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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22h

Okay bsky it's early and you're all lovely 🤩 but for once I feel like I might have a chance at getting my sleep schedule reset a little bit so for once I'm putting it down for the night.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22h

Is this 2011 because Insomnia Cookies thinks that any job with "manager" in the title (any job with a title really) is only worth $19 an hour. One can only wonder if they offer a shift differential when you're at work at 3:00 AM.

A screencap from my email account from linkedin suggesting an "assistant general manager" job at $19 an hour.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22h

It's exactly this shit that makes me tell the young cats in my life "if you ever need a pissed off uncle to stand by you, let me know." Fucking enraging.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess this is a sign we tap from time to time now.

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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm actually a little relieved the Phillies lost because I was worried I was going to be inadvertently committed to a playoff beard. I haven't touched it since my nephew's wedding and it's a bit feral.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay since it's on the antenna (i.e. free) I will watch the Phillies playoff game. I'm not sure I've seen them play at all this season so I might be jinxing things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"I'm going to serially repost this entire not-very-funny 70+ post bit I did 18 months ago" Did you decide you have too many followers so you're trying to annoy some of them into unfollowing you? Put down the vape, it's too early in the week for this kind of nonsense.

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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some of you sneering about those who mask/care about masking, have you considered that one day you might also have to care about masking again in a non-pandemic sense? Would you like to see yourself relentlessly mocked by journalists, politicians and ordinary folk on social media?

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just remembered that Scott Adams is dead 🤗

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I mean regardless of any context at all this is indubitably true

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hi it's me your Grocery Guy 👋🏽 checking in with an important dispatch from our Wellness Department

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh so Weaver's Way is hiring a grocery manager. Y'don't fucking say.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The wee tiny unreadable font size on health insurance cards is in and of itself ableist.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I started it like "oh it's one of my favorite movies, I haven't seen it in forever" and I *haven't* seen it in forever and had forgotten how it rips your heart out (and we're only two thirds through).

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Showing a friend Magnolia for their first time and there's a guess in the game show audience who has a poster taken away with a Bible verse on it that explicitly refers to the uhh meteorological event. Never noticed.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gonna ask in case there is an answer out there: is there anything I can do about this other than flagging everything that comes in as spam? I'm just hosed, right?

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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 22/09/2026

whenever you say "trans people are asking TOO MUCH and should accept Democrats shitting over their civil rights", you're part of this. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. Your smug assholery is making the world WORSE. Fuck you, and may your favorite meal make you shart a big hole in your favorite pants.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wish me luck everyone, I have, after many years of jokingly suggesting I might do it as a frequently frustrated cyclist and pedestrian.... applied to the Philadelphia Parking Authority to be an enforcement officer. s/o to @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social and @thewaroncars.bsky.social

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Since I'm up so early this morning, today's question is: what's your favorite autumn song?

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why are there hashbrowns? Don't worry about it, the hedgehog knows why.

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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I watched a clip of a famous director who was wearing a mask while being interviewed at the opening of the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art, which just goes to show that those who know a lot about narratives understand that Covid’s story unfortunately is far from over.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And now indeed yes I'm being blown up by spammy phone calls, texts, and emails. Sooooo Monday's going really, really well.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Because so many websites now refuse to work properly in firefox I've switched to chrome for most job hunting stuff. Which means that I inadvertently clicked on an ad link search result for some shadyass probably fake recruiter and just gave my email and phone number to who even fucking knows.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/09/2026

Amtrak didn’t tell us about this exposure, so heads up: if you took an Amtrak train last week through Chicago or anywhere on the Southwest Chief, Coast Starlight, or California Zephyr routes like we did, you may have been exposed to measles! Please let the train people in your life know about this

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Here is the salty chef version of the argument for those who need it translated into their preferred language. Trans rights are human rights. ✊🏽

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Dinking around setting up a linkedin profile because I feel like I'm sort of required to. So far the suggested connections are a bunch of the shitbag execs at Mom's and Mr. Beast and fucking hell do I hate this.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Something else I've learned this weekend: ppl at Eagles games have tailgating setups that for years sprawl across 6/8/10(!) parking spots, and they're throwing a tantrum that soon they'll only be able to use the one spot they pay for. The entitlement is breathtaking, but not really surprising.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Two things I've learned so far this weekend: Frank Sinatra was a hardcore zionist, and Dick Cavett is still alive.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I do not understand the bsky phenomenon of "I took some time off from the socials but here I am and I'm going to reskeet 47 posts from two years ago with no context"

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“girls don’t poop” is a psyop. every bitch shits. get over it or go home. ✨repost & like if u love women & support our gut health.✨ #yogurt #fiber

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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

4-panel SMBC comic update. The first panel shows a cartoon little roach happily saying "oh man! The stupid human put food in here. fool!" The next panel shows the roach walking away from a poison trap as he says "I’m gonna give it to everyone!" The third panel shows a human at his computer with a similar expression to that of the cartoon roach. The man says "this stupid company made a controversial ad. How embarrassing for them!" The man then walks away from the computer desk, at an angle reminiscent to the panel where the roach walks away from the poison trap. The man says "better share with all my friends and family so everyone knows which ad not to look at."

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As I continue to explore job "opportunities," I'd still much, much rather be front of house than go back into the kitchen.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just got jabbed for flu and covid, because it's obviously critical for my brand identity.

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Didn't know about NICU Awareness Month, but my NICU niece just started college a couple weeks ago and it's thanks to those nurses and doctors 18 years ago 🫶🏽

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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

being an anti-AI luddite is so cool because you’re always proven correct literally every single day

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Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer. @phoopherah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I regularly find myself missing the West Philadelphia Turkey more than I ever would have thought in 2012.

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