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J. Kyle Pittman

@piratehearts.com
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He/him. Game Designer. Co-Founder at Minor Key Games, Senior Programmer at Gearbox. Married to @spiffysteph.bsky.social. linktr.ee/piratehearts ✅🧠 🚫✨

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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 28m
what a long week am i right y’all tgif
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 27/09/2026
Might heck around and start a new game of Blue Prince tonight.
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 27/09/2026
It is time.
Selfie in front of the Forgotten Island movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 25/09/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Primetime (4 stars)
Speed Racer (4 stars)
Resident Evil (4.5 stars, rewatch)
It Ends (4.5 stars, rewatch)
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image
The good graphics!!!! Still from homestar runner
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 25/09/2026
It is time.
Selfie in front of the Primetime movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 23/09/2026
It's like everyone who came on board to AI because "they can write code now!" thinks the primary argument the rest of us have is "no it can't" So I'll say it: yes AI can write code. I believe you. They can write code. It compiles. It even passes the tests that the AI also wrote. UNFORTUNATELY...
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 20/09/2026
Dark Souls turns 15 years old this week (ish, NA release was Oct. 4), and I thought it would be fun to replay it on the 360 again, with 10 fps in Blighttown just as Miyazaki intended. 🥴
The Xbox 360 dashboard showing the Dark Souls disc is ready to play.
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 20/09/2026
It is time.
Selfie in front of the Speed Racer movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 20/09/2026
lol just got a message on linkedin asking for access to entire code bases to train ai on i have never hit the block button so fast absolutely not
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 19/09/2026
It is time for New Game+.
Selfie in front of the Resident Evil movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 18/09/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Resident Evil (4.5 stars, reviewed)
Weapons (5 stars, rewatch)
Hope (4 stars, rewatch, reviewed)
Hope (4 stars, reviewed)
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 17/09/2026
Ready or not, here they come. It’s zombie time!
Selfie in front of the Resident Evil movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 17/09/2026
Reposting this one from the old site for no raisin.
A three-panel scene from an episode of Adventure Time in which Finn encounters a Demon Cat.

Demon Cat: Greetings, Frank the Human Boy.
Finn: How did you almost know my name?
Demon Cat: As an AI language model, I have approximate knowledge of many things.
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 17/09/2026
Without fail, every time I get back into working in my own engine, I relearn the muscle memory of reflexively hitting Ctrl+Shift+B to build the entire solution after every change, and then I go back to Unreal and accidentally do that there and no no no that's not what you want to do in unreal
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 17/09/2026
THE BOARD: < Peak/Fire Emoji imminent >
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 17/09/2026
reimplementing qbasic in c++ while bonking myself in the head with a cartoon mallet
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Ada Bee, Queen of September @mercury01.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
an edit of the previous image, where it's framed by a "Konami's Best" Nintendo DS cover with a photo of the game cartridge, with an image of the metroid ravenous cover that reads "sonic the hedgehog & knuckles", with an icon in the corner reading "featuring dante from the devil may cry series" and now it has a Konami logo in the corner
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 17/09/2026
Just some normal C++, nothing to see here. 🙂
C++ code that casts a string hash to a generic property type, makes changes to it by reference, retrieves the altered string from the generic property, prints it to a new string object, and then casts that string object back to the same generic property. Debug output verifies that the string is correctly held.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 15/09/2026
Woke up this morning excited to keep working on hobby coding stuff and had to switch gears to actual job tasks and then I went down a bazillion rabbit holes and now I gotta switch back to hobby coding mode. 😵‍💫
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The best Wolverine game is Elden Ring when you get the claws.
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 15/09/2026
just casually refactoring my entire engine to avoid doing ui work
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mcc @dryad.technology · 12/09/2026
Me IRL
Sonic the hedgehog lounging and saying "I want to play Symphony of the Night (1997) and I'm not kidding"
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 12/09/2026
As a kid/teen, I used to take karate and taekwondo classes. Everyone would spar together regardless of gender. People come in all different shapes and sizes and levels of ability. Gender doesn't mean so much. But it's not really about safety and fairness in sports, is it?
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 11/09/2026
It is time.
Selfie in front of the Hope movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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guy in clown mask playing Papa Roach on guitar @conorhaloreach.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's real, and it's called Alan Wake 2, and it's one of the best things created by humans. No need for whatever this is
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 11/09/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Hope (4 stars, reviewed)
Man Finds Tape (3 stars)
Backrooms (4 stars, rewatch)
Cuckoo (3.5 stars, rewatch)
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 10/09/2026
cga kirby meme
an abstract pixel art version of the meme of kirby pasted over the end of the truman show. a pink block representing kirby appears in front of a black door. the background is light blue and a staircase is outlined in white. the image is displayed in an extremely low image resolution (25 pixels wide by 15 pixels tall) and uses a stylized version of the four-color cga palette (black, white, cyan, magenta).
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 10/09/2026
It is time.
Selfie in front of the Hope movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That new Kirby game
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 09/09/2026
kirby kirby kirby kbirby
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 09/09/2026
METROID RAVENOUS
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 09/09/2026
help i've had the first 24 seconds of this song stuck in my head for days www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0u4...
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The Menzingers - "Breathe With Me" (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by The Menzingers
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's me
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 08/09/2026
I am sickeningly looking forward to seeing these in 4k. Oh my god please when do I see them
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 08/09/2026
oot remake looks good and everyone is going to be extremely normal about it :)
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 08/09/2026
zelda 2 mentioned
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 08/09/2026
Spent all day tinkering with this thing and I'm feeling pretty good about it. What started as "I want something like CSS for a new menu system" has turned into "what if I had a non-template container-friendly class that could represent any type of data?" Feels exciting but I need more use cases.
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 07/09/2026
weeeeeee massive at&t outage i choose to blame vibe coding for this
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 07/09/2026
sad news for all the vibe coders which apparently includes the leadership of this webbed site but i can do this cool trick where once i determine what the structure of the code should actually be to avoid future tech debt i can simply put it down into text at the speed of typing you know. coding
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 07/09/2026
They're showing Boyhood at the Drafthouse tonight and I should probably give that film another chance because the one time I saw it was on a plane and that's no way to see a movie but also it's long and my memory is that it's kind of a slog and a downer.
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 06/09/2026
It is time.
Selfie in front of the Buddy movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 05/09/2026
Hrm, priority icons aren't showing up in my Jira projects anymore even though they still very much exist in the settings. I choose to blame vibe-coding for this.
The details panel for a Jira issue in my engine project. The priority field is set to P2 and has some empty space next to the text where an icon should appear.The list of priorities in the admin settings, from P1 to P5 and with PP (priority pending) as default. The icons show up correctly here.
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 05/09/2026
The Emerald Herald from Dark Souls 2 with a cartoon speech bubble so it looks like she's saying the quoted post.
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J. Kyle Pittman @piratehearts.com · 05/09/2026
hey you know when you’re trying to talk and everyone starts mashing the button to skip through your dialogue what’s that about
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