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@portalbeard.bsky.social
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He/Him. 37. OMG!con VG. Dad. Tired.

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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this piece available in transparent green?
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Link's Awakening: Link and Marin on the Beach
Alt: Link's Awakening: Link and Marin on the Beach
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now with one for @therunawayguys.bsky.social and @stephenge.org
An edited version of the N64 logo for Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time.

Reads: "Link Sweetie I Need You To Go Down To The Store And Pick Me Up Some Smokes And Some More SCRATCHERS"
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ocremix.org/remix/OCR00209 @ocremix.org
The logo for "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," edited to read "The Music of my Groin: What's that Smell?" This is a reference to an old OCRemix song that has been rent free in my head for decades.
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ sticker club on kofi!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'll give 'em $5 for Linus Spacehead.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe the driver got FUBARed by a Windows update. Does it still work on compatible consoles?
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gotta honor those Disc Only roots by bringing a stream down every now and then.
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Zacman103 @zacman103.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The typical Disc Only experience. You're either shocked like @supermcgamer.com or you're laughing your butt off like @protonjon.bsky.social @colosseum.live #PowerUpColosseum #PowerUpColo
Claire losing at MC can't believe what he just heard
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It seems like Coolio is cool with him at this point. www.vice.com/en/article/a...
An excerpt from Dan Ozzi's 2014 Vice interview with Coolio. Link in the post.

Ozzi: "When I asked people what I should ask Coolio, the most common question I got, the thing most people seem to want to know: Do you still have beef with Weird Al?"
Coolio: "Fuck no, man, I let that go so long ago. Let me say this: I apologized to Weird Al a long time ago and I was wrong. Y’all remember that, everybody out there who reads this shit. Real men and real people should be able to admit when they’re wrong and I was wrong, bro. Come on, who the fuck am I, bro? He did parodies of Michael Jackson, he did parodies of all kinds of people and I took offense to it because I was being cocky and shit and being stupid and I was wrong and I should’ve embraced that shit and went with it. I listened to it a couple years after that and it’s actually funny as shit. It’s one of those things where I made a wrong call and nobody stopped me. That’s one thing I’m still upset about—my management at the time. Somebody should’ve stopped me from making that statement because it was dumb. And I think it hurt me a little bit. It made me seem stupid."
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Castle is the first show to come to mind in terms of modern TV.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The line was $25 and a Collector Promo Pack ago, but a stand needs to be made somewhere
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Krazy 🏝️🍹 @superkrazybones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In honor of the death of a phenomenal man on this day, who shaped a good portion of my life with the amount of passion and love he gave. Satoru Iwata.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We support WiiWare in this household.
Excitebike: World Rally for WiiWare, a 3D remake of the NES classic with multiplayer. AKA Excitebite: World Challenge (EU)Muscle March for WiiWare, a bizarre arcade action game using motion controls to help bodybuilders rescue their protein mix.Art Style: ORBIENT for WiiWare, a chill and stylishly simplistic gravity puzzler. Remake of GBA bit.generations title Orbital.Overturn for WiiWare. Ever play Virtual On, but get disappointed you couldn't control your mech with a Wii Balance Board? Do I have good news for you!
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Spirit Swap ON SWITCH/2 NOW✨ @softnotweak.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Not only is it available now on Switch: it's also on sale on Switch AND Steam for 50% off! If you haven't had a chance to hang out with Samar and the crew, now's a great time to hop in ~ Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1592170/...
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Save 50% on Spirit Swap: Lofi Beats to Match-3 To on Steam
Cast spells, be queer, and crash the biggest concert of the year! Spirit Swap is an action-puzzle meets narrative game set in a lush world of witchy demons.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can't wait to see this get used and abused for some quality #DiscOnly content. @protonjon.bsky.social @tomfawkes.com @stephenge.org @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social @motiondan.bsky.social
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
8 indie belts? I've heard a jumping leg lariat does pretty well for that.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
So THAT'S what my cat has been playing with under there at 2 AM.
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Retro Game Books 📚 @retrogamebooks.com · 24/04/2026
🚨 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 📘 Win a free copy of the forthcoming book From Pixels to Prose: What Video Games Taught Me About Storytelling, by @nadiaoxford.bsky.social 👉 To enter, reply with something you learned from a video game. Reskeets are greatly appreciated! Ends Sunday, April 26th. shorturl.at/iUG4j
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
One of the things that really made machines and physics click for me as a kid was playing Gizmos & Gadgets on one of the school PCs. The Super Solvers games in general really resonated with me.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I like them for what I use them for, which is a quick, throw-it-down-and forget it home for someone I need moved to have someone else spawn from their habitat or crank up my Environment Level to unlock something I want/progress the story.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I had a similar thought, but I do still like the idea. boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/86...
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The Grape Escape
Smash, squash, and slice grape people in torturous apparatuses.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's a comedy, there's situations, I'm counting it.
The Heeler household from the animated series "Bluey," set atop a hill during a sunset.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Since I haven't seen them mentioned, the Blossom Tales games (The Sleeping King and The Minotaur Prince) are both quite good and remind me of LttP/LA. And since you didn't specify WHICH 2D Zelda, I have to include Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore, which is a huge love letter to the CDi games.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
As for my experience, I ignored the 3DS launch lineup at he time. My launch-era Phat DS was wearing out, and I remembered that finding a DS could get tricky early on despite its own rocky launch, so I bought it Day 1 to wait for OoT 3D and Mario 3D Land. Hindsight hurts sometimes.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
With those launch 3DS titles being the start of Nintendo's base handheld game price point going up to $40 USD, the perceived value versus the flight mode being 1/12th of a $50 game with a peripheral that launched years before was an uphill battle Resort didn't manage to overcome.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I think part of what ate into any push Resort could have gotten was making it a pseudo-sequel to Wii Sports Resort instead of keeping it a separate IP.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jerry Rice AND Nitus? In this economy?
US box art for the Nintendo Wii game "Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football", featuring three dog that aren't Nitus on the cover and a very tiny picture of the title people in the top left corner.
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benstylus 🐧 The Once and Future Urban Champion @benstylus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Any indie devs in/near the Midwest who want to promote or show off their game(s), OMG!con (June 12-14 2026, Owensboro KY) has some tables available. We'll provide the table, an HDMI enabled TV and electricity. If you are interested or know someone who might be, please let me know! #indiedev #omgcon
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So that's why @stephenge.org hasn't put the tabletop setup back together yet.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Pixel?
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Mainly webcomics like Questionable Content, Order of the Stick, Megatokyo, and Penny Arcade. Newgrounds and FARK are websites I've used that long, but they are more stuff aggregators than sites making stuff themselves for the most part.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Marigold, the cow that held up traffic on I-270 for hours, with a microphone in front of her. Meme caption: "Because fuck 'em, that's why"
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Congratulations on becoming all of Gaming!
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Unironically visiting the Ark.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Handheld games generally being half the cost of console games also helped prices reasonable, as cheaper to produce, smaller scope games could be targeted for those.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I'm sure this is actually @damnyouwillis.bsky.social 's fault somehow.
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Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 03/10/2025
Stray Children Is A "Bittersweet Fairytale RPG" From The Makers Of Moon. (Repost)
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Stray Children Is A "Bittersweet Fairytale RPG" From The Makers Of Moon
And it's coming to Switch this month
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@stephenge.org and @malmakes.bsky.social have managed to get me quite excited for this.
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St1ka @st1ka.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
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it's plurbin' time @ ABQ TRIP 🏜⚗️🧊 @reymoradocosplay.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Since I loaded in inside the cave, the first thing I heard was the stressful Bow-Wow Kidnapping music and dialogue of one of the Moblins threatening to "get ridda" me. Tame by most standards, but it scared the pants off of Tiny Me and left a lasting impression.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
When I was a kid, I borrowed a copy of Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening from a neighbor. After wandering around in my own save, I got curious and loaded up their sister's save - which happened to be parked inside the Moblin Cave. youtu.be/Iw2RekiB1PU?...
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Zelda - Link's Awakening DX (GBC) - Moblin Cave
YouTube video by ST3MR0ACH
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 15/08/2025
We’re moving, but we’re giving the game library one last hurrah before we go. Join me Saturday (& probably Sunday) at 10am ET for a Subathon! Every 30+ minutes the audience votes for 1 of 5 random games. Bits & subs extend stream length. See you there! ➡️ twitch.tv/stephengeorg
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a cartoon says well i guess it is time to move again
ALT: a cartoon says well i guess it is time to move again
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Funny part is, I didn't even react to that being his brother. Classic Stripe. I am surprised at the lack of Pat.
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
You duct tape your toddler to it so they'll leave you alone for .5 nanoseconds while you try to piss
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Portalbeard @portalbeard.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Heck yeah, Goof Troop! Great choice!
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