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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills

@pkernaghan.bsky.social
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I make games and hug animals. Mid tier poster on my best days. Connoisseur of rare vibes. Chairman Shen-ji Yang stan Obsidian & CDPR, ex-quest designer, lore & franchise guy Action Quake 2, Neverwinter Nights 2, Alpha Protocol, Witcher 3, Cyberpunk 2077

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CD PROJEKT RED @cdprojektred.com · 10h
In our latest AnsweRED Podcast episode, Igor Sarzyński and Gabe Amatangelo dive into building a shared vision and giving teams space to make it their own. Watch or listen the full episode: 🎧 YouTube: cdpred.ly/AnsweREDPodc... 🎧 Spotify: cdpred.ly/AnsweREDpodc...
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 11h
San Antonio is first among my many "hometowns" and it's the one I'd die for, sorry Albuquerque (you are the one I'd live for)
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 15h
Night City using a European standard for their manhole covers is worldbuilding, actually
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 16h
Whenever I see one of these insane graphics I try to give the benefit of the doubt. Bad visualizations stripped of context can look like the product of a deranged mind, but provided the explanatory text are merely bad visualizations But this is bonkers
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 19h
My lifelong interest in demonology has prepared me well for the ai era
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 19h
I'm too scared of scary movies to have a shudder account! Are you kidding??
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 19h
This one looks like something
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Wren Brier @wrenegade.bsky.social · 21h
I've just learned that Freeplay has removed me as a sponsor for Parallels due to an accusation from a speaker that I am a "zionist". Where did the speaker get this idea? Because Unpacking was included in a listicle in an online Jewish publication a few days ago. I didn't even know about the article.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Makes law & order look like serpico
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Rookie is one of the most insane shows I've ever seen, a cop show where the LAPD are, to a person, the sweetest, kindest, considerate, competent and most helpful public servants one would ask for. It's extreme even by "copaganda" standards, to the point where it feels like a bit.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the most recent season of Reacher there is a scene where the bad guys are doing some evil science and their, like, hacker guy is doing the computer hackerman thing, but when the bads talk to him he's vibe coding..he's vibe coding evil science
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Transhuman space! Amazing series
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heard that one too but usually people are doing a bit
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've always been baffled by the geralt thing. Saw a streamer with 80+ hours in the game consistently say "jer-alt" while characters on the screen said it right
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't be the only one who gets v rising and vampire survivors confused
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Deleted the post with the image because tbh I'm not sure of the provenance and it might be covered by nda. Anyway just imagine a big chunky gun with little jet engines on the side and big fuckoff rails on the top
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Throwback Tuesday! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTa0...
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They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng (BEST QUALITY Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok I'll make an exception for borderlands since a good 60% of their premise is that it's a crazy planet full of insane gun nuts
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They look *heavy* for mounting rails, but yes I agree on the intent
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't like scifi guns with a bunch of meaningless greebles on them, your scifi guns should look like they actually work regardless of your art style. Even a maximalist IP like 40k understands this.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, 100% agree!
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...and I still left maybe 100 applications unread because I just needed to move forward. Leaving the position up longer would have just made the problem worse. I don't know of a solution on this end of things, there's just too many people competing for too few jobs.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get it, but at the same time the response really is that overwhelming. I put up a loremaster position last year and in two days we had 700+ applications, recruitment was able to prune that down to 400+ qualified applicants, which took me three months to process...
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Bertine van Hövell 🛝 Gamescom @baroness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stellaris, the game where you need to take into account a player could be a genocidal ecosystem for your plots to work. Or that their planet got blown up. Or necromancers. Or has a galactic sugar daddy. Or space surfer dudes. Or a socialist cyber utopia. Or the Knights of the Round Table. Or eaten--
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Jason Singingpigs of Pipeline @singingpigs.online · 06/10/2026
I’ve said this before but honestly when someone leads with a lot of anger, even if it’s anger towards things I also can get angry about, I am suspicious. I’ve seen that anger get redirected at the wrong people too many times
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are we cursing her with eldest daughter syndrome? Potentially. Do we need the help? Absolutely.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Daughter has reached the age where she is occasionally (and more frequently) being extremely responsible and mature for her age and anyway I'm so proud of her I felt compelled to tweet it. Deal with it. 😎
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe the only bright side to this is that it eventually generates its own solution, but only after an ocean of blood is spilt
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geographyofrobots @geographyofrobots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NORCO is $5 on Steam until Thursday October 8th.
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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lots of people are comparing this to the LGBTQ+ censorship scandal from last summer and rightly asking whether there's a double standard at play. In the UK, I don't think there is. But I must dip into the most forbidden of video game policy lore – age ratings – to explain why 🧵
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish they wouldn't
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026
Impressed again by how The Witcher III rejects any opportunity to portray war as heroic or honorable, or really anything other than horrifying
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wheelers from Return to Oz
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not when I play, she's eating well
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man, been there
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1 million percent agree
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I once had an adult human man, who was presumably not possessed by spirits, state with confidence that not giving kids milk was child abuse and would result in their death. A friend reminded him that 2/3s of the population are lactose intolerant and that, like, Hindus exist
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can count the number of "annoying vegans" I've known on hand but I need many more hands to count the number of annoying omnivores who pretended they just "couldn't understand" vegans and were happy to publicly mock them
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tactics games where you can go prone > tactics games where you can't go prone
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking about opening a vape shop or dispensary as an outlet for this mascot I have created: a shitty looking mean skull with a jester hat that enjoys getting LIT.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just saw a dog with a perfectly heart shaped butthol lol
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hope 4 dlc
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like this game fyi
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great show
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