Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 14h15 seconds sample in VoiceStudio on a Mac with 16Gb or more gives you something that would fool most people, especially over the phone where the quality/range is clipped normally anyway. It did me very close...although it made me a bit posh(maybe I was annunciating more clearly in the example text) 010
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comYou Got This Thumbs UpALT: You Got This Thumbs Up 010
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I read that as 4500 episodes for a second. They earned their money back in those days!!! 120
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And who ran away, pretended to be someone else and his wife let him because she saw "he needed it". Not quite Give us a clue. But the brown corduroy set me off. An era of better entertainment, even though I was 5 when most of it first aired.... 020
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm just 50. I watched Rise and Fall off Reggie Perrin about 5 years ago whilst WFH. Nearly ended up in tears. What I thought was just amusing gags about tigers on the line at Epping forest or farting chairs was sprinkles on top of a mid life crisis of a middle manager who failed to have an affair. 120
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Got a real soft spot for ³ Glover and Dance really make it and the prison is a good substitute for the ship. 110
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(The breakfast)static.klipy.comCharlie and Lola: Cereal TimeALT: Charlie and Lola: Cereal Time 120
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nowadays you have to smuggle them in inside fake tubs of unlicensed sleep gummies! 000
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is this all a media stunt for Garfield's latest movie? (Andrew, not the cat) 010
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comJurassic Park Laughing Man KekALT: Jurassic Park Laughing Man Kek 000
Reposted by ChrisMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pretty pleased with my first day as head of cybersecurity at ASOS. 18411
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Turned up at ATOS.... Said they'd never heard of me. Very confused. 010
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also weird that the ads never stutter or bufferstatic.klipy.comWillem Dafoe's Creepy Evil LaughALT: Willem Dafoe's Creepy Evil Laugh 010
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comMonkey Flip Bones - 2001: A Space OdysseyALT: Monkey Flip Bones - 2001: A Space Odyssey 010
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And I loved it first Roku... Until it rebooted all the time. Got a new one. Now the sound/hdmi-handshake means audio just drops and you have to change input.static.klipy.comMan flips desk in anger (Succession)ALT: Man flips desk in anger (Succession) 110
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I bought this TV 8 years ago Netflix worked (and still does) perfectly. Simple menu and then it streams up to 4k videos. So why do apps like iPlayer or paramount or others drop support or start running really slow. The only answer is they are adding crappy bloat. (I get tls/cert updates) 110
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comRaymond Holt's Iconic Bingpot MomentALT: Raymond Holt's Iconic Bingpot Moment 100
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I killed you last night. It wasn't personal, I killed Gwynn too. Happy NG+ Saturdaystatic.klipy.comNito, The First Death in Dark SoulsALT: Nito, The First Death in Dark Souls 110
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love that they swap lead singer, or the other one does the incidentals with gravelly voice... 010
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What was that Xbox game pass game where you flew a 3d spaceship endlessly to the horizon and the goal was "don't crash" ? 100
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why? There are four diamonds, right?static.klipy.comStar Trek TNG: Picard's 'Four Lights' DefianceALT: Star Trek TNG: Picard's 'Four Lights' Defiance 020
Reposted by ChrisAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a disgrace that Burnham didn't ask if we wanted a load of southern shandy drinking softies moving up here for No 10 North. That sort of thing might be acceptable in Leeds but not on the correct side of the Pennines. 23434
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Went hiking up near Peel Tower in Rams bottom, got a bit off track in the mist and it went from Blair Witch to nearly blown up 120
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Vernier calipers to measure the average thickness of the vinyl, use a spare needle to capture exact point it drops off on the first rotation. Speed of rotation, size of missing area, just a bunch of differential equations to figure out then missing audio and then the world's most precise 3d printer 010
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Flipping 1950s AI recording magic putting 11 other singers and guitarists out of work. 020
Reposted by ChrisMark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look at the contrast here with what happened with the masked jackbooted thugs who descended on Dover the other day. 716065
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comLister Making Funny FacesALT: Lister Making Funny Faces 000
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comSchitts Creek Alexis Rose Shocked ReactionALT: Schitts Creek Alexis Rose Shocked Reaction 000
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tidy the streets Make art Piss off the RTC idiots. 10/10 to the artist and their team 110
Chris @pobx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did he put his glasses on upside down like Dennis Taylor too? 140