Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 5hThe funniest recurring bit in American military history is letting the other team get a free year of wins and making them think the war is over before rolling out the invincible army of rookies. 11337
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 5h"Democrats are likely to say the solution is (right-wing negative framing of Democrat position) whereas Republicans are likely to say the solution is (right-wing positive framing of position)." Yeah, you certainly are unbiased. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love the website for the late film critic Roger Ebert because you're reading an old review with a line like "the dead Ginny had made friends with a “giant” she called 'The Wizard.'" And when you click the hyperlink for The Wizard it takes you to his 1989 review of the Fred Savage Nintendo flick. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"World War Z 2" sounds like someone talking about 1939-1945 in a, how you say, stereotypical French accent. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Songun for the warfighters, electricity for the data centers, rationing and 'arduous march' for the rest of us. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They're gonna make the Pentagon teach forcefield sword-fighting like in Dune. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Belief in socialism needs to be the strict purity test for anyone who claims to be 'left'. A so-called leftist who doesn't have a foundation in materialist politics inevitably becomes an insane crank. 100
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Let's not mince words here. Does it talk about the weird dick? 0100
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It does explain how religions include that petulant 'fuck the haters' end-of-the-world prophecy on Day 2 of the sermon, after Day 1 concludes with someone saying, "That all sounds great, but what if this religion doesn't work?" 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Folks, don't make the tired joke about Godzilla going full frontal nude. That's NC-17. Rated R is Godzilla doing Heroin and saying the N-word. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 22/09/2026An aside to this is watching period pieces where characters use modern profanity instead of 'damn' and 'hell'. A pet peeve but it just sounds wrong when the curses aren't timely. 020
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When you want to honor someone but also forgot their full name. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The last time an election affected American foreign policy was when the president in 1914 was Wilson instead of Teddy Roosevelt. The controller isn't plugged in. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yeah, go ahead and laugh. My guess is the FBI wants to make it legal to start doing this here. www.aljazeera.com/features/202...aljazeera.comShackled, bleeding, raped: Palestinians describe abuse in Israel’s prisonsFormer detainees tell Al Jazeera they were routinely sexually abused, starved and attacked by dogs. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every Democrat miles away from power: Workers of the World, Unite! Every Democrat after winning power: Uh, uh! We can't hurt the Parliamentarian's feelings! Here's a means-tested coupon for Burger King! 230
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I swear the Houthis are the Ewoks of the Middle East. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That's Che in front, then Kenny Loggins in the back. 6710
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That's great. I remember at the time my English teacher told the class she was going to report me to the FBI because I said I didn't think all Muslims should be blamed for 9/11. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Rod Serling would've done this as a Twilight Zone episode about a town gripped with fear/greed of the imminent invention of a god machine named Aycee they believe will make unlimited gold. They drive themselves insane and riot and then it comes..and it's an Air Conditioner that makes things cold. 020
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Our once fine Saturday has become a festival of lies. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 30/08/2026He's like one of those depressed tool animals on The Flintstones that says "...It's a living" except if you point it out to him he launches into an angry rant. 050
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 28/08/2026They're becoming preppers. The Department of War wants to be ready when the Government comes after them. 150
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The wipe that numbs life should be forbidden for children. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We're gonna sprinkle flamin' hot Cheeto dust on them and put them in pozole. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The people riding dragons in House of the Dragon should be dressed like this. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 07/08/2026For over a decade nobody knows the beautiful game over at Deadspin/Defector better than Soccer Billy. And they've never tried to rectify that. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I will only vote for Democrats who smugly reply to this big government entitlement spending with "How are you going to pay for it?" 020
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Accurate in that the Democrat fish isn't pursuing any prey it's just curious about Fascism. 021
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The one recurring lesson of American history is that if a large enough group of citizens (for example, a plane's cabin) all commit a crime together it becomes legal. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 25/07/2026According to his jump wings Jesus apparently came back via parachute. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Big Boy, because they franchised him all over the country and each chain renamed him so there's dozens of Big Boys. 030
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Especially stupid move because Christopher Nolan's movies always have conservative subtext. If the right wing waited they could've used The Odyssey to screech about 'low-trust societies' and welfare frauds. But, as always, he's a Tory and not racist enough for them to see an ally. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 22/07/2026(go on post it post it post it...) Ahem. More like a Doodymoon. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A Targaryen without a dragon is insane. A Targaryen with a dragon is merely eccentric. 040
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I've seen practically every kind of jersey at the Digs except an Arsenal jersey. Maybe they don't know the game is played live. 030
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Agree. My local team (LA Galaxy) had Beckham, Donovan, Gerrard, Zlatan and Chicharito. All of the 'fans' who came for storylines or to see stars were tourists who got bored and left after 1 game. The fans who came during the years the team was fun got into MLS and became diehards. 042
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Put the little cross icon next to his name on the Wiki for the Iran War. 040
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You can tell Trump actually wanted a deal because he didn't send Vance, Kushner and Witkoff. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 05/07/2026We need to get the Norwegian World Cup supporters to call upon Thor for one last job. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This week at a museum I learned the Roman Empire had challenge coins. This is a bronze medallion of Commodus (177 - 192 AD), dressed as Hercules, that he gave as collectible gifts to friends and government lackeys. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The drone shot of the sidewalk construction got me hooting. 080
