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@pixelsand8.bsky.social
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'scuse me, while I pierce the blue sky. all posts run the full gamut from bad to worse, it's the Mike G guarantee (or your money back). Autistic hipster (dx'd before it became cool), he/him.

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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Woman from the "human resources" meme, holding a phone and looking horrified
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got to Wellington Circle to take the 134 bus that leaves at 6:55, but it took a while for me to figure that out. Google maps was little help. Best part is there's a commuter rail stop to Woburn that's about a mile from the courthouse but somehow a 70+ minute walk.
Google map walking route from Woburn Commuter rail stop to Middlesex Superior Court, 1 hr, 12 min.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Follow me"
Shots from the film Heat where Pacino pulls over DiNero in his car and offers to buy him a cup of coffee.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh I'm for that too. Jail all the way down, believe it or not.
"believe it or not jail" meme
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fine I guess I will tune into Barves vs Phillies, not that the result matters all that much.
Alien Vs Predator film promo with the tagline "whoever wins, we lose"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sickos meme
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah but then they wouldn't be able to confuse everyone by having the Rams logo look like "LAC" in the same color scheme.
La Rams logo, blue and yellow "LA" circled with a Ram horn that looks like a "c"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"sickos" meme, scary looking but gleeful guy tapping window, wears a shirt that says "sickos" imager super imposed over another image of a Boston sunset.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In an exclusive interview with Skippy, the smart weapon from Cyberpunk 2077, he repeatedly asked if I wanted him set to "stone cold killer" or "puppy loving pacifist". Newest action star?
Image of gun from the video game Cyberpunk 2077. It says "Skippy" on the barrel and has a hologram of an AI character above it in the form of a bullet with big eyes and a big grin.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm a bit too young to really remember this insanity but I do remember very well his nice comeback with Cincy in 1996.
Over a 162-game period spanning June 11, 1986, to July 4, 1987, he batted .308, .406 on-base percentage, .622 slugging percentage with 47 home runs, 149 runs scored, 123 runs batted in (RBI) and 98 stolen bases. In 1990, he became a World Series champion in the Reds' upset and four-game sweep of the Oakland Athletics.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don't knock it, it might look sick with the right logo.
"all foods" logo from Cyberpunk 2077
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well you see thinking that people shouldn't starve is "ideology" and thus bad, as it does not "help civilization advance"
Instead, Armstrong said that he has a donor-advised fund where he tries to put his money toward things that he believes are "helping civilization advance."
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Decoy deserves better.
Ohtani while shaking Trump's hand
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been getting a great deal of mileage out of this meme lately
Scene from Breaking Bad based film El Camino where Walt listens to Jesse rant in a Diner and expresses back, "Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Meme from Breaking Bad themed film "El Camino", Walter White stares at Jesse across diner table to express the words "what the fuck are you talking about?"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mark Rappaport from the Fallout TV show as Knight Titus, dying after running away from a bear despite being decked out in badass power armor.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Jesse what the fuck are you talking about" meme from Breaking Bad based film "El Camino". Walter White sits at a diner questioning Jesse on just what the fuck he is talking about.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Everyone disliked that
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is who they are.
Shohei Ohtani smiling while shaking hands with the fascist president of the United states
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Came out amazing, and I made a big enough batch I can essentially reheat and feed myself the entire week.
Colorful soup in a white bowl, topped with pastry and parmesan, still steaming from the heat
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gonna try my hand at making some ribollita on this rainy day.
Colorful ingredients laid out for the famous Italian vegetable soup. Stock, Tuscan kale, olive oil, garlic, carrots, celery, onions, potato, savoy cabbage, canned tomatoes, canned white beans, parsley, stale bread, parmesan rinds.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's not news that Shohei is trash but hopefully now more people realize.
Shohei Ohtani smiling while shaking hands with  Donald Trump during the Dodgers recent white house visit
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You can tell the risks of glamorous crime had taken its toll, things started well but he'd spent the last 72 hours holed up in a safehouse to avoid the mob hitmen coming for the money he thought he cleverly "laundered" away into his... Swiss bank account. 😎
Switzerland coach looking stylish with a GTA vi logo superimposed on the image.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am once again back on my bullshit (pickling things).
Three mason jars of pickling vegetables, from left to right they are cucumbers, garlic scapes, and onions. Left to right the jars have colors of yellow green, deep green, and purplish pink.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We've all been waiting, and he's back.
Switzerland coach in stylish gray glasses, a grey suit and grey slicked back hair, with the GTA six logo superimposed on frame.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Walter White from Breaking Bad screaming "no" from a car
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
GTA v screenshot of a black man in white tank top walking down alley, from the meme, "ah shit, here we go again"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Is this... the world cup?
Bad guy in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade holding the false grail.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"oh yeah, oh no" meme. Two images of a man's face. Top image shows him smiling, bottom image shows him upset.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Banner night for this guy.
Michael Caine in Austin Powers delivering his iconic line, "there are only 2 things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the dutch"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Doesn't have quite the same ring does it.
Vibrantly colored title for the indie video game "Hotline Milwaukee" a spin off of the popular game "Hotline Miami".
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I love this website. such a great place for discourse.
Screenshot of post above showing that the context is blocked so no one can have any clue what the fuck we're supposed to be talking about. Great job Bluesky!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You really shouldn't be allowed to restrict replies AND quote tweets if you are followed by over 100k people.
Pretentious bullshit Matt Zoller Seitz has over 100k followers and restricted responses to his pretentious bullshit post.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It kinda looks like Three Fingered Jack in Oregon but I don't think it is .
Jagged mountain peak
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can we blame Jesus for the Mets being in last place almost all year despite one of the biggest payrolls in MLB history?
Mets young phenom pitcher Nolan McLean wearing a shirt that says "Jesus Won" in the Mets colors and font during a post game interview.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Feeling this so hard rn as a Mets fan.
Mets young phenom pitcher Nolan McLean wearing a shirt that says "Jesus Won" in the Mets colors and font during a post game interview.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Woman making a disgusting face in response to a video about Cheeto ingredients
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Meme image of actor John Goodman's character in The Big Lebowski cocking a gun. 

Top text reads: "Am I the only motherfucker in heter who cooks in my home"

Bottom text reads: "Where I live. By myself. But still!!!"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm gonna go crash in my airplane, crash in my airplane.
Jimmy Two Times, a character in Goodfellas, seen in a bar fixing his tie.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Meme of older guy in red shirt shrugging, text reads "guess I'll die"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"bronze medal meme" shows man acting comically arrogant after coming in third place. Graphic at the bottom shows Mets being a half a game ahead of the Marlins in the NL East standings.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Idk but I'm old enough to remember watching Mark Kotsay on ESPN2 in an all star game for the minor league prospects, oh god what have I done with my life.... At least Mark turned out better than Dan Serafini (who I also watched in that same game).
Manager Mark Kotsay described the injury as a sprain and said the team would have more imaging Monday.

Wilson, an All-Star last year, is batting .292 with three home runs and 19 RBIs this season.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Screenshot from Fallout New Vegas DLC Old World Blues, where a robot with monitors for eyes and mouth talks about a forbidden zone, a zone that is forbidden to you.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The tax cut question is especially egregious. I'm sorry but people shouldn't be allowed to vote on this sorta thing.
Meme image, title card for satirical sit com "too many cooks" edited to instead read "too much democracy"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Pam from The Office "it's the same picture" meme
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The hell with packing the supreme court I say we just replace it altogether with the Supreme Cort.
Actor Bud Cort in his younger days. May he rest in peace.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
If you asked me before the season if I'd be ok with these results after 26 games I'd be like, "yeah that's cool".
Standings show Mets and Phillies both with terrible records but the Phillies are a game worse.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That's no moon...
Death Star targeting computer display
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"jeb bush wins" meme but with a smiling Mark Vientos
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Carson Benge making the Mets opening day roster means it's time for me to dust off one of my last posts from that other terrible place.
Screenshot my post from Twitter in August 2024, text reads:

"Carson Benge is a total douche name and I'm here for it. It's time for the Mets to finally have a douchey superstar."
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