pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am not joking when I say this. traditional Omelas is over. AI has revolutionised Omelas. We are using the Pain steering paper to set up an AI torture chamber in which we trap a local model of a child. omelAIs has solved infinite personalised oublietting. 0120
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i have a dry cough with no other symptoms so i will be languishing until further notice. consumptioncore 060
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2023VILLAGER A: Lovely day today! VILLAGER B: La la! I'm going to school! VILLAGER C: My mother isn't back yet. I hope she hasn't gone into the Snails' Den. VILLAGER D: I'm busy. VILLAGER E: This town hasn't been the same since the Empire invaded. VILLAGER F: You can sneak past snails by holding 🅑. 429644
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026journalist confronted by the scariest thing of all: someone who believes in carefully considering their political positions 1252
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026watching the cctv mid-autumn gala and providing insightful commentary like “oh it’s this guy” and “are you fucking kidding me with ‘original melody created by AI’ jesus christ” 140
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026trying to psych myself up to spend the whole afternoon making mantı 000
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026go for a run when it’s slightly hotter than you’re used to and it’s like you’ve never exercised before in your life 040
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026lunch hack: simply eat a drained tin of 4-bean mix topped with Stuff. you can’t go wrong with a tin of 4-bean mix topped with Stuff 171
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115881943
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026hardly ever use my danish these days but sometimes it is time to look up fiskefrikadeller recipes 010
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026To His Coy Deadline had we but world enough and time, this procrastination, lady, were no crime we would sit down, and think which way to scroll, and pass our long work’s day 040
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i am being blatantly coerced by this local hardworking dad for protection fees 1190
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026coworker brought modak to work and there’s free frozen yoghurt. everything coming up pippercorn 1120
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I asked AT&T Stadium about the Rolling Stone report about how they objected to Macklemore coming to Arlington next month. They didn't comment, but as I've noted they're still hosting Kanye West in November: www.chron.com/culture/arti...chron.comAT&T Stadium, which will host Ye this fall, objected to MacklemoreThe Seattle rapper was dropped from Ed Sheeran's stadium tour bill. 573025822
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026this is the funniest way to refer to someone shitting themselves that i have ever read 090
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026went for a run and a bug flew directly into my eye and got stuck between my eyelid and my contact lens. melbourne most liveable city CANCELLED 0110
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉Tom Studans @maximumwelfare.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Any reporting on R U OK? Day that doesn't call out its links to the 'Landmark Forum' cult is incomplete. The founder started it after attending one of their programs after his father's suicide. Landmark was banned in France after 2004 reporting revealed attendees were being told to kill themselves. 64018
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026just realised the reason that the australian government refuses to impose even weak sanctions on illegal israeli settlements: they’re terrified of alienating australia’s biggest demographic (p!nk fans) 082
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026really annoying that i am wfh with a sick kid so i miss my favourite event of the working year (complaining about R U OK? day) 070
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my husband had me thinking that “做事没后手” was an actual chengyu but it’s just a Dad Phrase 💀 050
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i am reading lapvona and so far i don’t like it very much 230
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i just got an air fryer, share your best air fryer recipes please 🙏🏻 160
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026just watched good movie, the actor who plays zaid is insanely hot, more thoughts to come 030
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026On Earth 2, we can't believe how good the new HBO Animorphs show looks. "They nailed the morphing," people enthuse. The nonbinary actor playing Ax's human morph is cutting it up on the Las Culturistas podcast. The actress playing Rachel has handcuffed herself to a data center 191778452
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“you cheated on me and you say you don’t love me but i know your spirit loves me deep down and you will always love me” oh girl 💀 370
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026 8195612356
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026my current favourite thing is listening to chinese rappers with super heavy fujian accents. 莆田才子 on repeat 140
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉Daniel Robson @dancollen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In July, Shopify Director David Heinemeier Hansson authored a blog post calling for the ethnic cleansing of Roma people from Denmark, referring to them only as "wolves," "vagrants," and by slurs. Haven't seen any Canadian news coverage yet. www.alilleybrinker.com/blog/1passwo... 3169
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026august reading wrap up and countries covered in women in translation month #witm 140
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026got my adidas loafers and it’s over for you all 0140
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026six year old is eating brown sugar mantou dipped into luosifen 😦 180
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i keep seeing adorable babies everywhere. they’re trying to get me 150
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉shrimps 💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026#八仙 #AllWishesComeTrue #宾权 reunion!!! 38627
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉Wynn 🌱 @wynnarts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026have you guys seen all wishes come true....I've been having brainworms... anyways. Modern au binquan, they are here to convince you to join their ponzi scheme #八仙 #宾权 #allwishescometrue 210741
Reposted by pippercorn 🍉Wynn 🌱 @wynnarts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This was the first half of the movie. To me #八仙 #AllWishesComeTrue 49731
pippercorn 🍉 @pippercorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026got caught by the doorknocking chinese jehovah’s witnesses and fighting two impulses: resistance to proselytising vs enjoying people praising my mandarin-speaking ability 1190