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Yikes, I hope they don't find a brown paper bag filled with $50,000 when they search @ilhanmn.bsky.social's house. Then she'd have to become the head of ICE.
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Susan Plath Winston 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇨🇵🇺🇦 ⚖️ former federal & state judicial clerk 💚 retired VOCA attorney 🪭 drag fanatic 💜 repro rights activist ♊ gen x gemini 🦬 Oklahoma ⛱️ Cape Cod 🔮🪩🧩⚾🎨
![4-panel comic. [Person surrounded by glow talking to second person with hair in a bun holding a hoe] (1) PERSON 1: Oh hi! Guess my time machine works. How’s life in the iron age? PERSON 2: Not bad. Developing new kinds of plows. PERSON 1: Cool. PERSON 2: Also my brother was just lost at sea. (2) PERSON 1: I’m sorry. PERSON 2: It’s OK. I think sea navigation is probably impossible. (3) PERSON 1: Oh yeah, you don’t have the compass, right? PERSON 2: The what? PERSON 1: The weird rock that always points north? PERSON 2: What are you *talking* about? (4) PERSON 1: It *does* sound ridiculous when I say it out loud. Anyway, spoilers for the magnetic compass. Sorry. PERSON 2: What’s a spoiler? PERSON 1: ...Spoilers for the concept of a spoiler, too.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihmm6hxi4khyhlyxolzvltg4jzjyzxebwnuckylk6cik54jrpxd3q)
![Price Tag of $1 Billion
Ballroom Updated Again to
$1 Trillion While You Were
Reading This Headline
[pic of what ballroom will look like it's all gold and white with lots of tables] satire](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreidzqlt7kjuvbxqe3pl2mqrtpwxz6g66lpwilcbqvo6le4v4iu5ete)
