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Hisstopher Bones

@cjiswingingit.bsky.social
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Writer and editor; latest work is editorial on "Upstate" by Stephen Pellnat. Send me a message for collaborations!

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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 3h
My ex once told me she was busking by hula-hooping in Austin and Danny Trejo gave her twenty ass bucks and started swiveling alongside her for the photo op. Like way to support The People clout chasing Self Made Mr Moneybags motherfucker
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 3h
anyway the atlantic has done an incalculable amount of harm to the trans community through soft power "just asking questions" journalism since 2018 and i do not like anyone who has done anything for them it's crazy that cis people are allowed to write about us "objectively" isn't it?
transphobic atlantic cover that also warns about a pandemic
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 4h
Shoe is a braindead lying pickme ghoul exhibit number 64946396 youtu.be/wzdWYoK-JH0?...
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Michael Tracey, Shoe0nHead, Cornell
YouTube video by Edgier Than Thou
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 4h
Im reminded of my favorite All That skit where the tooth fairy leaves a quarter for a kid and he yells "what am I supposed to do with this, buy a grape???"
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 4h
Marvel Midnight Suns gets a little too much smoke for it's writing but truly only a little. The worst lines in this game are excruciating, however the literal first thing that happens in it made me laugh out loud nonironically. And it's unfortunately extremely fun and addicting to play
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 11h
"You cannot build a happy private life in a corrupt society any more than you can build a house in a muddy ditch." --Heda Margoulis Kovaly, "Under a Cruel Star"
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David Howe @monolithfiji.bsky.social · 16h
If this is legal, it needs to be made illegal. There is clearly something broken when clear monopolies are allowed to flourish. The fact that this is inherently a right-wing operation is beside the point, NO company should have this much power over media. This is going to be a bloodbath for workers
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 13h
Wastrelmaxxing
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 14h
Who are the good white rappers at this point. Is it literally just EL-P
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 14h
The dim bulbs who made Cap Civil War also said that movie was like Fargo
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 14h
first SNL wall of death?
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 15h
Why call them psychoanalysts when you could call them Jung Adults
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You don't express shame or guilt about something awful you've done because you want to look better if you're a good person
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
this tracks, since nixon being forced to resign was the original sin that led to the modern conservative media environment that gave us trump
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The 988 suicide prevention hotline's Press 3 option — which provides specialized services to LGBTQ callers — has been restored more than a year after the Trump administration shut it down. Confirmed by HHS and the office of Senator Tammy Baldwin, who led on legislation that forced its restoration
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The moment to moment gameplay of Borderlands has always been mostly shit and as soon as we come to grips with that as gamers the sooner I can stop looking at thumbnails about how the new games fell off. They were never on, they were always slop
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its Jugg Season Bih
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've bloodBORNE your inane ultimatums about buildcraft for far too long
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reason for it is just gut-wrenchingly tragic, but this is truly one of the most beautiful moments of real life and the fictional world of wrestling interweaving you will ever see. Two men who, in kayfabe, had their friendship shattered rebuilding it due to their shared brother passing.
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw a youth on campus wearing a UFO band shirt. Is Michael Schenker trending on tiktok?? Are the kids Schenkerpilled
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its Jugg Season Bih
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Randy Couture has always struck me as a real mensch. Big ups to him for making sure the dudes under his stewardship don't get their lives scammed out from under them youtu.be/OBJZw3bF0dg?...
youtu.be
UFC Fighter Accidentally Exposes a Huge Scam
YouTube video by Coffeezilla
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Magen Cubed @magencubed.net · 29/09/2026
I will remain very annoying about my latest newsletter piece until all of you read it 😌
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a crazy itch to go back to MGSV and I'm doing something unprecedented: continuing from an old save bc I would rather die than do all that bullshit in the hospital tutorial again
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No way lmao
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fuckup so dumb even NYT homepage/headline writers have no choice but to describe it accurately
As Jack Smith Testifies, a Senator’s Accusation of Perjury Falters

A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading a book about the absurd tragedy of the SS St. Louis and the quote "you have removed this matter off the plane of humanitarianism and onto the plane of horse trading" is going to stick with me for a very very long time i think
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We didn't deserve HELLRAISER. We still don't. What a vision. Also, Japanese posters are such fire.
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spy x Family has the most intuitive hook in the world as you're reading it but it's incredibly cumbersome to explain to someone who doesn't know what it's about. I think thats great
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Senior editor Cereese Qusba spent months reporting on the case before breaking the news of the lawsuit on September 18.”
thecut.com
How Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case
“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.”
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Cecilia Lei @cecilialei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was an honor to put this piece together, and reflect on Bea Dong’s incredibly powerful legacy with the community.
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're doxing the Cornell rapists [positive]
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most of Nathan For You's comedy comes from exploiting working class people and making them look stupid on cable TV, it's a funny show and he doesnt really do that anymore but I'm always a little astounded ive never seen him get any smoke for using the same crass traps as a lot of trashy reality TV
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 28/09/2026
Ashra - Deep Distance [Germany, Space-Ambient] (1976) redd.it/6aashc youtu.be/oCSqbVbSe8o
youtu.be
Ashra - Deep Distance [Germany, Space-Ambient] (1976)
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It never does, does it
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is this just all an intricate ploy to make sure Daisy Ridley doesnt have to be jobless
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
this is also a key point
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump Take Texas Brisket feels like it should be a bigger story
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"It's a kind of arrogance to be so certain you're past redemption." --Ellis Peters, "A Morbid Taste For Bones"
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 26/09/2026
Sent from the US Embassy in Yaoundé, Cameroon, where ICE has expelled dozens of people with no ties to the country, where they are imprisoned in a government compound and pressured into chain refoulement. Many are queer asylum-seekers; homosexuality is illegal in Cameroon.
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Helioscope @helioscopepdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stephen Pellnat @stephenpellnat.bsky.social has been posting some terrific short videos about comics that interest him. He‘s a knowledgeable and thoughtful reader with an experienced and professional eye. Give him a follow and see for yourself!
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is that good
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morbius
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Nothing is ever allowed to change
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