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Pierre Dipshit

@pierre.dipshit.uk
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The un-funny kind of communist. he/him.

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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 27/09/2026
No; I would use a dark chocolate (80-90%).
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 25/09/2026
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 23/09/2026
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 23/09/2026
He looks like he eats buses.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 23/09/2026
I could see it if Reacher was framed and shot as merely a big guy, but he's a small kaiju.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 21/09/2026
(Michael Caine voice) I won't bury you, girthmaster Wayne.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/09/2026
a recipe for stalled, failed, and partial reconstruction?
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/09/2026
Or, to frame it another way, it seems more achieveable to get a (for sake of example) Mamdani candidate and president, and run a unitary executive, than it would be to (again, e.g.) Mamdanify the Senate and House Democratic corpus. And without doing the latter, returning executive power seems like
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/09/2026
Better US-understanders correct me if I am wrong, but these goals seem, to me, to work at cross purposes? Unless the Democratic Party achieves a startling and sudden unity of action and purpose, maintaining the concentration of executive power seems necessary for a programme of hard rollback?
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/09/2026
If Spotify doesn't stop recommending me audiobooks, I will blow up a data centre.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 19/09/2026
Hot dog stand and deliver.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Few know this but almost all the economic news coming out of China for the past half decade -- Domestic Growth Slowdown! EVs! Solar! Exports! China Shock 2.0 etc etc -- is about this dramatic policy driven gear-shift of the domestic economy out of the property sector.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 12/09/2026
This is a very funny article. "Class conflict, whose origins lie in the 2016 EU Referendum, is set to define national politics for the next decade." The history of all hirtherto existing society, which originated in 2016, ...
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 10/09/2026
Star Wars Ep. 4? (ducks)
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 10/09/2026
The amount of moaning in the latest Boonta Vista is quite something.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 07/09/2026
Arguably there is an epicycle, where you try to move away from this position, and then other leftists yell at you for accelerationism.
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
つぼ
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 06/09/2026
2027 is the year when the majority will catch up to my opinion that John Cena is a very talented comic actor.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 03/09/2026
I have made some latex hotpants; now to survive the parties and demos tomorrow and Saturday.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 01/09/2026
Happy Pride to Hunter Biden and the other bisexuals.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The "socialist calculation debate" is dumb and completely irrelevant to the actual problems of socialism, or capitalism for that matter. This is one of those things that seems so obvious to me that it's not even worth making an argument for, yet some smart people somehow manage to believe otherwise.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this is actually helpful to hear. faced with an impossibly tall order, the low hanging fruit here is actually to start putting heads on pikes. round up the worst corruption cases. see who finds religion. go from there
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 27/08/2026
Come on now.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 27/08/2026
These posts are for my friends on the internet!
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 27/08/2026
At last, thank god, I can stop my fantastic observations from going viral.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 26/08/2026
To steal a joke from Tom Körner: write a Business Ethics joke that isn't "Business Ethics".
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 26/08/2026
Out of loyalty to the mothership, I do have to note that it is not quite as beautiful as Hackney's new embroidered one.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 26/08/2026
Tower Hamlets people, if you are looking for a local anti-raids group, get in touch — just leant a hand to a lovely crew painting their banner.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 26/08/2026
Imagine your own version of the dog stick comic with "no collective decisions, only collective action" superimposed.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 26/08/2026
A union is not a suicide pact, Bluesky random.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 25/08/2026
bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not make terrible posts that isn't "well it kinda makes Pierre Dipshit mad" (it does) imagine this: future state that has you in its population, knows you posted that online with joy, and sends you for reeducation through labour as a result
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 25/08/2026
USians love to be called Brantley T. Mayers.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 24/08/2026
I prefer the radical skipping collective, Hop Not Hate.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 22/08/2026
Arrival remains very good, but I would like to note that: 1) Jeremy Renner says "so that just happened". 2) The physicist's role is not simply to say "they can effect local modifications to gravity, we can make no demand of any relevance to them" at every opportunity.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/08/2026
From soft too hard.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 20/08/2026
Not just 'clinically proven', logically guaranteed!
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 18/08/2026
Promoting you to General Follower, in solidarity with women rear admirally.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 18/08/2026
Promoting myself to Rear Admiral Dipshit, in solidarity with women generally.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 18/08/2026
I saw this a month or two ago, so opened the doors at once, just to be sure.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 18/08/2026
I did not need to read the sentence "No one has affirmed my gender identity quite like Mike Pence.", and it did not need to be written.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/02/2025
j’accuzzi di zuppa (@outsidadgitator) on Twitter:
"On the one hand, it's a risk to date someone you organize with. On the other hand, it's hard to date someone who isn't a communist. Which is why it's important that there are communists who don't do anything."
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
The famous reductio ad mildly unconventional.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
I'm also wondering how, since the death of my grandfather, my grandmother can possibly confirm that they were married throughout? Certainly he alleged he was faithful, but it becomes rather hard to check! What if there was an affair in the 70's? How should that impact family law? Seems unstable!
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
What I'm getting from this language of completion is that he may think 'There Is A Sexual Relationship' in a way exactly contra the Lacan slogan. But not only such an ideal dyadic completion exists — it is common and institutionalised by marriage! Which makes me think he has not gone outside much.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
"Exists only if they are monogamous" is also a very funny clause, since it would mean that a lot of people purport and mistakenly believe that they are married!
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
I want to see the explicit argument against "larger groups". Surely under the internal logic of the piece there is very little to preclude two men and two women achieving organic bodily union adjacently, or perhaps in some temporal rotation. The obvious "disjoint union" joke writes itself in fact.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 17/08/2026
There will now be a purge of accounts engaging in USian car-fetishist posting.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 15/08/2026
As for naming the names of the guilty, they can typically be found at the top of the column.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 15/08/2026
I'm no journalist, but I will use a BluesSky post to state directly that I consider Sonia Sodha partially responsible.
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Pierre Dipshit @pierre.dipshit.uk · 15/08/2026
At the top of any minimalist programme for concrete changes necessary in Britain, we should probably have: 1. Close the private schools 2. Eradicate the columnists.
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