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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Andrew Curry @andrewcurry.com · 11/08/2026
The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org
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Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet
“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder
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Brian David-Marshall (Top8Games) @bdm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sleeve playable
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Jim Lapage 🇨🇦 @jimtsf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Spikes wouldn't let me use this accidental renaissance painting in our official promo materials but I'm doing it anyway
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Canadian Highlander players at MagicCon Amsterdam, due to the sheer number of you, we have moved our meetup to the free play area next to the mana stage. Follow the sound of moxen and mana crypts to find your way
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I met @cardboard-crack.bsky.social and got the coolest thing ever?
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 17/07/2026
I met @cardboard-crack.bsky.social !!!
Exasperated person: you don’t have to play blue and black every time!

Me: what are these other colours you speak of?
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Serge Yager @sergeyager.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Okay I feel a little better now
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
At least it's an option!
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Joey (Ratta-Suited) ΘΔ @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 18/05/2026
favoritepokemon.vercel.app Oh my gosh, whoever made this website, this is the most heartwarming thing I've seen in a long time.
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Every Pokémon is Someone's Favorite
Declare your favorite Pokémon and help fill our collective Pokédex! Discover which Pokémon are loved by trainers worldwide.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Shivam and Wheeler get reality fractured @wheeler.bsky.social @danielcane.bsky.social @sameerjoseph1.bsky.social
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
not now honey im about to cast bamboozle
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Tony DiTerlizzi @diterlizzi.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Before they were fully painted illustrations for Magic the Gathering, they were sketches on paper (with a dash of imagination). Here is a collection of preliminary sketches to some of the cards I've painted over the years.✨✍️✨
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Amanda, Clover Mother 🏳️‍⚧️ @onionbug.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
How do you do, fellow kids?
Urza fellow kids meme
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Foolseye_art @foolseyeart.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sensei's divining top proxy #mtg #proxy #magicthegathering #beyblade
The magic the gathering card "sensei's divining top" drawn as an old beyblade toy package
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Tony DiTerlizzi @diterlizzi.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I painted my first Magic the Gathering cards 30 years ago this year! Here’s to all the friends and family who posed as wizards, warriors and fairy folk that helped me realize the art for your favorite cards.✨
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
bohemian rhapsody klingon lyrics
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Shoebox @shoebox.gg · 14/03/2026
Nothing like seeing someone open a sealed TIME WALK, we heard that reaction across the whole convention center! Ggs to the folks at Genesis Hobbies!
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Panel 01: Shen's hands are holding a notebook that says "GOOD DAY NOTE" on it in a writing style similar to how "DEATH NOTE" is written in Death Note.

Panel 02: A grey skinned, yellow eyed, blonde haired angel/shinigami character with little wings and a toga is standing behind Shen. He says "That's right! Anyone whose name you write in that notebook will have a FANTASTIC day!"

Panel 03: Shen turns his head slightly, now looking at you, the viewer.

Panel 04: Shen is looking at you with a devious, evil smile, the book open and pen in hand. His eyes are red, like the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note, which allow you to see someone's name by looking at them.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Nelson Salahub @coachnelly.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Had a dream there was only one dr who commander deck and the other three from the set were The Who, The Guess Who, and Who’s line is it anyway?
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SmallAnt @smallant.live · 24/12/2025
This Christmas, my mom has started phrasing her small requests as clickbait video titles. You WONT BELIEVE how EASY it is to wrap these presents. The fridge door is jammed and won't open. Can YOU solve this IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE? Needless to say things are getting done in record time this year
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Mosaic Bolt.
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
🎶🎺🎺🎶
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 08/11/2025
Seven *more* families? And this is only the families who have the means to sue, and (critically) the families who FOUND OUT. How many more vulnerable people has ChatGPT convinced? Will we ever know? Fuck all this. techcrunch.com/2025/11/07/s...
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Seven more families are now suing OpenAI over ChatGPT's role in suicides, delusions | TechCrunch
In one case, 23-year-old Zane Shamblin had a conversation with ChatGPT that lasted more than four hours.
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Magic: the Gathering has really broken into the mainstream!
A picture of a pizza takeaway store's shutters with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles painted on the metal
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Using the Waffle House Index as reference I'll be creating the TCC Comment Index as a way of determining the level of conspiratorial psychosis plaguing the average Magic player
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Phil Nguyen @mtgbanding.com · 03/11/2025
> be the mtg secret lair twttr account > announce encyclopedia theme > post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages > forget to post an "A" message or any payoff > pat yourself on the back for building hype > don't share the final cards included > announce technical problems
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Spooky alters month Day 31: I've saved the most bone chilling, horrifying card for last. Textless Questing Beast.
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TheAsianAvenger😈 @theasianavenger.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
So @tolariancommunitycollege.com took me to @totlgames.bsky.social and I convinced him to buy an expensive Gengar 🤣🤣
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 25/10/2025
Graham and Penelope were sorting thorough his magic collection today and Penelope set these aside for me because they had “mummy energy” 🥹
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Paige, TheMaverickGirl @themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
There is no old school Magic artist that I'd love to see do more new pieces than DiTerlizzi. Seriously, my all-time favorite artist for the game. Every time I think back fondly on a card art I love, I look and it was his work. It's just him. An absolute master.
Magic: the Gathering card Brainstorm with art by DiTerlizziMagic: the Gathering card Breath of Life with art by DiTerlizziMagic: the Gathering card Goblin War Buggy with art by DiTerlizziMagic: the Gathering card Vine Trellis with art by DiTerlizzi
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Germangaryoak @germangaryoak.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
So how about those pizza islands?
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Magic: The Gathering
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Deck Idea #MTG
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James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com · 25/09/2025
Imagine being the folks at StateFarm and T-Mobile trying to convince the other folks with the money that spending $83,860 and $40,732 respectively on Twitch subs was a smart use of advertising money. And then getting a yes?! Wild. Also T-Mobile, let’s make that another 100. It’s right there!
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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This one's maybe a little on the ling side, but trust me, it's worth it. I've cried reading it multiple times. (1/3)
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Carpathia received Titanic's distress signal at 12:20am, April 15th, 1912. She was 58 miles away, a distance that absolutely could not be covered in less than four hours.

(Californian's exact position at the time is... controversial. She was close enough to have helped. By all accounts she was close enough to see Titanic's distress rockets. It's uncertain to this day why her crew did not respond, or how many might not have been lost if she had been there. This is not the place for what-ifs. This is about what was done.)

Carpathia's Captain Rostron had, yes, rolled out of bed instantly when woken by his radio operator, ordered his ship to Titanic's aid and confirmed the signal before he was fully dressed. The man had never in his life responded to an emergency call. His goal tonight was to make sure nobody who heard that fact would ever believe it.All of Carpathia's lifeboats were swung out ready for deployment. Oil was set up to be poured off the side of the ship in case the sea turned choppy; oil would coat and calm the water near Carpathia if that happened, making it safer for lifeboats to draw up alongside her.

He ordered lights to be rigged along the side of the ship so survivors could see it better, and had nets and ladders rigged along her sides ready to be dropped when they arrived, in order to let as many survivors as possible climb aboard at once.

I don't know if his making provisions for there still being survivors in the water was optimism or not. I think he knew they were never going to get there in time for that. I think he did it anyway because, god, you have to hope.

Carpathia had three dining rooms, which were immediately converted into triage and first aid stations. Each had a doctor assigned to it. Hot soup, coffee, and tea were prepared in bulk in each dining room, and blankets and warm clothes were collected to be ready to hand out.By this time, many of the passengers were awake-prepping a ship for disaster relief isn't quiet-and all of them stepped up to help, many donating their own clothes and blankets.

And then he did something I tend to refer to as diverting all power from life support.

Here's the thing about steamships: They run on steam. Shocking, I know; but that steam powers everything on the ship, and right now, Carpathia needed power. So Rostron turned off hot water and central heating, which bled valuable steam power, to everywhere but the dining rooms-which, of course, were being used to make hot drinks and receive survivors.

He woke up all the engineers, all the stokers and firemen, diverted all that steam back into the engines, and asked his ship to go as fast as she possibly could. And when she'd done that, he asked her to go faster.I need you to understand that you simply can't push a ship very far past its top speed. Pushing that much sheer tonnage through the water becomes harder with each extra knot past the speed it was designed for. Pushing a ship past its rated speed is not only reckless-it's difficult to maneuver-but it puts an incredible amount of strain on the engines. Ships are not designed to exceed their top speed by even one knot. They can't do it. It can't be done.

Carpathia's absolute do-or-die, the-engines-can't-take-this-forever top speed was fourteen knots. Dodging icebergs, in the dark and the cold, surrounded by mist, she sustained a speed of almost seventeen and a half.

No one would have asked this of them. It wasn't expected. They were almost sixty miles away, with icebergs in their path. They had a responsibility to respond; they did not have a responsibility to do the impossible and do it well. No one would have faulted them for taking more time to confirm the severity of the issue. No one would have blamed them for a slow and cautious approach. No one but themselves.
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Crucible Of Words @crucibleofwords.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The shop I played at today had one of the most incredible uncut sheet displays I've ever seen. No idea how much this must be worth
An uncut sheet of foreign black bordered magic the gathering cards from 1995
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Nelson Salahub @coachnelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Canadian Highlander youtu.be/t-FQJdkL2TM?...
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Bant Equipment vs Naya Equipment || North 100 Showdown
YouTube video by LRRMTG
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Finally, errata to allow Brothers Yamazaki to partner with Brothers Yamazaki
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