Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 8hI listen to 4 podcasts at once about AI generation, generated by AI, at all times. 140 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 8hThere was a Baywatch episode where they get outsmarted by the sandwiches they’re making. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 9hBro. The first time a teacher made a kid piss in a bucket full of sand in front of a classroom, everyone who didn’t end up in jail would be thrilled they only lost their jobs. And Fox News would still be crying about it. That’s never happened and it never will. It’s weird, let it go. 100 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 9hIf it’s a drill, I’m pretty sure they would let a kid go to the bathroom. I doubt they’re shitting in buckets of sand. Like, I’m not trying to be mean, but you seem weirdly attached to the idea of a child being forced to use a bucket of sand in front of the class. You ok? 100 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 9hI’m pretty sure if a school full of children are hiding from incels with assault weapons or trapped by a natural disaster, they’re just going to shit their pants like everyone else in the room. I wouldn’t look for a bucket, and you wouldn’t either. 100 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 10hEven that’s probably not true. But the larger problem is “We can check objectively, right now, for free, with a primary source who has to tell the perfect truth.” is a reasonable suggestion. Avoid people who get angry at reasonable suggestions. 100 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 11hI had a friend who was adamant that our town had litter boxes in classrooms. They kept telling me to “look it up”. The moment I suggested we call the school to ask, they started yelling about Hillary Clinton. We never called the school and we’re not friends anymore. 340 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 12hI knew a guy named Jihad. It’s the Arabic version of Levi. 050 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 12hDiamonds are flammable, if you try hard enough. 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 12hFuck me if I’ll ever take champagne socialists seriously. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 12h“You don’t get it. I’m crossing the picket line ironically. For the free sandwiches. I promise, as soon as I’m done eating lunch with management, your rights will matter to me again. It’s not what it looks like, because it’s me.” 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 12hRationalize it by misunderstanding the economics of a VPS if it helps you sleep at night. I don’t know you, and I don’t care about your opinion on anything. But he has 300 billion dollars and you don’t. Giving him your money to watch TV seems foolish. No war but the class war. 110 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 13hIt will be a cold day in hell when I pretend that Nazis feelings about anything matter. And it’s weird every time a “liberal” posts something snarky that’s essentially repeating fascist press releases. Get a real job, bro. 020 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 14hIf the guy you’re trying to ridicule invites you to lunch, maybe don’t accept. Same way I don’t show up to klan meetings when they leave a flyer on my windshield. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15h“My principals only last as long as it takes for me to want something.” 140 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15hJokes aside, rubber bands are actually a single molecule. Which sounds fake, but ask any chemist or check any website you want. 020 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 16hIf you’re so brave, I’ll meet you with 10 of my unarmed friends and you can wear all the armor you want. You’ll be perfectly fine, right? Fuck. You. Weasel. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 16hRealized 45 minutes into my first shift on my first day that “Customer Service” was a euphemism for a MLM cold calling outfit. I quit and went bowling. I may not be the smartest or best looking guy in the room, but I’m not scamming grandma’s for a living. I’d rather sell drugs to college kids. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 16hIf it weighs less than a riding mower and has less than a 5 gallon tank, you can fly whatever you want as long as it’s sunny and you don’t break any other laws. www.ecfr.gov/current/titl...ecfr.gov14 CFR Part 103 -- Ultralight Vehicles 020 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 16hI do like yelling at rich people and I’ve never judged a working girl for paying her bills. But I’m pretty sure if you nail me to a tree, I’ll regular die. None of that naked zombie stuff. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 16hThose are called “Paragliders”. I can sell you one right now for cash in a police station lobby and you can fly it home from the parking lot without a single form. They can’t stop us. I guess if you want to make it racist, we can slap a Bass Pro Shops sticker on the propeller? 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 19hTrump is nobody’s friend. If he was an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick. 020 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 19hImagine having a 1,000,000,000,000 dollars and not understanding that flying cars are the exact same thing as helicopters. Which have existed for around a century already. 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 19hI wish I was making this up, but it’s because Zelensky used to have a TV show and got better ratings than The Apprentice, despite Ukraine having a smaller audience overall. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servant...en.wikipedia.orgServant of the People (2015 TV series) - Wikipedia 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 19hEvery mushroom is edible at least once, if you’re brave. 010 0
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Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 20h@archive.org has literally 10s of thousands of video games, for free, without an account, that run on a browser based emulator. It’s the world’s library. 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 21hWe have flying cars. They’re called “Helicopters”. 070 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 21hWhy not both? Every time I go grocery shopping, I steal something and put it in the donation bin on my way out. 110 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 21hEveryone wants to date a twin until she asks if you think her sister is pretty. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I hope nothing but good things happen to you. I’m not enjoying your misfortune. It’s just the immutable law of construction. Fast. Cheap. Right. Pick two. It’ll be right in the end, but unless you’re secretly rich, you’re probably getting Cheap and Right, without fast. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026It ain’t over till it’s over.static.klipy.comLiz Lemon: Everybody Be CoolALT: Liz Lemon: Everybody Be Cool 100 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Writing a browser extension that hides any YouTube video made after 2009. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026@archive.org has tens of thousands of polka records from the last 100 years or so, from across the entire world. For free. With no ads. Without an account. Here’s a random Ukraini one. archive.org/details/polk...archive.orgMuzyka Polska Ukraina 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This is just the plot of “The Little Mermaid”. They’re Ursula. 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026If CNN spent as much time talking about the Epstein files as they spend on a third rate comedian telling a shitty joke at 1130pm on NBC, we wouldn’t have children in concentration camps. CNN doesn’t respect their audience, and it’s weird how many of you still clap. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026If we’re being honest, I didn’t understand kids their age when I was a kid that age. I’m probably not going to catch up any time soon. 000 0
