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Pierre Dipshit

@pierre.dipshit.uk
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The un-funny kind of communist. he/him.

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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 25/09/2026
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 23/09/2026
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 21/09/2026
(Michael Caine voice) I won't bury you, girthmaster Wayne.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/09/2026
Better US-understanders correct me if I am wrong, but these goals seem, to me, to work at cross purposes? Unless the Democratic Party achieves a startling and sudden unity of action and purpose, maintaining the concentration of executive power seems necessary for a programme of hard rollback?
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/09/2026
If Spotify doesn't stop recommending me audiobooks, I will blow up a data centre.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 19/09/2026
Hot dog stand and deliver.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Few know this but almost all the economic news coming out of China for the past half decade -- Domestic Growth Slowdown! EVs! Solar! Exports! China Shock 2.0 etc etc -- is about this dramatic policy driven gear-shift of the domestic economy out of the property sector.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 12/09/2026
This is a very funny article. "Class conflict, whose origins lie in the 2016 EU Referendum, is set to define national politics for the next decade." The history of all hirtherto existing society, which originated in 2016, ...
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 10/09/2026
The amount of moaning in the latest Boonta Vista is quite something.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 07/09/2026
Arguably there is an epicycle, where you try to move away from this position, and then other leftists yell at you for accelerationism.
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
つぼ
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 06/09/2026
2027 is the year when the majority will catch up to my opinion that John Cena is a very talented comic actor.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 03/09/2026
I have made some latex hotpants; now to survive the parties and demos tomorrow and Saturday.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 01/09/2026
Happy Pride to Hunter Biden and the other bisexuals.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The "socialist calculation debate" is dumb and completely irrelevant to the actual problems of socialism, or capitalism for that matter. This is one of those things that seems so obvious to me that it's not even worth making an argument for, yet some smart people somehow manage to believe otherwise.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this is actually helpful to hear. faced with an impossibly tall order, the low hanging fruit here is actually to start putting heads on pikes. round up the worst corruption cases. see who finds religion. go from there
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 27/08/2026
Come on now.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 27/08/2026
At last, thank god, I can stop my fantastic observations from going viral.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 26/08/2026
Tower Hamlets people, if you are looking for a local anti-raids group, get in touch — just leant a hand to a lovely crew painting their banner.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 26/08/2026
A union is not a suicide pact, Bluesky random.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 25/08/2026
bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not make terrible posts that isn't "well it kinda makes Pierre Dipshit mad" (it does) imagine this: future state that has you in its population, knows you posted that online with joy, and sends you for reeducation through labour as a result
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 25/08/2026
USians love to be called Brantley T. Mayers.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 22/08/2026
Arrival remains very good, but I would like to note that: 1) Jeremy Renner says "so that just happened". 2) The physicist's role is not simply to say "they can effect local modifications to gravity, we can make no demand of any relevance to them" at every opportunity.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/08/2026
From soft too hard.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/08/2026
Not just 'clinically proven', logically guaranteed!
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 18/08/2026
Promoting myself to Rear Admiral Dipshit, in solidarity with women generally.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 18/08/2026
I did not need to read the sentence "No one has affirmed my gender identity quite like Mike Pence.", and it did not need to be written.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/02/2025
j’accuzzi di zuppa (@outsidadgitator) on Twitter:
"On the one hand, it's a risk to date someone you organize with. On the other hand, it's hard to date someone who isn't a communist. Which is why it's important that there are communists who don't do anything."
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
"Exists only if they are monogamous" is also a very funny clause, since it would mean that a lot of people purport and mistakenly believe that they are married!
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
I want to see the explicit argument against "larger groups". Surely under the internal logic of the piece there is very little to preclude two men and two women achieving organic bodily union adjacently, or perhaps in some temporal rotation. The obvious "disjoint union" joke writes itself in fact.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
There will now be a purge of accounts engaging in USian car-fetishist posting.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 15/08/2026
I'm no journalist, but I will use a BluesSky post to state directly that I consider Sonia Sodha partially responsible.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 15/08/2026
At the top of any minimalist programme for concrete changes necessary in Britain, we should probably have: 1. Close the private schools 2. Eradicate the columnists.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
“So if democratic socialism is effective, then why keep funding the New York police department at $11bn? And why dismiss taking money away as “rhetoric”?”
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 10/08/2026
The "Parliament is sovereign" phrase has got loose into general population, and I now find myself having to argue Bills Of Attainder Considered Harmful approximately weekly.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 04/08/2026
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 04/08/2026
Our Age of Bronze is prolapsing.
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I really do believe that if we are to live in a remotely decent society, the socio-economic system that produces UK op/ed columns must be destroyed, down to the root, and every last person at its core provided make-work jobs writing about their fantasies that are then promptly shredded, at base pay
Zoe Strimpel
Columnist
Published 01 August 2026 05:00pm BST
Sometimes heroism appears from the most unexpected quarters and makes for the most unexpected bonds, as thick as blood, between the most unlikely groups. Most Jewish people in Britain would not in a million years have anticipated that their man of the moment - and actually, man of the decade - would be the queer, pro-trans, Bowie-inspired pop star George Alan O'Dowd, known as Boy George.
Yet in our darkest hour, it is the name of Boy George which, like a talisman, starts so many of our conversations. We are so deeply sickened by the hellfire of lethal lies about the Jewish state - a hellfire seemingly being encouraged by a Prime Minister whose first major foreign policy statement in office was to vow to put more pressure on the Israeli government - that we are literally gasping for a friend.
By this, we mean someone who, against all the odds, gets it, and gets the depth of the insult and danger to Jews of all those lies. Who intuits the parallels with previous pogroms. Someone who, despite overwhelming pressure to believe the libels and the vicious falsehoods and false narratives about Israel (genocide, famine, IDF zest for slaughtering children and hospital patients, raping prisoners with dogs, settler-colonialism, apartheid), who, despite the profound moral sickness of almost every single one of his industry and...
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 30/07/2026
I principally want to use my brower to read webpages, and every Firefox update makes me feel more like I'm wearing a rainbow fucking propeller hat when I say this.
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[MONKS]
Bro. Check out this sick new brew, bro. Triple Malt. Top-fermented. 9% proof bro
Hell yes bro
[Sip]
Brooooo
Broooo
[Clink glasses]
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 26/07/2026
The perfect is the enemy of the better, the better is the enemy of the good, the good is the enemy of the workable, and the workable is the enemy of the survivable.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 24/07/2026
It's so hard being a centrist. Which is in part why I am not one.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 19/07/2026
I mean, I begin with analysis of the commodity, but to each their own.
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
tfw smoke starts rising from the biryani
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 15/07/2026
He's still alive? Huh.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 15/07/2026
The first summer I grow my hair back? Hard not to take this personally.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 11/07/2026
The culture of bourgeois society, at first sight, presents itself as an immense accumulation of femboys, its unit being a single femboy.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 11/07/2026
I like that they still publish timetables and arrival info for buses in the south west. These contain no information about the actual behaviour of the buses, but civic ritual is maintained.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 09/07/2026
Met some new MLs at a porn awards event, which feels a bit like I am becoming a parody of myself.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 08/07/2026
Anyone want to leak to me about whether the CPB will do the funny thing?
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