pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's funny how the movies you watched as a kid shape your emotional reactions to the real world. Like, to this day I can't watch a horse slowly drown in a swamp without tearing up a bit. 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A man goes to the circus to see the great clown, Pagliacci. During the show, the man is stricken with a terrible illness and falls to the ground, trembling. The show stops and Pagliacci cries out "Someone call a doctor!" The man turns to Pagliacci and says, "But Pagliacci, I am the doctor." 000
Reposted by @pirateluigi.bsky.socialsome kind of Ys guy @meldric.cc · 12/07/2026Please barrage management@gamesdonequick.com with your opinions on this 14918
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025This horse girl game is silly. I surely won't spend 6 straight hours playing it today... 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025All books with words in them are textbooks. 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The brain, the brain, the center of the Krang 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 16/05/2025if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky 020
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 10/04/2025If having a parasocial attachment to every cast and crew member of @dropout.tv is wrong then I don't want to be right 120
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Neverending Lord of the Rings... Gandalf loses Sad-o-fax to the Dead Marshes of Sadness. @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social 010
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Once again I would like to apologize for my rock opera, To Thrill a Mockingbird featuring RADicus Finch. I see now how it could be construed as insensitive. 130
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The Scarlet Cheddar with Chester the Cheetah Prynne. Follow me for more product marketing ideas 010
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Say what you want about America.... That's it, that's the post. 020
Reposted by @pirateluigi.bsky.socialHeather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social · 09/02/2025 429291647768
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025"Baby mama" is just a small typo away from "Baby mma" 100
Reposted by @pirateluigi.bsky.socialSteve Kenson ❌👑 @stevekenson.com · 09/02/2025Smash Mouth is entirely correct. At some point, the years start coming, and they don't stop coming. 928222
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025They're called chopsticks but you can't use them for chopping. 010
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Pink Pony Club? You mean Bronycon? #GotEm 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Does a "Welcome" doormat serve as an invitation to a vampire? Please answer quick, my family's lives may depend on it. 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025When I was a kid, I had a cross on my wall. I would take it down and pretend it was a sai and I was Raphael. There are probably a lot of reasons I'm going to hell, but that's gotta be high on the list. I should have just stuck with Michelangelo. 100
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Sure, some people say the bubble burst 30 years ago. But I refuse to stop investing my entire paycheck into Beanie Babies. One day they will come back and I'll be laughing all the way to the bank. 110
Reposted by @pirateluigi.bsky.socialJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/02/2025This is what happens when you ask me to help sanewash the Trump tariffs. 518154733403
Reposted by @pirateluigi.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/02/2025“Now Open 24/7” - Pandora’s Box 351850449
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Why do we have a holiday celebrating selfishness? Share the ground! We shouldn't reward one celebrity hogging it all to himself. 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025For good luck, the first words you should say on the 1st of the month are "rabbit rabbit." Today, my first words were singing Hot To Go to my cats. I don't know what that means for my luck, but my cats seemed to enjoy it. 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025A refinement of my previous wolf theory: The ALF wolf, where one wolf in each pack is actually a wise cracking alien in disguise. 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 30/01/2025The alpha wolf theory has been long discredited. I posit a new theory: The Alfalfa Wolf, where the wolves are just a bunch of rascals led by whichever wolf has the most prominent cowlick. 100
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Cats are just fuzzy little guys and I'm not afraid to admit it. 000
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Support libraries. But pronounce it libary because you're not the boss of me. 010
pirateluigi.bsky.social @pirateluigi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Has anyone ever noticed that combat is misspelled in the game "Mortal Kombat"? How did the editors miss that one? 000
