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Unrepentantly me. She/her.

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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 14h
The deeper we get in our Leverage rewatch the more I realize Eliot and Dean Winchester are essentially the same character, which is hilarious and completely on point at the same time.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And they all moved away from you on the Group W bench there…
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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
always timely
homage to Andrew Jackson

may you, after 140
years, still fry 
in your own
coonskin 
hell, you
mother
fucker
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As long as you need. You have earned nothing but grace. Blessings on you and you house.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WHOOPS! 😅
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 02/10/2026
!!!! from “Polarization Is Not the Problem” by @lilymasonphd.bsky.social — muse.jhu.edu/pub/1/articl...
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, I guess everyone’s your friend in NYC… 😂
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, no one whose name is NOT John needs this many renditions of New York City in their head. (IYKYK)
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sigh. I mean, I guess I’m glad it’s the morning AFTER my biopsy that my body has decided sleep is a crutch for the weak??
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I knew a lot of an older generation checks out on keeping up with younger ones, but I didn’t realize how much cultural shift can make a younger generation indecipherable or hard to decipher, anyway.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No!! Link? 🥺
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, exactly!!
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am finding sweet sweet disassociation in watching videos of turtles and birds, while also recognizing am not remotely equipped to adequately care for either. Luckily, I am not planning to acquire any? But still. A wee bit weird.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Critical Role and Dimension 20, but they both make me so sad about my inability to DM my own games right now. 😢
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dre has asked me to attest that “that was some yell worthy shit.”
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That was what I was watching!! 😂😂
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I feel like the key to understanding and/or appreciating Vin Diesel’s filmography is knowing/learning he’s a big TTRPG player.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And now the episode where the CEO in minimum security gets in trouble for having a picture of Hitler and an SS armband. Oh Leverage, you are the product of a different time. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
100% valid
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There was also the one where the TV journalist was putting together a SHOCKING expose about a (fake) plan to poison the water, convinced that America would be OUTRAGED at fellow Americans getting sick. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some Leverage episodes have not aged well, and not for the reasons you think, ie. the whistleblower outraged that her company is selling food they know has salmonella.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That’s what Spouse said! 😂
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A movie showed up in my Fandango account that neither I nor Spouse purchased. Moreover, it’s not a movie we have any interest in watching, but it seems quite silly for me to email or call them to complain about GAINING A FREE MOVIE. I do feel like I’ve found a new peak of 1st world problems tho.
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WIRED @wired.com · 28/08/2026
The longtime far-right operator and troll, a UK citizen, is being held in a detention center about 200 miles from New Orleans. www.wired.com/story/milo-y...
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Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE in Louisiana
The longtime far-right operator and troll, a UK citizen, is being held in a detention center about 200 miles from New Orleans.
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 27/08/2026
sharing for, oh, no reason.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had a wisdom tooth pulled on Monday. Dentist: Eat lukewarm or cool, soft foods. Scrambled eggs, pasta, mashed potatoes… Me: Drunken noodles with chili oil is totally pasta, right?
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
Me: Im an open book, people can ask me anything. My wife: It's an audio book, on speaker in public. Nobody gotta ask you shit.
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Allie Kat 🍂🎃🍁 @alleykatart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm not asking much, just a rich distant relative I don't know to leave me an enormous sum of money and an estate somewhere in the old country, where I can become a wealthy eccentric instead of a broke one.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Chronic pain/fatigue is having a day go as flawlessly as possible…and still feel like you’ve been put through the wringer.
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CONfabulation @confabcon.com · 13/08/2026
Time is running out, friends! Programming Voting will be closing on Aug 16--JUST THREE DAYS FROM NOW--and we need you to get your votes in! Let's build the MOST fun con we can, and that starts with you! Vote here: forms.gle/LVUxfPSgQQBV...
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CONfabulation @confabcon.com · 11/08/2026
Programming Voting is OPEN! Create the CONfab you want to see by voting on the Programming you want! Voting ends Aug 16, so get your votes in NOW! forms.gle/LVUxfPSgQQBV...
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Thank you for voting on the programming you'd like to see at CONfabulation 2026! All programming is submitted and voted on by you, the attendees. All of the titles and descriptions for all submissions...
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have to say, after years of low key avoiding The Wicker Man, because I knew how it ended…that was dumb of me, I wish I had watched it sooner! What a fun ride!
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not TECHNICALLY? But not five minutes goes by without some kind of folk song.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s not strictly a musical, but there’s an awful lot of whole-song folk singing in it.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
At no point in all the things I learned through osmosis about The Wicker Man was I EVER told that it’s a musical.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
LOL, I couldn’t remember what the normal CBT was, when my therapist brought it up, so I was like, “Um…can you define that for me? 😂”
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Doesn’t everything involved with construction? When I worked for a construction company, I had to seriously poker face everything they talked about “iron erection”, in srs bzns meetings. 😂
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CONfabulation @confabcon.com · 24/07/2026
Programming submissions are closing THIS SUNDAY (07/26), so GET YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN NOW, friends! October comes at a breakneck speed and we need your help! Vid submission, Programming, Activites...and don't forget to Register! (All links immediately following this skeet) See you in Chicago!
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
😂
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have common sense and experience with flatpack furniture, so I know what it’s supposed to look like, BUT THIS DIAGRAM DOES NOT OFFER THE CLARITY YOU THINK, FURNITURE MAKER!!
A page from a furniture assembly manual. Under the heading Step One, it shows three diagrams of dowel placement. The first says “appropriate position”; the second, which is functionally identical, reads “too deep”; the third, with more obvious difference, reads “too shallow”.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s such a delight!!
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Jack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can I interest you in a spiral? Tiger's eye, onyx, rose quartz, carnelian, and garnet still up for grabs! oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4473... #Handmade #ShopSmall #Etsy
Row of spiral pendants with gemstone beads, 3 of them crossed out.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Okay I REALLY NEED fandom to watch Ride or Die on Prime! It’s a deep love letter to the power of feminine friendship with Hannah Waddingham and Octavia Spencer, AND I NEED A SECOND SEASON!!
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh yeah. This is a rewatch with a friend. But it’s been years; I didn’t remember how prophetic this plot line was.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watching the part of Grimm where the fascist Westen group wins the mayoral election and BOY DO I GET THIS MORE VISCERALLY IN 2026
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am, however SUPER GRATEFUL, because it’s less than 80 in my apartment for the first time in two weeks.
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Poisontaster @poisontaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes!! Exactly!
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