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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 14h
15 seconds sample in VoiceStudio on a Mac with 16Gb or more gives you something that would fool most people, especially over the phone where the quality/range is clipped normally anyway. It did me very close...although it made me a bit posh(maybe I was annunciating more clearly in the example text)
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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You Got This Thumbs Up
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I read that as 4500 episodes for a second. They earned their money back in those days!!!
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And who ran away, pretended to be someone else and his wife let him because she saw "he needed it". Not quite Give us a clue. But the brown corduroy set me off. An era of better entertainment, even though I was 5 when most of it first aired....
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm just 50. I watched Rise and Fall off Reggie Perrin about 5 years ago whilst WFH. Nearly ended up in tears. What I thought was just amusing gags about tigers on the line at Epping forest or farting chairs was sprinkles on top of a mid life crisis of a middle manager who failed to have an affair.
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got a real soft spot for ³ Glover and Dance really make it and the prison is a good substitute for the ship.
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(The breakfast)
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Charlie and Lola: Cereal Time
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nowadays you have to smuggle them in inside fake tubs of unlicensed sleep gummies!
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is this all a media stunt for Garfield's latest movie? (Andrew, not the cat)
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hope they get him better soon.
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No one will ever need more than 640kb
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They should stick to bread sauce
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jurassic Park Laughing Man Kek
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty pleased with my first day as head of cybersecurity at ASOS.
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Turned up at ATOS.... Said they'd never heard of me. Very confused.
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also weird that the ads never stutter or buffer
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Willem Dafoe's Creepy Evil Laugh
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Monkey Flip Bones - 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I loved it first Roku... Until it rebooted all the time. Got a new one. Now the sound/hdmi-handshake means audio just drops and you have to change input.
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Man flips desk in anger (Succession)
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I bought this TV 8 years ago Netflix worked (and still does) perfectly. Simple menu and then it streams up to 4k videos. So why do apps like iPlayer or paramount or others drop support or start running really slow. The only answer is they are adding crappy bloat. (I get tls/cert updates)
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Replace human interaction, remembering and fun?
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So it's like Clockwise, yep?
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Raymond Holt's Iconic Bingpot Moment
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep it under your hat!
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They all look like Ed Davey!
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I killed you last night. It wasn't personal, I killed Gwynn too. Happy NG+ Saturday
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Nito, The First Death in Dark Souls
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd drink green
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that they swap lead singer, or the other one does the incidentals with gravelly voice...
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got some friends in ma BMW, tryin a get myself arrested
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What was that Xbox game pass game where you flew a 3d spaceship endlessly to the horizon and the goal was "don't crash" ?
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you on the surface of the sun?
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why? There are four diamonds, right?
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Star Trek TNG: Picard's 'Four Lights' Defiance
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Abolish the lords and the access they have!
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never seen them in the same room at the same time!!
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a disgrace that Burnham didn't ask if we wanted a load of southern shandy drinking softies moving up here for No 10 North. That sort of thing might be acceptable in Leeds but not on the correct side of the Pennines.
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went hiking up near Peel Tower in Rams bottom, got a bit off track in the mist and it went from Blair Witch to nearly blown up
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vernier calipers to measure the average thickness of the vinyl, use a spare needle to capture exact point it drops off on the first rotation. Speed of rotation, size of missing area, just a bunch of differential equations to figure out then missing audio and then the world's most precise 3d printer
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3d print it!!
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flipping 1950s AI recording magic putting 11 other singers and guitarists out of work.
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He should have been there in a flash..
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at the contrast here with what happened with the masked jackbooted thugs who descended on Dover the other day.
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can you get an 8 by making it a verb?
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw the error of their ways it seems
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lister Making Funny Faces
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Schitts Creek Alexis Rose Shocked Reaction
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tidy the streets Make art Piss off the RTC idiots. 10/10 to the artist and their team
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I prefer clubbing them like seals
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did he put his glasses on upside down like Dennis Taylor too?
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is sublime!
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Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh wow that is giving me COVID flashbacks (in a good way)
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