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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Flirted with the customer service chat person and got a refund, sooo...
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Escargot was my first thought as well.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kids, back in my day we didn’t have autotune. If you couldn’t sing, they made you play the bass, and usually carry the amps too. That was your lot in life, and you just accepted it
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
IRS will tax him for selling foot photos as a side job while working his main gig.
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/10/2026
i didn't even know Courtney Love was still touring but I bet it'd be great to catch them in a small venue like this
A piece of plywood covering a hole as part of construction, with two traffic cones on top and the word HOLE spray painted on it
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's literally selling Ukraine and possibly other European countries to gain Midterm votes.
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TLC @tarantical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is an amusement www.nme.com/news/music/l...
nme.com
Liam Gallagher hits out at Liverpool, says Oasis put The Beatles "on the map”
Liam Gallagher has hit out at Liverpool and Scousers, claiming that it was Oasis who helped put The Beatles “back on the map”.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do we have to dumb down every sport so that an American audience doesn't get bored after 5 minutes?
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From a German viewpoint I really wish Americans could put their 'Everything is about being a Republican or Democrat" glasses away and look at the cold hard facts that NY mayor's actions and words are deeply and openly antisemitic. Disturbing.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guess this will be my last Christmas binge-watching Lord of the rings & Harry Potter cause it's avail & free, huh? #Paramount #Warner
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This ancient Greek figure from the 2,500 year-old Douris Cup looks uncannily like someone working on a laptop! 😲 💻 He’s actually writing with a stylus on a hinged wax writing tablet! The technology has changed, the posture has not! 😂 Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me
My photo shows detail from an ancient Greek red-figure kylix (drinking cup) of a young man shown in profile seated on a stool facing right. He wears a knee length cloak (himation) over his left shoulder, which is shown in folds around his waist and upper legs. His right shoulder, chest, and arms are bare. His dark hair is short, and he wears a band around his head. He is looking down at an open rectangular wax writing tablet which he is supporting in his left hand above his lap. In his right hand he holds a metal stylus pen poised over the writing tablet. The wooden writing tablet is hinged like a book and, from this angle, resembles a modern laptop. The figure is part of a scene depicting school lessons in ancient Athens, painted by Douris around 480 BC. On display at the Altes Museum in Berlin.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The real issue with the spy scandal is that everyone has to google how to spell Azerbaijan.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spain clearly due to the dumbass from Barcelona who asked me after one date if I was interested in an open relationship.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me entering the court next Monday for my wrongful termination lawsuit. In a track suit.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me in my mind when the surgeon has a different opinion that I don't like.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Iggy, my rock'n'roll hedgehog, is back from his or her year-long vacation! 🦔 Only been spotted once this year. Iggy was discovered tonight loudly raiding my trash bag.🤘 Gave up quickly. Regretfully, mom (me) still does not eat meat or got a cat that does.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Checking the weather app if it's finally scarf season when you have a long face.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Make sure to microwave your pet turtle before you eat it.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is how I find out I'm in my 60s.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Outfit for the inspection of my personnel file tomorrow.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also my line manager: "You need to check with me what you can work on. I ask you to follow this in the future." *this e-mail found me waiting for her to reply to "Is it okay if I work on this?" from last week.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My line manager: 'What are you doing? Send me a list of the inquiries and tasks you received in the past two months.' I was on sick leave since December and my ooo pointed in her direction, sooo...
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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
when you’re in my circle
Screenshot of a conversation of a friend saying they’ll quit their job for whatever a friend needs. When a friend asks for help you help them
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Me leaving the house after using mascara, eye-shadow and blush just this once, thinking I must have a mask-like appearance.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If you know there's only one maker of fire planes and they will deliver like 4 to Europe until 2030-ish you understand how much we need to focus on prevention.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gif your mental health
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Tina: You Can't Fire Me, I Quit!
ALT: Tina: You Can't Fire Me, I Quit!
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gonna need the 2027 edition 😏🇩🇰
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me navigating my 95th multi-dimensional crisis while all of my friends are thriving. 🙃
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My colleague just sent me an Italian contract, a 'contratto'. Cute. 🫶
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Our drug dealer neighbour's crack gf rang everybody's bell or knocked on windows at 5:44am today, I wonder if we all gave each other alibis, could we get rid of them...?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Each circle has a different story.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me looking for a new job while I send an alibi e-mail every 20 minutes to the people trying to lay me off.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When the latino drummer is telling you he is too busy playing gigs but you have spent enough time in green rooms to know the only thing that happens backstage is people being on their phones.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Such a good read!
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Amazing marketing 👏🏼 #BookSky
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My colleague's silent expressions while loudly expressing how surprised she is to see me, like she hasn't been coaching me last night on the phone to come in and try to save my job.😂
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What's the crime the elephants have committed?
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
me lighting up every room l enter
A skeevy looking dog with a teletubbies looking sun background
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 31/07/2026
we need more stupid silly shit like this 😂
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
New BBC investigation. Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct when they were teenagers
The actor and musician faces allegations from 10 women in total who say he mistreated them as teenagers.
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Ancuta Hansen @ancutahansen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am so angry. These motherfuckers won’t stop until they will have destroyed everything and we won’t have anything to rely on.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A story that crazy just has to be true.
Screenshot from an instagram post that says “The Bear Star Jeremy Allen White says that running makes him feel good”
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When the dumbbells will be delivered 'between August and January' it's probably a sign to stay lazy, right? 🦥
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
European friends! The European Central Bank is considering to put birds on the new Euro notes 💶🐦 . Vote for your favorite design? 🇪🇺
surveys.ecb.europa.eu
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Larry The Cat's interview on welcoming yet another prime minister. His 7th. www.youtube.com/shorts/917bn...
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Downing Street's Larry the Cat gives 'exclusive' interview
YouTube video by CNN
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Today's Latin Dance class was an abuela, only guys and me. This very manly, blonde dude in boxing attire showed up, front and center, shook his hips and did his own little pirouettes. The other one sang the spanish songs at the top of his lung. Estoy enamorado.
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Pixi @pixipicnic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's Monday, so today I'll have someone scream "Sexy, sexy, sexy!" at me again like that's a factory setting. (Latin Dance class)
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At halftime these teams should draw straws and one gets to bring on Shakira as their first sub and the other gets Madonna to spice things up a bit
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Joanna Wyld @joannawyld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm not watching but I assume the half-time entertainment will be a tasteful display of both Spanish and Argentine tango styles
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