Reposted by Bob MalonePookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Rfk very, extremely obviously wants to mass murder autistic people. Ceding *any* ground to that motherfucker is defeat. Any attempt at differentiating "worthy" versus "unworthy" life will end in a mass grave. 3649177
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026First day of rehearsal with Stephen Bishop and band for tomorrow's sold out GRAMMY Museum show. Next year I'll be in the band for his farewell tour! #stephenbishop 040
Reposted by Bob MaloneOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy 18th birthday, this spider 1035579
Reposted by Bob MaloneChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026thys nys no partye! thys nys no disco! thys nys no jestinge arounde! thys nys no taverne! nor roade-syde playhous! Ich ne have tyme for that nowe! 226759
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol - he's such an idiot. Not as much of an idiot as the fucksticks that are still going to his rallies, but still an idiot. 001
Reposted by Bob MaloneOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Roses are red Milk comes in a carton 319832
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We let too few people have too much money and now they are buying up and selling off everything we ever loved for parts. 010
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wait. Hold up. There's a CRAB MUSEUM?! I need to know all about this right away! 020
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Friday OCTOBER 30 is my 7th annual Halloween At Home house concert and StageIt livestream! If you wanna be there in person, DM me, if you wanna watch online, click here: stageit.com/MaloneAtHome/122770 🎃stageit.comBob Malone | Oct 30, 2026 | 7th Annual Halloween at Home ConcertBob's 7th Annual Halloween House Concert - live on StageIt! Bob will be singing his songs of the spooky season along with some other Halloween-adjacent tunes. Malonettes will be singing. Sparkly Skull will be atop the piano. Don't miss! 001
Reposted by Bob MaloneFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy 9660118
Reposted by Bob MaloneNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443901230
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026True, except there doesn’t appear to be any women at this sausage-fest. 130
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, PE has been rolling up veterinary clinics for the last few years now and the enshittification has begun. 010
Reposted by Bob MalonePatt Morrison @pattmlatimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Don't eat them. We may one day answer to them. 061
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Like what is up with Trump's ridiculous glowering tough-guy face? He just looks like he's too vain to put on his readers and can't see anything. 010
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lol I forgot about those St. Louis assclowns, wonder what they're doing now 0120
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Xi is like "these people are a bunch of whackos, I need to get the fuck out of here." 050
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The grand bedrock theory of pop culture has always been "get the girls, and the boys will follow." 060
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump is such an idiot it often distracts us from how breathtakingly stupid Tommy Tuberville is. 011
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026She voted for Trump because republicans vilify gay people and she’s bitter that her daughter was a lesbian. Now her daughter is dead. Vile. Absolutely vile. 000
Reposted by Bob MaloneIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026Stop inventing shit the humans in Wall-E use 623841
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Remember how apoplectic the right-wing propagandists were when that movie came out? 0100
Reposted by Bob MaloneDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nobody will remember: -Your job -How busy you were -How many hours you worked. People will remember: -Fun shark facts you taught them. Here’s my favorite: Greenland sharks, which can live to be over 400 years old, eat (probably scavenging) polar bears and reindeer. 19550117
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Having been there at least 20 times, from small towns to big cities, I can comfortably say that Southern Italy is a hot mess and completely wonderful at the same time. Those things, I think, cannot be separated. 🇮🇹 130
Reposted by Bob MaloneMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY 258144206834
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Upside down kitty is the truest display of trust and love. ❤️ 010
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is what my Gen X wife says to my Gen X self every time I leave the house. 120
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh yes - 80s for sure. gas went over a dollar for the first time right about when I was getting my drivers license! 120
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026People talk at length about how Trump is racist. That is true, but it's deeper than that. He hates every living creature on earth. Right down to his own family. 000
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My UK bass player made the best use of my t-shirt during the heatwave.😀 111
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone in that arena is a moron who believes his garbage. 010
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026President Donald Trump Lied About Sending Every American Adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of the Housd and Senate... 000
Bob Malone @pianomalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's a hundred and fuck degrees outside and you got the plastic pumpkins out already? Read the room CVS! 120
Reposted by Bob MaloneJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time. 2643081496