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Mewtagenik

@kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social
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I'm the dangling cat on the branch on that one poster.

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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Snapchat thinks this is how I will age. Jokes on them, due to the current state of the world, I'm not convinced we will get to find out. Your prediction model is flawed!! #we'redoomed
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm coming out of this Amazon blackout with a profit. Call customer service with a complaint they don't fix... $5 credit. So far.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech. #StateOfTheUnion
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just looked at my cat and informed her loudly that this world is entirely fucked.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Protect your peace.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Can we get obnoxious signs that say, "You 'won', stop blaming us." Or some variation?
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Everytime I see a Tesla logo, I want to boop it. Not my fault it looks like a kitty cat nose.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Cat name idea: filibuster
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
What's love got to do with it? Pray tell, what's love but a second-hand emotion?
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It's crazy how different the word "grinding" is from one's 20's to... Now (late 30's and beyond). In my 20's, grinding was hawt in that it increased interpersonal/sexual tension. Today, grinding is the feeling between my bones that's hot, in that it creates inflammation.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I hate that bunion and funyun sound so similar. Really makes my bunions less enjoyable... Great, now I'm thinking about the fried onion smell in the same context.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Hotline Bling might be my favorite song to replace words in. How about, instead of the words "Hotline Bling" we try: Nintendo? Wasabi? Egg carton? Nic Cage show? So adaptable.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The claw machine game has become more dangerous...
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Jurassic Park is about unconventional births of world-changing icons, it is a Christmas movie
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What is the best line from Home Alone? Not most famous. Best. Go.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 18/12/2024
Living the dream.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I see an update from a friend saying people should add him on bluesky. I think, "I haven't been on there in a while, I'll add him and check out what's new on there." Sooo... Apparently Twitter exploded. Imploded? Went boom.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have disconnected from people online for a long time, maybe it's time to reconnect. ...maybe.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Moment of Silence #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Shut Up
W
Now
The player who gets points moves on to the next round.
Fred thinks about the dead. He thinks about the dead.
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Extra Arms #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Another Weapon
4R
The Magic of Marriage
It’s a dream
Skin attacks deal 2 damage to the target.
“‘The next president can help them more,’ he said.”
—King of the hill
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Blue light special...
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/12/2023
Good morning to the state of Colorado only.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Since I can't really drive anymore I have become a dead viking: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
I know IV lounges are a thing. I know I am a dehydrated noodle. I don't need the vitamin nonsense... but has it really come to this? Is this what it takes to hydrate because I can't get myself to drink water? Why is this not free? I am dehydrated and have terrible ADHD water consumption issues!
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
say the 6 words he's been waiting to hear
an amazon screenshot from the "DORPU Store" advertising a bamboo step stool with the catch copy "Stable Without Tippy For Big Man"
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I feel the productivity coursing through my Adhd brain for the first time in months!! Time to clean!! ....right after 45 uninterrupted games of killer sudoku
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