Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 14hWe can retire the term "surf dracula" and use "Lanterns" from now on, because good grief. 140
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 14hAn episode of Night Visions where Tim Olyphant moves into a town where music is banned. The end of that episode gave me nightmares. 120
Reposted by Pita EnigmaMitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yet another classic example of Republicans taking something popular and universally accepted, and undermining it by politicizing it and co-opting it for their own ends: 062
Reposted by Pita EnigmaMajestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And a tubgirl shall lead them. 061
Reposted by Pita EnigmaThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 02/10/2026If you’re not watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, do you even care about imperialism?! 1245
Reposted by Pita EnigmaThe Brain Does The Thinking. The Meat. @minimallycrazy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wonder how many people pick up that Starcraft's Terrans aren't just generic pseudo-southern American rednecks but specifically Inland Empire/Bakersfield California rednecks. 251
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What is the Shakespeare quotes account referring to what the fuck happened that the Shakespeare quotes account is saying this 393
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026one of my grievances against tech's evolution is the removal of buttons from my kindle, a device that did not in any way need to have a touch screen. This is an insult directed at me. 2101
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026By all accounts I would not be into Rebecca Yarros's books, but I am thrilled they are out there because there is so much amazing dragon merch now, it's like Game of Thrones but better. Good job Yarros. I love dragons. 190
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I still think Blizzard can do the funniest thing in history and announce Halo Wars 3 120
Reposted by Pita EnigmaBougie AIPAC Lib @oytotheworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All the celebs jumping in to do the "so brave" performances of the magical 2-word phrase that buys you social status and reverence, pretending that they're being persecuted for saying exactly what's popular 3479
Reposted by Pita EnigmaEli Sennesh @elisennesh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We elected Joe Biden and had the first episode of wage compression and falling inequality in my entire life and everyone from conservatives to the Left proceeded to pitch an absolute shit-fit that normies could materially improve their lives without buying into cult doctrines. 1130190
Reposted by Pita EnigmaVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Poison, the traditional weapon of the bisexual 1221
Reposted by Pita EnigmaPierce @pierceah66.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No fucking water in his lungs, throat, or stomach, & the grand jury says “accidental drowning”?!?!? You are not nearly furious enough about Nolan Wells. x.com/kalanhookstv... 48235
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026לא מספיק שהוא בן אדם רע ומנהיג שייזכר לנצח בתור מילת גנאי, הוא גם מביך. למה להזכיר את חסן פייקר? מה רע לך בחיים? למה לעשות את זה? 180
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hate days like this one and I will vaguepost about it 070
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)static.klipy.comSolomon Reed in Cyberpunk 2077Alt: Solomon Reed in Cyberpunk 2077 1101
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Blizzard have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and make Halo Wars 3 020
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When they film A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Peter Claffey is 6'7", there is no need to make him look huge. For Reacher, however, Alan Ritchson is 6'3", which is "hey that's a tall guy" not "holy fuck what a huge monster I should feel terrified", so they cast short actors around him. 140
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that 2131
Reposted by Pita EnigmaStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786392557
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026New nuclear take that I wholeheartedly believe: LOST's finale handles the same themes as The Good Place's, while doing them far better. 4102
Reposted by Pita EnigmaJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 18/09/2026the two very different possible meanings of "came in fluffer" ok im done i've. i've gotten that one out of my system may G-d have mercy on all of us 151
Reposted by Pita EnigmaVenomousGoatTV @venomousgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This Starcraft reboot sucks ass* We regret the error 0114
Reposted by Pita EnigmaPita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I will not be stopped. Not by you or the rationalists or the dnc or anyone! I will post this mindrot or see it burnt to ashes around me. 2123
Reposted by Pita EnigmaSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 16/09/2026honestly, i feel this in my bones 434617
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026kind of annoyed that all of the amazing setup Zahn did isn't being used in the new starcraft 250
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm about to ruin a lot of video game boss fights for you. 5133
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If we're just going to lie, Sarah McBride said that it's great that starcraft is going to be a shooter game because rtses are for nerds 911921
Reposted by Pita EnigmaAaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Calm down and read theoryyoutu.beKey & Peele - Obama's Anger Translator - Meet Luther - UncensoredYouTube video by Key & Peele 0546
Reposted by Pita EnigmaRude Tay @stardusttay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If a person who did this in 2014 is currently hyper-focused on Isr*el, you're at best a moron for pretending he's a victim. 35314
Reposted by Pita EnigmaNoah Weinberger @noahweinberger2003.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Queen @eleanor.lockhart.contact for reposting. You see this is why normies need to support 🏳️⚧️ rights. They fix your ‘Puter and help network. Well also because human rights are inalienable but if you befriend someone you’d never expect to, fun things happen. 081
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026At this point Will Stancil could say trans women are all basically reenacting silence of the lambs as a hobby and I'd assume it was the internet nutjobs going after him again. 0181
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Erin has become like the journalists who got mad that Biden was boring and tried to get Trump elected. If things improve for trans people she can't catastrophize. 39119
Reposted by Pita EnigmaCai @annenotation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I honestly don't want to hear a single word about lgbt politics from anyone who's never been in a happy relationship 4355
Reposted by Pita EnigmapolitiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I won't be quote posting the Axios article about Fetterman because I will never repost Axios even if they tell me grass is green, but I just hope everyone is aware that if Platner had gotten elected Senator this exact fucking thing would have happened with him come 2028. 59525
Reposted by Pita Enigmaellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 09/09/2026if you listen to just one thing I ever say as a non-trans person, *please* make it this thread stop retweeting people like Erin Reed&Alejandra Caraballo. Stop reposting trans people who say that our struggle is linked to socialism or foreign policy. Stop amplifying a community's desire to be martyrs 06011
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Delighted and horrified to find out that Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine will be staying on Dexter for the next season, continuing his general career of "doing his best to convey dignity in shows that are far beneath it". Dexter deserves Uma Thurman trying to overact while not emoting, not this. 242
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I guess I want to pick a fight and not about politics so - Season 4 of Barry. People were kidding when they said they liked it? Right? 1-3, great, but 4? Good grief. Awful. No idea what any of the creatives were thinking 132
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You ever go "I'm sure someone's done this" and then randomly youtube search and then indeed someone has done this? So huge LOST spoilers to those who care www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn1J...youtube.comLOST || Mmm Watcha SayYouTube video by Victoria Dinh 042
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comOk Then Fargo - Butcher Shop ReactionAlt: Ok Then Fargo - Butcher Shop Reaction 020
Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Kyke Chandler is amazing and is better than what I'm about to suggest but considering the end of episode 1 of Lanterns it would have been hilarious to cast Ryan Reynolds in the role 150
Reposted by Pita EnigmaKissing Coeurl @coeurlskiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Feel free to block me now, or at least announce yourself so I can block you, if you think ‘stabbing a middle manager at a bank firm is based and should be celebrated’. I need less sociopaths in my life, this seems like a good way to cultivate that. 618536
