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@pickinguppirates.bsky.social
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Crew for life. 38 they/them 🔞dni

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𝖇𝖊𝖊 🏴‍☠️ @girlstede.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
one minute i’ll be like whatever ofmd season 3 isn’t happening the show is never coming back i need to give it up. and then this is me the very next time a picture of ed teach shows up on my feed
tumblr textpost that reads: guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Phone: you need to clear up storage! Me: but those are my emotional support OFMD memes and fan fic ideas!!!
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Coworker: you could use ai to make that picture you want! Me: I. Would. Rather. Die!
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And of my pirate pals joined the Bloodymary ship/fandom…because hooo boy am I in deep
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ever get the random urge to read a fic? I just finished You’re a Wonder Stede Bonnet by jfc_joe for the 4th or 5th time. Genuinely a favorite ❤️
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
talking to a teen in my taekwondo class they were asking for names for their new Labubu (won it in a raffle) and I said the name depends on if it’s a he, she, or they. Them: They/them, definitely Me: hmmmm 🤔 Them: I’ma they/them Me: oh? Cool, same. Them: 😲 you’re a they/them?
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I look like a chill little guy? Cool and funky and fun to hang with. I see no problem here 😤
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Making a new starter, this is Wallace
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 11/05/2026
new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...
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Everlee Has Disappeared
Everlee Wihongi was transferred by ICE to the notorious "Camp East Montana" at Fort Bliss, Texas. Then she disappeared.
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My second show!! Got mobbed by friends on stage
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Everytime this year I’m reminded how close I was to ending things (legit stopped mid attempt by a coworker) I was still miserable, and then I found Our Flag Means Death, I found this community. Even if I’m not active I fucking love you all, thank you for saving me ❤️
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You know that video of the rich guy chucking rocks at the sea lion saying "I'm rich, I'll pay the fine" you're the sea lion. We all are. You know the follow up video of Hawaii uniting to beat his ass? You can be Hawaiian. We all can. We don't have to put up with any of this. We can have better.
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Saf ⚔️🫦 SIMP FOR GENTLEBEARD @inneedofdonuts.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑰𝒍𝒚𝒂. "His name is Ed" has lived rent free in my head forever and I thought hey, I could use this for my current braincell freeloaders 🏒 So here's the OFMD x Heated Rivalry edit nobody asked for. Song: Peter Peter - One Soul #hollanov #gentlebeard
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I feel the same way banana.
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I always forget this little pirate flavored corner of the internet is here…
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Gym motivation today: get strong enough to knock a facist out with one punch
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
*sigh* I miss them
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Alma and Stede in a modern AU
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Me when vico ortiz
A meme from the Simpsons that says "STOP! STOP! I'M ALREADY GAY"
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jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
stede fucking bonnet
a post i lifted off of pinterest. it reads: "he had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise."
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I met so many great people on Twitter, but I will no longer be there. Account is deactivated I guess Bluesky is my new place now
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Rue @artsy-outsider.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
"you left me...for mary." he's so jealous of her and has no reason to be and it makes me giggle
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I will fall in love with you, over and over again. I don’t care how, why, or when… You’re mine! Don’t tell me you aren’t the same person. Have I mentioned that I love we decided they are soulmates ♥️
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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Stede saw a pretty moth and ran after it so he could bring it to Ed #ofmdfanart
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Turned in my letters and records to the surgical department at Denver health, now I get to wait and see if they will give me a consultation date for top surgery
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Name a game you played as a kid. Gifs only
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a sonic the hedgehog video game that was made by sega in 1991
ALT: a sonic the hedgehog video game that was made by sega in 1991
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Mari @smolbus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This had always been Ed’s dream role and Stede could see why. He was made for it. Flight of Faith chapter 12 #ofmd @bonnypitty.bsky.social
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magicbubblepipe @magicbubblepipe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
What Makes Ed Happy 💕 #art #sketch #digitalart #ofmd #gentlebeard #edwardteach #stedebonnet #blackbeard #rhysdarby #taikawaititi #pirates #ourflagmeansdeath
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 04/12/2024
Another year
A four-panel comic done in the manner of those cloying self-love comics 

Panel 1
Me 1: Man. You made it through another year. 
Me 2: Barely. 

Panel 2
Me 1: And we’re gonna do it again.
Me 2: I guess. 
Me 1: You ready?

Panel 3:
Me 2: No

Panel 4:
Both screaming
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Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Little forgotten doodle ❤️ Adoring Stede at his husband's feet is the best Stede
Doodle of Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach from OFMD. Ed is standing in the foreground, half-naked, hair down and leaning on one shoulder, clean shaven and smiling, his head slightly tilted towards Stede, showing off his sword earring.
Stede is standing behind him, fully clothed, kissing his shoulder with adoring devotion.
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My mom was in PT after a knee replacement, the therapist called her elderly. Her: but I’m not elderly, I’m 65!!! Me: that’s elderly by some standards. But you don’t fit the “normal” standard, no. Her: *pause, wide eyed* OMG! That’s pronouns isn’t it? It’s what you are, not what a book says?!?!
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⭐️Soapybananaz⭐️ @soapybananaz.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I’m also gonna start moving my stuff over here, so this is Day 1 of my Our Flag Means Death studies! #ofmd #fanart
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oh neat, Matt Maher is in the new season of American Horror Stories
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The Badminton’s kidnap Stede to use hm as a virgin sacrifice to summon a demon. Stede is bloodied and quaking in the circle, he thinks his arm may be broken. The twat twins in their ugly robes are reading from a book chanting. Their Latin is absolute shit. 1/
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alandslideofopossums - #LongLiveOFMD @alandslideofop1.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Baby Baby Baby #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Ann 🏴‍☠️ 🏒 💕 #SaveOFMD @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Fun and Games 😾 ❤️ #ofmd #ofmdmeme
A Our Flag Means death Meme of a grumpy faced kitten as Edward teach with angry emojis and hearts above his head, and Stede holding his hand and saying I love everything about you.
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Are we having a better time over here, because the other place is a train wreck
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Posting here as well. They can pry the hope from my cold dead hands, even if I can’t hear the song right now ♥️
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Please vote in your local elections. If you feel like your vote doesn't matter in the presidential election, I promise it DOES make a difference for amendments and positions like mayors, judges, and city council. There's no electoral college between you and those votes.
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a cat with a sticker that says i am a cat
Alt: Gif of Pusheen the cat wearing a sticker that reads "I am a cat" in the style of I Voted stickers. The title at the top of the gif reads "VOTE".
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
listen. if stede's on the couch reading a book - ed's on the couch too. probably with his head on stede's tummy. if ed's in the kitchen answering his emails, stede is in the kitchen too. making his 4th cup of tea. because ed is in the kitchen. they probably hold hands like otters when they sleep.
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Ha! I bought the tickets…now I just have to ask her out…
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Therapist: what do you think helped your confidence? Me: strangers on the internet telling me I’m hot… Shut up I love external validation
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Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Rocky Mountains
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Maple 🐌🍊 @maplewriter.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
A thread of my Goldfish Stede and Octopus Ed comic 🏴‍☠️🧡💜 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
I am on a ferry and Sloth challenged me to draw Moopsies on a pile of bones
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 16/10/2024
Reposting this-- Bluesky hides NSFW posts from you by default so you'll miss my work if you don't turn it on: SETTINGS > MODERATION> Set toggle to Enabled ✨ Also be sure to turn on "sexually suggestive (cartoon)" setting: SETTINGS > MODERATION > Bluesky Moderation Service > Set to "off"
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H 🐇 @doodlenoodleh.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
You’re safe 🧜‍♂️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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