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@pixelsand8.bsky.social
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'scuse me, while I pierce the blue sky. all posts run the full gamut from bad to worse, it's the Mike G guarantee (or your money back). Autistic hipster (dx'd before it became cool), he/him.

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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 15h
I got to Wellington Circle to take the 134 bus that leaves at 6:55, but it took a while for me to figure that out. Google maps was little help. Best part is there's a commuter rail stop to Woburn that's about a mile from the courthouse but somehow a 70+ minute walk.
Google map walking route from Woburn Commuter rail stop to Middlesex Superior Court, 1 hr, 12 min.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 16h
Lucky you, mine didn't get cancelled last summer and I had to wake up at like 4am to get there via mbta bus lol
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 16h
I blame dei
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 16h
But then how will he afford his next 12 million dollar golden toilet?
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 21h
"he wasn't a good guy and we disagreed on a lot of things, but he did have a sharp wit about him and was fun to negotiate with over a beer, I'll miss the old bugger" - some Democrat politician somewhere, probably
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"we tried to show you the way, but none of you would listen, now humanity is doomed" - bullies of the 80's and 90's
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jokes on you I like all my posts. Though none of them are good.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nvm genius move
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why the fuck are you passing there smdh
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol nice pick pretty boy Allen.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Story of my life (albeit on a much smaller scale)
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well hopefully Mets fans will finally be getting something out of that trade with Milwaukee.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They got their ass whooped lmao
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"are we gonna die?" "No. They are".
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hard Boiled alone has three shootouts that could compete for best in cinema history (tea house, warehouse, hospital).
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Mamet script touch ups are as memorable as the amazing action scenes. "What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Ronin as a teen in the theater with my dad, I really didn't properly appreciate the uniqueness of what I was seeing, and how cgi would soon take over to ensure this level of practical effect driven car chase thrill would never be achieved again.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know enough about Seattle politics to have a take on Wilson but I do love how these hit pieces always have some variant on the same "socialism" joke (eg "it's great till you run out of other people's money har har har!"), I guess in case you forgot legacy media has an agenda.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is exactly why this film needs to be seen in theaters (whether by yourself or with friends), the awkwardness of laughing at its unhinged humor in a room full of strangers is part of what makes the experience work. Watching it alone streaming, now that will be weird!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wouldn't consider traffic to be merely an aesthetic preference. You mention speed which makes things worse but a car going 20 mph can still hurt you, albeit maybe less than a car going 35. Also when cutting through people naturally will have a mindset to speed. They shouldn't, but it's a reality.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven't seen anyone mention that cab drivers in London famously have to take a test proving they know all the streets in the city. It's hard, you have to be smart to pass it, cab drivers are highly respected as a result. No GPS required. I feel like these are all good things.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Follow me"
Shots from the film Heat where Pacino pulls over DiNero in his car and offers to buy him a cup of coffee.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bad Lieutenant Bad Lieutenant 1992
Alt: Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant. He appears in anguish before god
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean sure but it's a logical inconsistency with your other point - if cities shouldn't be allowed to restrict traffic they shouldn't be allowed to restrict parking either.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does it really belong to all though? Because if it did, cities wouldn't be able to restrict on street parking spaces to residents.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah they're literally just exploiting a loophole the previous system didn't account for. Is it legal? Perhaps. Is it ethical? Well...
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh I'm for that too. Jail all the way down, believe it or not.
"believe it or not jail" meme
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like it. But I am a sicko.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This feels like the exact sorta thing "government regulation" was invented to prevent. What Google Maps did here shouldn't just be illegal, high level employees shoulda been jailed over it.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fantasy Football Advice Guy: "Ya gotta get this key guy off waivers before your opponents do, he's the next Puka who will win ur season, don't wait you'll regret it!" Me: "Ok" I use my waiver priority to add said key guy, who immediately goes on IR.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We'll also need a Robert Caro to write a 1,300 page book about Mamdani's evil scheming ways.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah but you gotta understand he's also carrying the burden of being guaranteed 230 million dollars.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bryce Harper vs Chris Sale - Battle of the Uncs!!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OH GOD IM BEING IMMEDIATELY ASSAULTED BY NEW HAMPSHIRE POLITICAL ADS!!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fine I guess I will tune into Barves vs Phillies, not that the result matters all that much.
Alien Vs Predator film promo with the tagline "whoever wins, we lose"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PC Yesterday
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've hated Cubs fans ever since Bartman where they put on full display the level of trash they are capable of. I still sometimes rage about 2016, no fanbase ever deserved something like that less.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I first bought a Sonic Youth album as a teenager I thought "wow this is garbage". A few years later they were my favorite band. Art being a means to help grow and change as a person, imagine that.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine creating an environment where all of your preferences are amplified and directed right back at you. Imagine a world without any friction whatsoever. I would kill myself out of sheer boredom.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We have solved one of the great crises of humanity that has plagued us for centuries!" "Oh great, which one? Disease? Famine? War?" "Uh, no. Music."
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
44 years ago last night they blew up the chicken man in Philly. His house too.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf i do think Kershaw's reputation took a pretty big hit in the past few years as he revealed his true colors through his antics.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching them tonight makes me feel like I'm watching the Mets.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Red Sox-Yankees game tonight has certainly been must-not-see TV. What a snooze fest! 💤😴💤
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've entered the best 1.5 weeks of the baseball season, the early playoffs, where 12 teams enter carrying the hopes & dreams of millions of fans only to have 8 of them disappoint in the most merciless of ways. oh the glorious concentrated suffering as fans learn the brutal reality of elimination.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got back from watching Primetime and I enjoyed the movie but two things bother me: A.) How did I not know Deion Sanders had a side hustle exposing sexual predators on cable TV? B.) Great as he was, having a white guy actor in the role was kind of inappropriate.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been living in the land of existential dread for too long, I think it's time to pivot to it's more fun, more carefree and irresponsible younger cousin, absurdism.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who decided refrigerators can't be styled?
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Gary Oldman Shouts 'Everyone!!!' Angrily
Alt: Gary Oldman Shouts 'Everyone!!!' Angrily, from the film "The Professional"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally sending your family a bill for the bullet they used to destroy you.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You breader believe it
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