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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My four-year old daughter also grows anxious when she has an unexpressed thought
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sacramento Kings not being mentioned as one of the losers of the 2026 NBA Offseason hang the banner in the rafters of Golden 1 Center
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Golden Dome for the White House was what Nancy and Ronald called their alone time from 1980-1988
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fuck you @basketball
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kash Patel will leave no Stone bottle unturned.
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John @johnbull.wtf · 04/03/2026
Roses are red Tulips are bright
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Fine I'll do it
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
your honor in my culture it’s actually very common to rob the Bellagio
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What if the punishment was worsening their lottery odds what would that look like
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
@torontoraptor.bsky.social u like what u c?
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
... but it *might* work for us
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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a black and white photo of a military tank driving down a dirt road
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The first sentence is an absolute lie and he knows it
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Seahawks imo
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Trade value szn
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
to make up for 2020 when each of them undoubtedly refused to wear a mask
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Attempting” implies that he missed the punch if you’re wondering about the current state of the Kings’ offense
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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a woman in a nun costume is standing next to a man .
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This from the man who brought you
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Hitler was bad. An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
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Perry: The pro-Hitler problem with the American right
"We need to get back to the basics: Hitler was bad. The people who suggest otherwise are also bad," David M. Perry writes.
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
We must protect him at all costs
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@profanity.accountant hit me
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
He’s saying the good stuff keep it coming speaker
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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a group of baseball players huddled together with the number 67 on the back of their jersey
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This game rules
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Happy Labor Day 🙂
2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign, "You're Fired." The other shows the producer of his radio show, Roz, holding a sign that says, "I'm union".
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Every masseuse has an interesting back story
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 22/07/2025
I am being completely serious when I say that Democrats in Congress should be planning daily press conferences between now and September asking why Republicans are refusing to do their jobs to protect the country’s most famous pedophile who was also best friends with the leader of their party
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Trump Administration Live Updates: Johnson Shutting Down House Until September to Block Epstein Vote
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
that's because it's fucking weird!!!!!
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Devin Carter trade value 📈
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Rosie O'Donnell responds to Trump's threat this morning to revoke Rosie's citizenship:
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/07/2025
They finally made the milk from that hotel
a ½ gallon of neutral milk
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Fucking cucks. All of them.
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
We apologize, Aubrey Huff is not worth remembering
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
you can tell this is fake because they're identifying themselves
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Kevin Durant and Jeff Green will be teammates for their fifth different franchise.
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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pitchtojohnny.bsky.social @pitchtojohnny.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social Gaetti
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