Reposted by Chance𝖇𝖊𝖊 🏴☠️ @girlstede.bsky.social · 25/08/2026one minute i’ll be like whatever ofmd season 3 isn’t happening the show is never coming back i need to give it up. and then this is me the very next time a picture of ed teach shows up on my feed 3447 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 06/08/2026He darted a round a corner the radio at his should crackled, “Simon knows! He stole one of the bombs, he’s running!” -end- thoughts about Filament Station before Eden destroyed it. Iron Lung is living rent free in my head and the blatant characterization of Simon as a brute pisses me off 000 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Soft Small Even at twenty he wasn’t big, his mother had always called him sturdy. Simon yelled and tackled Ethan surprising the taller man. They scuffled briefly Simon hitting just hard enough to bloody Ethan’s nose and disoriented him. Simon grabbed the bomb and bolted away from Ethan. 100 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Simon recoiled, “What, Ethan, there are kids living here!” “So, stealing food from their mouths is fine,” Ethan rose to his full height towering over Simon, “but killing them outright isn’t?” His voice was venomous. 100 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“W—what is that?” Simon gestured to the small box Ethan was half sitting on trying to hide. “Ethan!?” Ethan rolled his eyes and pulled the object from behind himself. “Fuck,” he sighed, “this is a bomb, Simon.” He paused. “We are taking Filament down.” 100 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Phone: you need to clear up storage! Me: but those are my emotional support OFMD memes and fan fic ideas!!! 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Coworker: you could use ai to make that picture you want! Me: I. Would. Rather. Die! 000 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026And of my pirate pals joined the Bloodymary ship/fandom…because hooo boy am I in deep 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Honestly being at the place where I’m kind of emotionally parenting my mom is wild. Half the time it’s “I’m not your therapist.” The other half is “but you are making a terrible decision.” 130 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Yeah, they have to go to the doctor, but you know what’s near to the doctor? The taco shop you like!!! 020 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Bribing myself with treats to raise my children 😆 140 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Ever get the random urge to read a fic? I just finished You’re a Wonder Stede Bonnet by jfc_joe for the 4th or 5th time. Genuinely a favorite ❤️ 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Kid looked so amazed to see an adult queer person. And yeah we like in a pretty rural area. Most adults aren’t as openly ✨💅✨ as me. I spent too long in the closet to hide so I’m happy to be an example that they can grow up 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/05/2026talking to a teen in my taekwondo class they were asking for names for their new Labubu (won it in a raffle) and I said the name depends on if it’s a he, she, or they. Them: They/them, definitely Me: hmmmm 🤔 Them: I’ma they/them Me: oh? Cool, same. Them: 😲 you’re a they/them? 120 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 20/05/2026restless legs are also a fun way my meat suit avoids slumber 😭 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I look like a chill little guy? Cool and funky and fun to hang with. I see no problem here 😤 000 0
Reposted by ChanceDavid Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 11/05/2026new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...webworm.coEverlee Has DisappearedEverlee Wihongi was transferred by ICE to the notorious "Camp East Montana" at Fort Bliss, Texas. Then she disappeared. 11752563807 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 11/05/2026My second show!! Got mobbed by friends on stage 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I mean, there does seem to be some occult ice magic going on, that whole stuffed animal offering? The way fight break out between “teams” (covens) the sticks? Just wands in a different form. 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Everytime this year I’m reminded how close I was to ending things (legit stopped mid attempt by a coworker) I was still miserable, and then I found Our Flag Means Death, I found this community. Even if I’m not active I fucking love you all, thank you for saving me ❤️ 1141 0
Reposted by ChanceNeugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026You know that video of the rich guy chucking rocks at the sea lion saying "I'm rich, I'll pay the fine" you're the sea lion. We all are. You know the follow up video of Hawaii uniting to beat his ass? You can be Hawaiian. We all can. We don't have to put up with any of this. We can have better. 08430 0
Reposted by ChanceSaf ⚔️🫦 SIMP FOR GENTLEBEARD @inneedofdonuts.bsky.social · 15/03/2026𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑰𝒍𝒚𝒂. "His name is Ed" has lived rent free in my head forever and I thought hey, I could use this for my current braincell freeloaders 🏒 So here's the OFMD x Heated Rivalry edit nobody asked for. Song: Peter Peter - One Soul #hollanov #gentlebeard 196926 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I always forget this little pirate flavored corner of the internet is here… 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Gym motivation today: get strong enough to knock a facist out with one punch 000 0
Reposted by ChanceAlly 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Me when vico ortiz 29925 0
Reposted by Chancejules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 17/04/2025stede fucking bonnet 621155 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I met so many great people on Twitter, but I will no longer be there. Account is deactivated I guess Bluesky is my new place now 000 0
Reposted by ChanceRue @artsy-outsider.bsky.social · 26/01/2025"you left me...for mary." he's so jealous of her and has no reason to be and it makes me giggle 2282 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I will fall in love with you, over and over again. I don’t care how, why, or when… You’re mine! Don’t tell me you aren’t the same person. Have I mentioned that I love we decided they are soulmates ♥️ 010 0
Reposted by ChanceInês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Stede saw a pretty moth and ran after it so he could bring it to Ed #ofmdfanart 915566 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Turned in my letters and records to the surgical department at Denver health, now I get to wait and see if they will give me a consultation date for top surgery 000 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Name a game you played as a kid. Gifs onlymedia.tenor.coma sonic the hedgehog video game that was made by sega in 1991ALT: a sonic the hedgehog video game that was made by sega in 1991 010 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I mean ok, but if that baby starts sobbing, imma leave you to it 😂😂 010 0
Reposted by ChanceMari @smolbus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024This had always been Ed’s dream role and Stede could see why. He was made for it. Flight of Faith chapter 12 #ofmd @bonnypitty.bsky.social 3227285 0
Reposted by Chancemagicbubblepipe @magicbubblepipe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024What Makes Ed Happy 💕 #art #sketch #digitalart #ofmd #gentlebeard #edwardteach #stedebonnet #blackbeard #rhysdarby #taikawaititi #pirates #ourflagmeansdeath 322966 0
Reposted by ChanceFidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Little forgotten doodle ❤️ Adoring Stede at his husband's feet is the best Stede 17595176 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Anyway, my mom had an epiphany about why language is important. 000 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 24/11/2024My mom was in PT after a knee replacement, the therapist called her elderly. Her: but I’m not elderly, I’m 65!!! Me: that’s elderly by some standards. But you don’t fit the “normal” standard, no. Her: *pause, wide eyed* OMG! That’s pronouns isn’t it? It’s what you are, not what a book says?!?! 100 0
Reposted by Chance⭐️Soapybananaz⭐️ @soapybananaz.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I’m also gonna start moving my stuff over here, so this is Day 1 of my Our Flag Means Death studies! #ofmd #fanart 210644 0
Chance @pickinguppirates.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Oh neat, Matt Maher is in the new season of American Horror Stories 000 0
