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Old Splooky 👻

@phoopherah.bsky.social
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We can always find a millionaire to shovel all the coal. Philadelphian. Proud uncle. Atheist. Vaccine enjoyer. He/his. Black lives matter.

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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 1h
I'd be down with bringing back "gasface"
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 2h
Half plus seven is a remarkably good measure, this obviously doesn't make it.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 5h
Fuck this slop.
static.klipy.com
Thumbs Down
Alt: Classic thumbs down gif at a baseball game
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 15h
Would it be ableist to put "everyone was screaming when they saw the lump" over a picture of fetterman's neck lump on a shirt #Phish
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 15h
Would it be ableist to put "everyone was screaming when they saw the lump" over a picture of fetterman's neck lump on a shirt #Phish
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 16h
Lonely Trip is for chomping. #Phish
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 18h
I'm on the record as a disenjoyer, but this Moma fucks #Phish
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 18h
Death, taxes, and Moma in the two slot #Phish
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 19h
But also: $19 for a 19oz 60 Minute??!!???!!
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 19h
Anyway hello from Atlantic City #Phish
A vertical full screen picture of the inside of Atlantic City's Boardwalk Hall ahead of a Phish concert. The room is awash in blue and dark lavender.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't have insta, but if anyone has any delightful whiny baby posts to share I'm in the mood.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gmork!
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She was at Phish this summer as well, maybe she's full-time staff? She's wicked great at what she does!
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Lynyrd Skynyrd original band reunion scheduled for next weekend is expected to smell terrible.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remarkable how so many horror movies these days are so flimsy and underbaked in comparison.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's been a minute since I've seen Candyman and wow I do not remember this movie *at all*
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know there are two kinds of people in the world, but the way it actually soothes my soul that it's nearly full dark at 7:00 AS IT SHOULD BE gives me more time to watch stuff like The Muppets Haunted Mansion
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joke A: "Jews with katanas are too powerful a combination" Joke B: "we can't have people who keep kosher *and* love The Downward Spiral"
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was a little late to the game so ended up buying the special edition of Badmotorfinger which came with a second EP disc titled "satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas" which is a palindrome.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking California, feeling Minnesota.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not expecting anything to get better anytime soon, but if things could stop getting measurably *worse* for just like a couple of days or a week that'd be nice.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Twofer for Philadelphia: Bike Therapy and Keystone Bikes
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's doubly a shame because Cheadle is by far the superior actor (and human overall).
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Three cheers for the west coast cats still awake to aid me through what looks like an ugly insomniac night. Looking forward to the euro folk getting some caffeine in them (I could use more poasters in asian time zones)
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sooooooooo these glasses are gonna keep track of all the times the drivers park in bike lanes, right? www.theverge.com/tech/1002766...
theverge.com
Amazon’s delivery driver smart glasses will reportedly take photos ‘almost constantly’
Your Amazon delivery could come with an unwanted photo op.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a recall on a variety of frozen berry products sold at Walmart and Trader Joe's essentially nation-wide. Check your freezer.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Between "twitter is okay actually" and regularly posting NYTimes crossword puzzle scores, it was time for me to unfollow.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This has been making me very nervous all night. What if Trey's drum kit falls over into Lil Pumpkin!! #Phish
A picture of my television showing the leg of a piece of musical stage equipment uncomfortably close to the edge of a riser.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't remember these Chumbawumba lyrics but I was always a pretty casual fan
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I say "I'm a lot less of a sports fan because I find a lot of the athletes difficult to cheer for" this is the kind of shit I'm talking about. (This is from Kevin Durant's wikipedia page)
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was traffic into AC notably bad today? #Phish
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know it but only because I was there for Phish once 🫣
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You really only see the uber bots in the bougiest parts of Center City, if they tried to deploy them out in the neighborhoods a lot of people would be availing themselves of free meals.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's super awesome that so many employers these days are using an AI chatbot to wrangle applications that bumps you out to a mandatory demographics questionnaire that won't accurately display in any browser.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that Kruk is getting some national airtime, we all need more of his weirdness.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think this is all because Bryce Harper doesn't know how to wear a hat.
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay I'll be honest, I thought September had 31 days. For the first time since being fired I'm going to have to do some serious accounting before I pay bills, and I'm not feeling great about it.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Channel your inner pissed off uncle and sign Riley's petition!
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
big if true
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/erin...
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Channel your inner pissed off uncle and sign Riley's petition!
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
go big or go home? ok, I’ll go home. that’s where all my stuff is. I like it there, I’m comfortable ✌️
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got into the hardship subsidy program for my breathtakingly expensive psoriasis med and I have a couple of real live job leads. So....better?
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's pretty easy, actually. Believe women.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how hard is it to stand in solidarity with women and acknowledge that rape is wrong without feeling like it is a personal attack on you if you are truly innocent
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay bsky it's early and you're all lovely 🤩 but for once I feel like I might have a chance at getting my sleep schedule reset a little bit so for once I'm putting it down for the night.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this 2011 because Insomnia Cookies thinks that any job with "manager" in the title (any job with a title really) is only worth $19 an hour. One can only wonder if they offer a shift differential when you're at work at 3:00 AM.
A screencap from my email account from linkedin suggesting an "assistant general manager" job at $19 an hour.
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh valid, I wouldn't have been able to bring it to mind. (also acknowledging several people including you pointing this out)
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Old Splooky 👻 @phoopherah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also : *fewer
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