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Demonstrably too old for this sort of thing.

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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
NORMALIZE. 👏 SAYING. 👏 GOODNIGHT. 👏 WHEN. 👏 YOU'RE 👏 NOT 👏 GOING 👏 TO 👏 TALK 👏 AGAIN 👏 BEFORE 👏 THE 👏 NEXT 👏 MORNING 👏
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I keep seeing people 'clarifying' their 'content creator' 'AI policy' in light of Hank Green's ('Hank Green'?) contretemps and I thought I'd be clear: My AI policy is Butlerian Jihad, not out of any particular principle, but out of a curmudgeon's refusal to learn a new system for anything.
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Beastcoaster🇺🇸🌹 @beastcoaster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This reminds me of a bit from James C. Scott's "Seeing Like a State" where he describes the customary property arrangements developed over generations by rural communities in Southeast Asia. I love it because it kind of shows how wherever you find human beings, you will also find Tree Law (1/ )
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Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The real Scylla and Charybdis are people who can't read and people who don't.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(finger to ear) sorry I'm hearing it's VARgentina
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Are these a kpop? Pls advise.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
OH NO NOT THE MUPPETS
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I actually just watch the World Cup for the halftime show.
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A-100 gecs @pinstripebungle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
making public proclamations about manly warrior ethos while your navy is on the losing side of an attritional fight for a strategic sea route you really really need open for your vague and almost undefined war goals is giving pure uncut imperial japan
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A-100 gecs @pinstripebungle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
USS Radiant Glory of Scoop Jackson vs. six hundred fiberglass In The Name of Tupac class drones supported by a cave base network who’s sole job is to calligraphy scathing poetry references on other fiberglass drones.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate
Charge of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I just want to walk into a law office as fun as the McDonald's in Mac and Me.
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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
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Star Trek Title Card Generator
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Agreement between Patriarch of Constantinople and Bishop of Rome 95% complete - all that remains is a single word in the Nicene Creed about the Holy Spirit.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I feel like we need three or four filioques to figure out the relationships in this particular trinity.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This movie just started and it has already built a fortified compound in the Uncanny Valley.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Drinking cocktails because my credit card incentivizes me to do so.
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Mari Stein (מרים שטיין) @heymaristein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🎶 sunrise, sunset 🎶
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" #lotr Happy Tolkien Reading Day!
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hush now. Robert D. Manfred Jr. is talking.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Big bug, little letters, HUGE FUCKING AD.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
How can this score bug be so fucking massive and yet be completely unreadable?
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Last time Hofstra made the tournament, they had to shut down the entire global economy to stop them from winning it all. Nothing like that could possibly happen again.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/12/2024
My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (1999). Criminally underrated game.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Well I've had my free burrito and now I'm ready to judge the second round of a mock trial competition.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I honestly can't imagine talking about any colleague like this.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Aeneid declares that the Roman's arts will be to 'crown peace with laws, to spare in war the humbled and to war down the proud' and yet at the end of the poem, when Turnus is humbled, Aeneas murders him in the last line of the poem - a stark comment on Roman self-perception.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Couldn't have happened to a bigger piece of shit than Stefon Diggs. GFF.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
can you imagine if you found out your friend was using AI to talk to you via text and email? what planet are these jerks living on?
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Looks like winter will kill the needle snakes and we won't need those mountain gorillas at all.
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Providence man finds large tegu while shoveling snow-covered driveway
The New England Wildlife Center said a Providence man found a large tegu while shoveling his driveway.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Rhode Island is jumping on board. AI is doomed. www.wpri.com/target-12/ai...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I'm going to buy one, and then write posts that begin with prefatory stuff about how I love my Optimus and then are like "it is odd that all it does is piss and there's no way to make it not piss. It doesn't seem like robots would have to piss, and Tesla has not been very helpful wrt the pissing."
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Can't wait for the "Hello Professor, I hope you're well. I will not be in class this morning due to an unexpected illness-- please let me know if there is anything I will be missing so that I can prepare for the next class." ... "ok see you next week"
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"They're restarting Papa's program. They're making new numbers." Christ what a crock.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
2001-era-Starcraft-ripoff-RTS level naming here. Golden Fleet.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/11/2025
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Showing up to my $7,000 Amtrak sleeper room with two full size typewriters and enough ether to choke a donkey.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 04/11/2025
I cannot
Screenshot of a tweet by former NYC mayor Bill de Blasio. It's a photo of de Blasio wearing a bright-blue "Hot Girls for Zohran" T-shirt and smiling while looking into the sun next to a brick wall with a "vote here" sign taped to it. The main text of the tweet reads: One of the happiest votes I ever cast! What a beautiful day for NYC! sun emoji. at zohran k mamdani at hot girls four zohran.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hooting with delight every time the camera finds Max Scherzer in the dugout making one of the facial expressions that George C. Scott made in Dr. Strangelove at the maximum possible intensity.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
[The Increasingly Poor Decisions] of Túrin Turambar
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
If anyone ever needs a Stephen Piscotty jersey, I've got you covered.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
OHTANI'S CHEEK LOOKS AWFULLY SHINY. HASHTAGCHECKTHECHEATCHEEK
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
How'd I find a World Series feed without announcing? This is glorious.
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PJM @pjmcdiv.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Jacked upppp!!!!
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