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mike g

@pixelsand8.bsky.social
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'scuse me, while I pierce the blue sky. all posts run the full gamut from bad to worse, it's the Mike G guarantee (or your money back). Autistic hipster (dx'd before it became cool), he/him.

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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 18h
Bryce Harper vs Chris Sale - Battle of the Uncs!!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 20h
OH GOD IM BEING IMMEDIATELY ASSAULTED BY NEW HAMPSHIRE POLITICAL ADS!!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 20h
Fine I guess I will tune into Barves vs Phillies, not that the result matters all that much.
Alien Vs Predator film promo with the tagline "whoever wins, we lose"
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine creating an environment where all of your preferences are amplified and directed right back at you. Imagine a world without any friction whatsoever. I would kill myself out of sheer boredom.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
44 years ago last night they blew up the chicken man in Philly. His house too.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Red Sox-Yankees game tonight has certainly been must-not-see TV. What a snooze fest! 💤😴💤
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've entered the best 1.5 weeks of the baseball season, the early playoffs, where 12 teams enter carrying the hopes & dreams of millions of fans only to have 8 of them disappoint in the most merciless of ways. oh the glorious concentrated suffering as fans learn the brutal reality of elimination.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got back from watching Primetime and I enjoyed the movie but two things bother me: A.) How did I not know Deion Sanders had a side hustle exposing sexual predators on cable TV? B.) Great as he was, having a white guy actor in the role was kind of inappropriate.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been living in the land of existential dread for too long, I think it's time to pivot to it's more fun, more carefree and irresponsible younger cousin, absurdism.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally sending your family a bill for the bullet they used to destroy you.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow it was never impressed upon me as a child the level to which condensation would show up as a regular obstacle to keeping an orderly home, and how frustrating it'd be. It's literally liquid that can seep through solid glass, like wtf sorcery is going on here.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
turning a big dial taht says "liver damage" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Men will literally rage themselves into a stroke over every Alonso dong instead of going to therapy.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As much as I love Pete Alonso and think he's a great guy, it puzzles me the way so many Mets fans seem more attached to him than Lindor and Soto. Yeah, they weren't raised by the Mets, but they chose them. Pete chose to leave. I know it's a job to them all but at the end of the day, facts are facts.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What I hate most about this world is the way it constantly teases you with optimism to think things could be ok, only to always sadistically rip the rug out. At least in Lake of Fire land it's terrible all the time, u get used to it. "Check the weather today?" "Yep, raining fire again." "Cool."
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obviously it's always gonna be the latter cause anyone selling you a solution will go out of business real quick.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I'm sorry I got caught trying to remain neutral on a moving train"
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Mark Bray @mark-bray.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got my @minnesota15.bsky.social shirt by @nobonzo.bsky.social from @pmpress.bsky.social Get yours: pmpress.org/index.php?l=...
Photo of me with the Minnesota15 t-shirt
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well considering I'm a middle aged loser with nothing to show for anything, 20 year old me would probably just be "yeah that tracks".
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M_Beltza @beltza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Emmet Doyle es carpintero, músico folk y organizador sindical. El Gobierno de Trump le acusa, junto a otras 14 personas ( #Minnesota15 ), de ser un "terrorista doméstico" y de "conspirar contra el Estado". Mi entrevista con Doyle en @elsaltodiario.com 👇 www.elsaltodiario.com/estados-unid...
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Emmet Doyle (Minnesota 15): “Trump necesita fabricar una conspiración para acabar con toda disidencia”
Emmet Doyle es carpintero, músico folk y organizador sindical. El Gobierno de Trump le acusa, junto a otras 14 personas, de ser un terrorista doméstico que mantiene lazos con Antifa. Doyle, con quien ...
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
turning a big dial taht says "Toxic" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyone who uses the @everyone tag on any platform is my mortal enemy. There needs to be like a nuclear level emergency to ever justify blowing up so many notifications like that.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The "answer' is telling people to "go away", except that's the very nice way of phrasing what they really mean.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently I have been blocked by some asshat because I stated that using salted butter is not the same thing as using unsalted butter whole adding your own salt. "Cooking guys" are one of the worst types of "guy".
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a great joke on its own but Kumail's delivery is what elevates it to hall of fame status.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good evening. The "New York Metropolitans Baseball Club" has been a 64 year sociological study jointly conducted by CUNY and NYU. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching a @foolishbb.bsky.social video about the Mets and how they have guys making tons of money producing less than guys making much less money and feel like there’s some sort of lesson about how things are structured in the world currently
Screen grab with stats of Mets players broken down by salary 
IP
ERA
WAR
Upper
79. 6m
274
4.80
0.0
Middle
30.7m
305
4.22
2.3
Lower
2.2m
375
3.72
5.7
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Mets make much more sense as a social experiment than a baseball team and I thank them for their effort to shine a light on the problems we all face
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pasta la vista, baby!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"sickos" meme, scary looking but gleeful guy tapping window, wears a shirt that says "sickos" imager super imposed over another image of a Boston sunset.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kirk was a grifter hate merchant who fucked around and found out. The vast majority of 9/11 victims were literally just at their day jobs and/or otherwise just trying to survive and make the best of their time on this shit world. Totally the same thing. Cue the dril tweet.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hot take but I think this Francisco fella is pretty good at the fine game of baseball.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It doesn't get enough attention how many sensory issues come with aging, and how problematic that can be if you are autistic with sensory issues. I have to wonder if this doesn't play a factor in the higher suicide rates amongst this population.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pro sports are not about what's fair, otherwise Jim Abbott would not have been allowed to make millions as a fairly successful MLB pitcher while missing one of his hands.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 11/09/2026
As soon as the attacks occurred on September 11, 2001, we designed this poster and began circulating it. We knew the attacks on the United States didn't come out of nowhere. And as the patriots waved their flags, we knew that it wouldn't be long before there were hundreds of thousands more dead.


https://crimethinc.com/posters/your-leaders-cant-protect-you
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The bar is really low these days. Seems like more politicians should take advantage and get some kudos they really haven't actually earned.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel like if there's an election where the final margin is close enough for there to be a recount, the incumbent should automatically lose. It's clear enough people are tired of your shit and it's time for change.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Drafting for fantasy football must be like being a gay dude, you never want to get stuck on one guy, you want like 5 kinds of guys you can be into so you always have someone to pick up when it's your turn.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tabasco sauce has become so scorned by pretentious hot sauce snobs that it's actually now underrated. It's a good way to add a little spicy tang to your food in a way that doesn't alter the flavor much. It's low brow and widely available and hating on it makes you an elitist jerk!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bye bye Seth Ghouton
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Even if rich people could get in there and keep the masses out it's immediately gonna turn into The Shining. Very few people are built to love this way, and certainly not the ultra wealthy.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bill Pullman from Independence Day in 1996 ass post.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My years at Hampshire were some of the only years I didn't think life on this planet sucked total shit. The place had a way of inspiring optimism in the deepest of cynics like myself. Of course that's the very reason Hampshire had to be punished and now eliminated.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Capitalism demands a steady stream of obedient, capable workers who don't think too hard for themselves as they dedicate their lives to making the bosses rich. Democrats aren't necessarily that different from Republicans here, but they are sneakier.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There's never any reason to be opposed to unionization. If you are opposed it's probably cuz you are exploiting your workers. Otherwise what do you care? Being anti-union is the world's greatest tell.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lol. Lmao, even.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been getting a great deal of mileage out of this meme lately
Scene from Breaking Bad based film El Camino where Walt listens to Jesse rant in a Diner and expresses back, "Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
None of you gonna stand so tall, Hurricane Dolly gonna get you all!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Insurance is such a wild grift. In what other industry can you routinely collect tons of money from millions of people under the guise of offering a service, and then when it's time to, you know, offer the service, you can just be like, "nahhhh, we don't really feel like it".
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I feel like the name "Death Valley" isn't getting the point across well enough. Maybe they should change it to something like "Megadeath Valley".
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