worldwide. Good luck!
A photograph of a MISB Transformers Retro Optimus Prime toy
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back home after my #Transformers: The Movie road trip. Highly recommend seeing the re-release in 4DX if you have the option: I was wary going in, but WOW is it fun when you find yourself bracing for impact at key moments, it's something new you don't get watching the DVD / Blu-Ray 😎
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Unicron's Epic Transformation in Transformers: The Movie
ALT: Unicron's Epic Transformation in Transformers: The Movie
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shout-out to everyone who didn't get to see #Transformers: The Movie on the big screen when it came out that'll be making the journey this weekend. Even if we didn't become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, I think we've earned it 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️
Middle-aged Bart and elderly Homer stand outside the cinema, where the marquee reads "Classics of Animation - The Transformers: The Movie"
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I always had this vague childhood memory of it being mentioned in the paper that there was gonna be a local screening of #Transformers: The Movie, and my dad said he'd take me but for whatever reason, never did. What I didn't remember was that it was in Feb '87, two months after the UK release!
Article from a February 1987 edition of the Banffshire Journal which reads as follows:

There is a double treat in store for cinema-goers in the Banff and Macduff area next week... with a special attraction for the children.

For The Moving Picture Show is to present TWO films in Macduff Town Hall next Wednesday, February 11.

And the first feature, at 5.55pm is bound to be a big attraction for the young children — “Transformers — The Movie.”

Transformers are the biggest children's attraction at the moment, with the television series a major hit.

Now, thanks to the man behind The Moving Picture Show, Mr lan Rattray, local children will get the chance to see the film that has taken the big city cinemas by storm.

Later in the evening, at 7.40pm, the Picture Show will present the superb Clint Eastwood movie “Heartbreak Ridge" and this is bound to be another major attraction.

lan says that it is the intention of the Picture Show to try and bring top films to suit all tastes — and ages — to Macduff.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Constructicons will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
A frame from "The Transformers: The Movie" of the Constructicons tooting golden horns at Starscream's coronation.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Re-upping this for those who missed the reveal earlier today (I've been agonising over this issue for so long that I really don't have a choice but to be absolutely insufferable about promoting it, LOL) #comicbooks #art #indiecomics
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hear you're all tired of procedurally-generated junk. You want something real. Something you could recognise, something you could feel. So... For the first time since 2020, Corbie returns in all-new adventures - kicking off with this staggering 46-page issue. More news soon! #Comics
Cover art for the forthcoming "Corinne, Morgan, Corbie" issue #5. A homage to the cover of the album "Lupe Fiasco’s Food & Liquor", Corinne is floating against a starry backdrop, her spectral wings on full display. Assorted items from her bedroom and workshop, including the Mystical Sphere of the Badb, her smartphone, laptop and an old book ("Celtic Magic Guide") are floating around her.
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soushiyo @soushiyo.com · 27/03/2026
nice webcomic you have there... would be a shame if everyone loved it and supported you financially to make it
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same but my proton pack was a red metal paper tray, with belts for the straps, hooked up to a detergent bottle with a pinhole in the cap so it could fire water when squeezed. I don't think I've ever been happier than when my grandmother brought me the official Kenner one, finally I was big time 😎
A stack of wire paper trays in assorted colours, red, green, white and blue.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A big part of the appeal of TMNT and Ghostbusters for me as a kid was Donnie, Ray and Egon cobbling together their tech in their respective workshops from whatever they could find. It's something I made a key aspect of Corbie, that Corinne has grown up aspiring to be an inventor like her dad!
A panel from issue #2 of "Corinne Morgan, Corbie", in which Corinne is adjusting the helmet for the test version of her armor as she sits cross-legged on her bedroom floor.A flashback panel from "Corinne Morgan, Corbie" #3 in which a younger Corinne is seen working on a robotics project with her dad.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Lady Gaga has a baby" trending had me picturing her escaping with someone's child like Smithers in Simpsons arcade
Screenshot from Konami's Simpsons arcade game. Smithers (only partially visible in this shot) escapes with Maggie who's sucking on a large diamond as a pacifier. In the background, Marge, Homer, Lisa and Maggie all look on, horrified.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Youtube decided to put three different Transformers channels with trash AI thumbnails in my recommended feed tonight
Just Stamp The Ticket Man from The Simpsons saying "You sicken me".
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kinda wild to watch the dystopian Shredderville episode of TMNT happening for real
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A great essay about what Peter Cullen meant to us Transformers fans.
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Our Robot Dad
What Peter Cullen, best known for his role as Optimus Prime, meant to me.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've had Polar Claw sitting in storage with my other Beast Wars figs for the last ten years. Went to dig him out recently and he's turned sunshine yellow. You could even say he's a... Solar Claw 😎
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thinking about how this franchise started out hiring master artists like Earl Norem to bring these characters to life in licensed material, and now all indicators suggest that Hasbro's fine with cutting humans out of the creative process altogether. I'm dismayed that it's come to this.
Earl Norem art of Optimus Prime giving orders to Bumblebee and Jazz as explosions erupt around them. In the shadows behind them, a group of other Autobots like Wheeljack can be made out, their eyes glowing in the darkness.A group shot of the Witwickys gasping in amazement as they're surrounded by the Autobots, with Optimus Prime towering over everyone in the foreground, seen from behind.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
youtu.be/5nylO4CLmRE?... The bluegrass synth theme tune is easily the best thing about Kissyfur, it's an absolute nothing of a cartoon but this is such a bop
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Kissyfur Animated Series Intro 1986
YouTube video by Betamax King
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is how I got my Scorponok for Xmas '89, a year after getting Metroplex in the '88 sale. It's wild to think about now but Asda consistently came through with discounted Transformers during the G1 era. (Also one of my brothers had that talking Mickey!)
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sometimes toys simply expire from old age and it's not even your fault. I was cleaning up the G2 shelves and Hotrod (or Jolt, if you're American) had just collapsed in two, his internal "O-ring" having rotted away 🙁 Will have to see if I have a suitable replacement in storage... #Transformers
Both halves of Transformers Generation 2 Hotrod / Jolt, a purple and blue robot holding a sword. His upper body is now disconnected from his legs as his internal rubber "O-ring" has disintegrated over the last 30+ years.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Aliexpress shipping updates are so unsettling: - The item has left the facility - The item has made it through customs - The item has arrived in your country - The item just got in a van - The item is in your town - The item is at your door, the time for you to face your ultimate fate is at hand
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sorting some old books I found in the loft (not mine) for recycling. I was about to toss one about 20th century product design until I spotted that Rotorstorm was in there, so I guess now I have to keep it, I mean he is the Turbomaster after all #Transformers
Image from the book of the 1992 Transformers toy Rotorstorm in robot mode (minus his missiles). The text reads as follows:

Transformer robot / 1980s
These multi-jointed armoured warriors by Hasbro transform from robots into destructive vehicles. With his seven missiles, the Turbomaster, shown here, reflects the popularity of aggressive, sci-fi inspired toys.

Specifications
Country: UK
Height: 18cm (7in)
Material: Plastic
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cover art for Now That's Danish (2026). Krusty the Clown appears in the upper right, brandishing a half-eaten Danish that originally belonged to Kent Brockman.
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Plot twist: So far the only cinema in Scotland I've seen taking bookings for TF:TM isn't the Odeon in Dundee, it's the one in Edinburgh. Seriously considered for a moment if I could take the Megabus from Aberdeen and get down there and back in a single day but... nah. I'm 46 and I'm tired, dawg
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KOIN 6 News @koin6.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
30 colorful crows take flight across Portland in new Wildwood art trail
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30 colorful crows take flight across Portland in new Wildwood art trail
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — A new flock is taking over Portland, but these crows are meant to be admired, not chased away. “Wildwood: Follow the Crows” opens Friday, bringing 30 hand-painted crow sculp…
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New thread to document all the vintage CDs and records I found while thrifting over my summer break! Starting with "Love Deluxe" by Sade. This one is a US pressing which I thought was unusual, but it seems somebody donated a bunch of their discs purchased overseas... #Musicsky #CDs
Compact disc version of "Love Deluxe" by Sade. The cover image is a monochromatic image of the lead singer Sade Adu, appearing topless from the waist up.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(Deflating noises)
Partial screengrab of the viral post from "Kavishj611" on Threads in which he asks "All the people who are anti-AI or want to slow AI progress, I have one question:"Screengrab from the Ren & Stimpy episode "A Visit to Anthony" where Anthony's dad, now shirtless, has cornered Ren & Stimpy in his living room in front of the fire. He intimidates them to the point that they're completely terrified, then tells them he wants to know one thing... JUST ONE THING... which turns out to merely be him curiously asking "So what makes you guys move anyway?", and everyone involved immediately begins to literally deflate.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
All interior pages for the giant-sized Corbie issue #5 are done. It's taken a whole year and it's been the most overwhelming comic project I've ever undertaken, but I'm officially sounding the Rodimus "It's really over" alarm 🔥🔥🔥
Two panels from the Transformers UK comic story "Peace". After 500 years as leader, Rodimus learns from Blurr that the Autobot/Decepticon war is over. He reacts with tired astonishment in the first panel: "Over...?" before turning away from Blurr in the second panel to process this. "Over... really over." (continued in the next image.)A tired, solemn Rodimus presses his hand against his temple and declares "Thank the Matrix!"
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Over time I've accumulated multiple copies of all the Ladybird Transformers books, but especially Autobots' Lightning Strike and Autobots Fight Back. I think I have at least five of each. Didn't go looking to own that many intentionally, it just sorta happened 😄
Cover art of Transformers: Autobots' Lightning Strike (1985). Optimus Prime stands in front of a mountain with a mast erected to attract lightning atop it.Cover art for the Ladybird book Transformers: Autobots Fight Back (1985). Jazz from the Autobots is depicted on the cover pushing a mine cart.
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moto @motolokiev.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you can, enjoy the beachside breeze. 🏖️🌴 #hiitsmoto | #maccadam
Beachcomber inside of his alt mode napping with two round white birds on a beach.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXKS... The new post-credits scene:
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I Thought You Were Dead (Simpsons Clip)
YouTube video by Simpsons Clips A-D'oh!
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dude went out the same way Tommy Cooper did, you might even say he's a RoboCoop
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dreamin' chuchu, choco la ta ta ta ta
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Misty 28 April 1979 (2576)
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Thierry St-Laurent Dion @tstld.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Work in progress Bic pen on paper #art #birds #nature #sciart
Work in progress of a drawing of a crow.  Made with a bic pen on paper.
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Duggertron @duggertron.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nosey car parker. Hubcab - always listening. Reposts appreciated as always. #transformers #transformersart
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Mentally I'm here
Top Cat looking completely unhinged on the HUD for his C64 game.
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Cri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I can't even... There are a couple (at least) slightly younger juvie Steller's now and my yard is just chock full of ridiculousness! This bebe has enough cute for a flock of jays! #birds #becurious 🪶
photo of a juvie steller's jay on a diagonal branch. they are facing the camera with their head 2/3 profile to the right. their feathers are all floofed out.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Since I just re-purchased my old personal stereo, now seemed like a good time to get some tapes for it. Janet Jackson's remix album from 1995 is a rare example of a release that's arguably better on this format - the UK/EU cassette is 95 minutes long, the CD/streaming version only 72 minutes. #music
Cassette version of the 1995 Janet Jackson album "Janet Remixed". The cover is the famous Patrick Demarchelier photograph that served as the cover for the 1993 "Janet" album, in which the singer is topless with her chest covered by a pair of male hands. For this release, the image is cropped to be just the chest portion and rotated, the title stylised in white text as "janet.remixed".
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Rob Crank Photography @robcrank68.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good morning folks, well I think it's morning 😴. Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Corvidae, any of the species will do. The Alt theme is #BlueSky, any bird with a Blue Sky in the background. #birds #photography #ECK #birdphotography #CanonR5mkii #birdphotography #BirdLife @rspb.bsky.social #Corvids
Molly Magpie on the look out for trouble while the other Cordia Organisation members check out the new pond area for members of the enemy gangs.

Captured at Forest Farm Nature Reserve.Jerry Jay had been brought in to deal with any trouble, that arose through Corvidia taking over Forest Farm around Hide 2.

Captured at Forest Farm Nature Reserve.Jenny Jackdaw was just in the wrong place when the Corvidia gang came around to check out a new area.
And being a quick thinker she made them think she was part of their gang, even though she hated trouble wherever she was.

Captured at Forest Farm Nature Reserve.Colin Crow was a secret weapon for the Corvidia gang which meant not many of the other gangs in the area knew much about him.
And this was a worrying thing because he had been seen in the shadows, where the other gangs were having meetings about how to deal with Corvidia.

Captured at Forest Farm Nature Reserve.
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John Monkey's Paw-Terror @portertronic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It took me years to identify it and track down a cheap one but at last I've been reunited with my personal stereo from my preteen years, the Sharp JC-130! No rewind button on this model, but the built-in AM/FM radio was a huge plus for a kid who didn't have many tapes 🎧 #retro #vintage
The Sharp JC-130 AM/FM stereo cassette player, a model from the early nineties. This variant is made of black plastic with the logo and assorted graphic design elements printed on the front in gold. Unlike most personal stereos of the era, the volume control is a slider accessible via a slot in the door, presumably to prevent the user confusing it with the radio tuner on top.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 14/07/2026
Some afternoon crow roll. 🪶
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