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I see what you did there! 🛥️

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That’s Vermont, silly!

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What must it be like for one’s “job” for the entire summer to comprise 24 interviews on a hoity toity island off the coast of Maine?

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My man looks like the garbage truck driver whose lap Trump was sitting on that one time.

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to be fair, we lived in Tennessee

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Not everything is a Democrat's fault. What else was Gore supposed to do? Build a time machine?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don’t think a conspiracy is required, just the incentive of short-term profits for owners driving incentives for journalists who want to keep their jobs.

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Three years ago, the Free Beacon ironically named me man of the year on their website. "Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to," they wrote. This year, I was on a TIME100 list. I would take this moment to tell them how they can suck me: from the back. Thank you.

We don’t know about Ben’s family or personal finances, but we certainly can’t disagree about his lack of skills. But for someone with absolutely no ability, Ben has found the perfect gig.

Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to. Only now, when you do nothing, you'll do it as a Free Beacon Man of the Year.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hauling this one out again, this time for los angeles!

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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You gotta wonder -- what really motivates a party to spend so much time fixated on whether students were born with a a penis or a vagina?

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

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Mitch Solomon @mitchsolomon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What? How is this Democrats’ fault?

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Let's hear him asked: - Why do you think Super Intelligence is better? - Do you realize you repeat yourself all the time? - You have said that the war with Iran is over 63 times over the past 7 months. Why is this time different? - How much money have you made in crypto? - When was Tiffany born?

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But their reporting is what normalized it. For a decade they have breathlessly repeated and then “debated” his every tweet as if it were a serious policy speech—inviting Trump-aligned professional normalizers to comment. People with “access” ask him stupid questions. Meh.

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"For decades, we've provided election coverage that's based on in-depth political reporting by an experienced team of journalists backed by commentary from political leaders. But now we're throwing that aside so we can tell you what some of the most irredeemable uninformed gamblers are guessing."

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pj-melton @pjmh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My man looks like he’s watching a talented Black officer get a well-deserved promotion.

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pj-melton @pjmh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My man looks like he’s saying, “NO, I definitely did NOT make T available to all troops just so I could get it myself, why would you even think that?”

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Rufus J Squirrel 🇵🇸 @death.computer · 29/09/2026

More people need to run on “Fuck that.”

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026

peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”

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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Temu Joe McCarthy

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pj-melton @pjmh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well, but also … who cares if he was in Atlanta that day? You need like 65 more steps for his presence or absence at this game to become germane.

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pj-melton @pjmh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

⚠️🐲🐲🐲⚠️

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pj-melton @pjmh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I honestly still don't know who Hasan Piker is. Mainly because I don't fucking care.

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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Out of concerns about antisemitism, I’m joining my friend Robert Kraft in banning Israel critic Macklemore from my stadium. Here’s a link for Kanye West tickets at that same stadium. by Jerry Jones

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Mitch McConnell's frail health raises new concerns about Joe Biden's advanced age.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good

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pj-melton @pjmh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My man looks like no, dude, he was just joking about wanting to French kiss the boss. OBVIOUSLY.

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pj-melton @pjmh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My man looks like he asked his makeup team to “do me like Morticia Addams but for boys”

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My man looks like an altar boy who preys on priests.

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My man looks like he's debating whether to start selling Avon or Amway.

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My man looks like he's very normally offering a very normal hug to his direct report.

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My man looks like he *definitely* has no idea who stole your yogurt from the break-room fridge.

My man looks like his eyebrows are his weekday Klan hood.

My man looks like he's waited a few seconds too long for someone—anyone—to clap.