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Poisontaster

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Unrepentantly me. She/her.

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
always timely
homage to Andrew Jackson

may you, after 140
years, still fry 
in your own
coonskin 
hell, you
mother
fucker
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 02/10/2026
!!!! from “Polarization Is Not the Problem” by @lilymasonphd.bsky.social — muse.jhu.edu/pub/1/articl...
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, no one whose name is NOT John needs this many renditions of New York City in their head. (IYKYK)
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sigh. I mean, I guess I’m glad it’s the morning AFTER my biopsy that my body has decided sleep is a crutch for the weak??
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I knew a lot of an older generation checks out on keeping up with younger ones, but I didn’t realize how much cultural shift can make a younger generation indecipherable or hard to decipher, anyway.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am finding sweet sweet disassociation in watching videos of turtles and birds, while also recognizing am not remotely equipped to adequately care for either. Luckily, I am not planning to acquire any? But still. A wee bit weird.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Critical Role and Dimension 20, but they both make me so sad about my inability to DM my own games right now. 😢
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I feel like the key to understanding and/or appreciating Vin Diesel’s filmography is knowing/learning he’s a big TTRPG player.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some Leverage episodes have not aged well, and not for the reasons you think, ie. the whistleblower outraged that her company is selling food they know has salmonella.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A movie showed up in my Fandango account that neither I nor Spouse purchased. Moreover, it’s not a movie we have any interest in watching, but it seems quite silly for me to email or call them to complain about GAINING A FREE MOVIE. I do feel like I’ve found a new peak of 1st world problems tho.
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WIRED @wired.com · 28/08/2026
The longtime far-right operator and troll, a UK citizen, is being held in a detention center about 200 miles from New Orleans. www.wired.com/story/milo-y...
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Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE in Louisiana
The longtime far-right operator and troll, a UK citizen, is being held in a detention center about 200 miles from New Orleans.
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 27/08/2026
sharing for, oh, no reason.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had a wisdom tooth pulled on Monday. Dentist: Eat lukewarm or cool, soft foods. Scrambled eggs, pasta, mashed potatoes… Me: Drunken noodles with chili oil is totally pasta, right?
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
Me: Im an open book, people can ask me anything. My wife: It's an audio book, on speaker in public. Nobody gotta ask you shit.
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Allie Kat 🍂🎃🍁 @alleykatart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm not asking much, just a rich distant relative I don't know to leave me an enormous sum of money and an estate somewhere in the old country, where I can become a wealthy eccentric instead of a broke one.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Chronic pain/fatigue is having a day go as flawlessly as possible…and still feel like you’ve been put through the wringer.
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CONfabulation @confabcon.com · 13/08/2026
Time is running out, friends! Programming Voting will be closing on Aug 16--JUST THREE DAYS FROM NOW--and we need you to get your votes in! Let's build the MOST fun con we can, and that starts with you! Vote here: forms.gle/LVUxfPSgQQBV...
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CONfabulation 2026 Programming Voting
Thank you for voting on the programming you'd like to see at CONfabulation 2026! All programming is submitted and voted on by you, the attendees. All of the titles and descriptions for all submissions...
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CONfabulation @confabcon.com · 11/08/2026
Programming Voting is OPEN! Create the CONfab you want to see by voting on the Programming you want! Voting ends Aug 16, so get your votes in NOW! forms.gle/LVUxfPSgQQBV...
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CONfabulation 2026 Programming Voting
Thank you for voting on the programming you'd like to see at CONfabulation 2026! All programming is submitted and voted on by you, the attendees. All of the titles and descriptions for all submissions...
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have to say, after years of low key avoiding The Wicker Man, because I knew how it ended…that was dumb of me, I wish I had watched it sooner! What a fun ride!
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
At no point in all the things I learned through osmosis about The Wicker Man was I EVER told that it’s a musical.
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CONfabulation @confabcon.com · 24/07/2026
Programming submissions are closing THIS SUNDAY (07/26), so GET YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN NOW, friends! October comes at a breakneck speed and we need your help! Vid submission, Programming, Activites...and don't forget to Register! (All links immediately following this skeet) See you in Chicago!
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have common sense and experience with flatpack furniture, so I know what it’s supposed to look like, BUT THIS DIAGRAM DOES NOT OFFER THE CLARITY YOU THINK, FURNITURE MAKER!!
A page from a furniture assembly manual. Under the heading Step One, it shows three diagrams of dowel placement. The first says “appropriate position”; the second, which is functionally identical, reads “too deep”; the third, with more obvious difference, reads “too shallow”.
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Jack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can I interest you in a spiral? Tiger's eye, onyx, rose quartz, carnelian, and garnet still up for grabs! oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4473... #Handmade #ShopSmall #Etsy
Row of spiral pendants with gemstone beads, 3 of them crossed out.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Okay I REALLY NEED fandom to watch Ride or Die on Prime! It’s a deep love letter to the power of feminine friendship with Hannah Waddingham and Octavia Spencer, AND I NEED A SECOND SEASON!!
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watching the part of Grimm where the fascist Westen group wins the mayoral election and BOY DO I GET THIS MORE VISCERALLY IN 2026
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am, however SUPER GRATEFUL, because it’s less than 80 in my apartment for the first time in two weeks.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Our AC is broken. They came to fix it today and nope, it’s more broken than they thought Now we have to wait a week for a new unit. They gave us a loaner window unit, and that’s great, but O MY STARS, it is LOUD.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I do not regret the life I’ve had since my cancer treatment, I’m grateful for it, but I do have to wonder whether the ongoing medical journey I’ve been on since then is my body saying, “We’ve even trying to close up shop, please go to the registers and finish your purchases, woman!!”
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Me, watching Critical Role Spouse: I keep looking up, because that guy sounds like Alyn of Hull (from House of the Dragon) Me: That’s because it’s Alyn of Hull. The streams have crossed. 😂😂
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Candyman live-blogging: The terror on the white folks’ faces when the Black community showed to the funeral WAS SO REAL LOL.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Candyman live-blogging: I’m no fan of Helen, but I came home and found the side piece painting MY place Pepto-Pink, I’d DEFINITELY call down my partner in eldritch death.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Further adventures in Candyman live-blogging: This is the most Chicago movie I think I’ve ever seen. 😍
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Candyman live blogging: For the first half of this, the main horror was watching Helen manipulate every Black person she came in contact with.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Further Candyman live-blogging: that coat is FIRE.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m watching the 1992 Candyman, and even having lived through it, all the onscreen smoking is blowing my mind. 😂
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Why yes, I am playing my Stardew Valleyesque cozy RPGand every time I cook a meal well, whispering, “Flawless victory.” What about it? 😂😂
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There’s nothing like feeling excited a new edition of Jirel of Joiry is coming out, going to preorder it, and discovering you’d actually preordered it back in January. 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sorry but the best character on Widow's Bay is Patricia and it's not even close.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Pride 2026 with Queer Liberation Library!
smut with a side of theory
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If Victor Frankenstein has no haters, I am dead.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m watching Branagh’s Frankenstein and remembering the days when I could believe that people refusing to get vaccinated against a plague was just the ignorance of an uneducated time. 😢
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Therapy is a lot like my meds; after a while, you start to feel better, but have to ask: would you feel this much better if you stopped? 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Remembering the legendary Heavy D on his birthday (May 24, 1967 – November 8, 2011) 💙🕊 🗣In this life, I strive for improvement, be your own guide, follow your own movement....
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CONfabulation @confabcon.com · 16/05/2026
The Ides of May are upon us friends, and that means there's only two weeks left for you to get CONfab's early-bird pricing! Online is fun, but nothing beats in-person, and we've got four days of it, in Chicago! Tempus Fugit--time flies! So register now! Register here: forms.gle/Pch3Rtc8CCqk...
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me & Spouse are listening to the Shutdown Fullcast’s X-Men draft picks, and Spouse looks at me and says, “So many of these people I only heard of because of @carriempruett.bsky.social posting about them 15 years ago.” 😂😂💜
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
For most of our marriage, Spouse has been insisting that humanity needs to not exist. We had arguments about this. Actual fights. For YEARS. But y’all…. 2026 Humanity is really starting to win me over to his side. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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