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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 5h

yin hanjiang: refine their entrails into crochet yarn. i get you

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 5h

yin hanjiang needs it for his mental health

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 5h

he’s trying his best but he’s really up against it

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 10h

i fucking love these idiots so much. only one brain cell in the entire book

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 14h

this list could actually be 900 books long

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i’m still coughing but now it’s green. it’s ruining my delicate consumptive waif image to be hacking up green gunk

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(obviously a baby isn’t getting an entire breast in their mouth either, but they do open their mouth really wide and go beyond just the nipple)

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

unfortunately (for me and my imagination) this is also very close to the recommended technique for breastfeeding an infant

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i know some people are into that stuff but personally if you are making me imagine one of the romantic leads forcibly breastfeeding the other i am out

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Since this came to light, Geller's youtube subs have gone from 1.53M to 1.48M, barely a dent. He wants to project this nice guy image and act like he's come clean, but he's deliberately hiding this from his subscribers to save himself.

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

yeah i got a ventolin inhaler and it is working a bit. which is annoying but ultimately good

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

doctor claims that it is a “post-infective cough” or “possible asthma”. he will be sorry when i am dead of consumption and my wan victorian ghost haunts the corridors of the bulkbilling gp clinic

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

googling “do expired covid tests still work”

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i have this from the library but i haven’t read it yet…should i take the plunge

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i have just sneezed about 25 times. we’re double and triple stacking the viruses in here

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

distracting myself from The Cough by thinking about next china trip. maybe shanghai (airport hub) suzhou hangzhou shaoxing? jiangxi (wuyuan, sanqingshan) fujian (non negotiable)

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this has been boring life updates with pippercorn

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i bought a new tshirt a couple of weeks ago and now i literally can’t find it

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

my chest feels full of gunk and it’s hard to breathe. hate this for me

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s kind of sad but i never really listen to albums anymore, just single songs i like

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am not joking when I say this. traditional Omelas is over. AI has revolutionised Omelas. We are using the Pain steering paper to set up an AI torture chamber in which we trap a local model of a child. omelAIs has solved infinite personalised oublietting.

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i have a dry cough with no other symptoms so i will be languishing until further notice. consumptioncore

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this book is fairly interesting but it’s also like “what if jonestown happened because everyone was too woke and leftist”

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2023

VILLAGER A: Lovely day today! VILLAGER B: La la! I'm going to school! VILLAGER C: My mother isn't back yet. I hope she hasn't gone into the Snails' Den. VILLAGER D: I'm busy. VILLAGER E: This town hasn't been the same since the Empire invaded. VILLAGER F: You can sneak past snails by holding 🅑.

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i could be misjudging him. he might actually be frightened for the other reason (a Woman with Thoughts)

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

journalist confronted by the scariest thing of all: someone who believes in carefully considering their political positions

There was a pretty young girl who had just returned from
Lumumba University in the Soviet Union.
"Are you a Communist?" I asked.
"Not yet."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I mean that my consciousness isn't fully developed. Being a Communist isn't just a matter of saying so. It takes time and effort.
I still have a long way to go."
She frightened me.

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

okay we’re back: long march song followed by drone show showing chinese logistics technology to the tune of “never look back”

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

watching the cctv mid-autumn gala and providing insightful commentary like “oh it’s this guy” and “are you fucking kidding me with ‘original melody created by AI’ jesus christ”

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

trying to psych myself up to spend the whole afternoon making mantı

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

go for a run when it’s slightly hotter than you’re used to and it’s like you’ve never exercised before in your life

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

today the Stuff is danish carrot salad, crumbled feta and caramelised tomato balsamic

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

lunch hack: simply eat a drained tin of 4-bean mix topped with Stuff. you can’t go wrong with a tin of 4-bean mix topped with Stuff

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

hardly ever use my danish these days but sometimes it is time to look up fiskefrikadeller recipes

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

To His Coy Deadline had we but world enough and time, this procrastination, lady, were no crime we would sit down, and think which way to scroll, and pass our long work’s day

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

today he swooped me the whole way down the street and followed me right up to my front door. then he waited on my front porch until i came back out with the goodies

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pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i am being blatantly coerced by this local hardworking dad for protection fees

photo of australian male magpie eating peanuts

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