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Poodle Ranger @poodleranger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hard to pick just one. Whiskey & Watson

“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sometimes when I can’t sleep (like right now), I like to get on FlightRadar24 and Sky Cards and check out southern Nevada, and pretty regularly I catch myself a Janet plane. Must be a shift change at Area 51 (it’s most likely the employee shuttle to Tonopah).

A screen shot of the phone app game “SkyCards” that allows players to “catch” planes like Pokemon using FlightRadar24 realtime tracking information. This particular plane is a Janet Airline plane flying out of Las Vegas.

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“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Watching 9 to 5 on Labor Day, as Dolly intended.

Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlinson, and Jane Fonda sit at a bar in a scene from the movie “9 to 5”. Dolly asks Lily “Is that one of them marijuana cigarettes?”

Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlinson, and Jane Fonda sit at a bar in a scene from the movie “9 to 5”. Lily says “Let’s just pop over to the ladies room and light up.”

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 13/08/2026

as someone who is motivated by impact, rather than money or fame, this has been an incredibly alienating decade or so! it genuinely feels like we live in a society that cares about nothing, and I am constantly plagued by questions about what role there could be for someone like me in such a society

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“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

First reporter who asks him why he says this dumbfuck thing when the noun ‘affordability’ has been around for over a hundred years gets a Pulitzer.

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“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Holy shit, this is like an Arrested Development bit come to life

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/07/2026

"I’m happy that the absurd proportion of my legs to my body fills you with a dim echo of what you used to call joy. I would be thrilled if your delight at me helped to knit you together as a species, but if I’m a betting raccoon, I don’t love the odds."

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I’m Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Back

“I’m happy that the absurd proportion of my legs to my body fills you with a dim echo of what you used to call joy. I would be thrilled if your delight at me...

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Washington State Department of Licensing @wadol.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

We can confirm that the personalized license plate JIMOTHY is not available. Nor is RACCOON, for that matter. Seems we made an exception to our "no unusual characters" rule.

A blank Washington state license plate bears the image of Jimothy, an unusually shaped raccoon that lives near Seattle.

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“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Sometimes I just need to draw a fuckin’ tree, man. Them’s the rules.

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Poodle Ranger @poodleranger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

These turned out a lot better than I thought they would.

A dark blue heather t-shirt with a line drawing of a Chevrolet Citation with the caption “[CITATION NEEDED]”

A medium green t-shirt with a line drawing of a Chevrolet Citation with the caption “[CITATION NEEDED]”

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“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This is my actual desk at work with actual items I use daily. It looks like a Denny’s from 1985 threw up in here, and not in a good way.

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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

nothing says authoritarian like a single homeowner delaying a plan that would enable thousands of affordable homes

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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

For those that want to make a material contribution *right fucking now* Pink Haven has been working for years on providing aid and relocation support to trans refugees in the States. www.pinkhaven.org

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Home - Pink Haven Coalition

Pink Haven Coalition Donate Who We Are We are a collective of organizations and individuals who are committed to trans liberation and joy and to growing community defense, mutual-aid, and alternative ...

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“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I made a thing and you can wear the thing. Or drink out if it. Or whatever. #weirdcarbs

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The ORCA Card @theorcacard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

🌲 Did you know that you can use your ORCA card to take a bus directly to Mount Si or the Issaquah Alps? Trailhead Direct starts tomorrow and runs on weekends throughout summer. Tap an ORCA card, pay standard bus fare. Taking public transit to hit the trails, that's pretty cool. #TrailheadDirect

Trailhead Direct. Park. Ride. Hike. An image of a young boy running down a hiking trail with a woman behind him and a bus in the background.

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Amtrak Cascades @amtrakcascades.wsdot.wa.gov · 17/05/2026

IT’S HERE! The first new Amtrak Cascades train set arrived in Seattle today!

A green passenger train labeled Amtrak cascades sits at a station

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/05/2026

"I’m not saying I don’t care about human suffering; I just care more about my immediate self-interest because I’m the kind of person who contributes to society by starting companies that leverage technology to build smart tea kettles that brew themselves while you sleep at night."

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I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes

March 29 2021 June 3 2022 5/16/23 5/9/24 5/27/25 5/12/26

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Washington State Ferries @ferries.wsdot.wa.gov · 14/05/2026

Good morning ferry friends and fam!

A ferry docked in heavy pink tinted fog.

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Dantastic @dantastic.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Now I got the gun, you got the brew You got two choices of what you can do It's not a tough decision, as you can see I can blow you away or you can ride with me

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Braeden 🎣🦀🌲🦅 @bvd100.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

No more paywalled editorials complaining about elected officials doing what they campaigned on

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Washington State Standard @washingtonstatestandard.com · 01/05/2026

Time running out to stop logging of northwest Washington campground: Activists are trying to pay a logger not to cut a 2-acre patch of state-owned forest at the north end of the Olympic Peninsula. washingtonstatestandard.com/2026/05/01/t...

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Time running out to stop logging of northwest Washington campground • Washington State Standard

The dispute over saving the Sadie Creek forest has played out over the last two years, but the clock is ticking for the Elwha Legacy Forests Coalition.

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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Confession

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

street signs Seattle: Interstate 5 overpass

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“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I made a valentine for my wife with our beloved 16 year old shihpoo, Whiskey, as its centerpiece. (My wife loves hearts) youtu.be/kJoHspUta-E?...

A homemade valentine of a small dog’s head surrounded by hearts and the words “Satellite of Love”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Secrets of the universe explained

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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

PSA for Seattle procrastinators: If you're voting today or tomorrow, USE A DROP BOX, NOT THE MAIL! The USPS won't guarantee your timely ballot is postmarked on time. Locations of ballot boxes: cd.kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec... More details: publicola.com/2025/10/03/p...

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Post Office Delays Could Result in Uncounted Ballots; Harrell's Budget Increases Graffiti Spending 36 Percent - PubliCola

1. Mail processing delays could result in more invalidated mail-in ballots this year, and elections officials are advising voters to…

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Washington State Ferries @ferries.wsdot.wa.gov · 29/10/2025

👻⛴️

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“I’m in danger!” @pjarena.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Tough, tough loss, but proud of the M’s. But hope springs eternal.

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Pacific Northwest Seismic Network @pnsn1.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS! "The City is Shaking!" #SeizeTheMoment

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