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Phinq

@phinq.lol
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I'm that guy you know. Ya know? From that one place? Like a decade ago? -> if you have a Cardigan Corgi and post pics of it, I will follow you immediately (Pembrokes are 50/50, all other dogs based on vibes)

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Phinq @phinq.lol · 07/10/2026
I can't tell if my glasses are smudged or if that's just a reflection of my eyes
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
NO FUCKING HATE WATCHING
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Peaky Blinders: Tommy Shelby Says No Fighting
ALT: Peaky Blinders: Tommy Shelby Says No Fighting
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 07/10/2026
Y'all got any more of that sleep?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 07/10/2026
"It'll only be a minute" I say as I log in to wow to do a several hour long quest.
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 06/10/2026
🐸
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 06/10/2026
Blanket too cozy, air too cold
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 06/10/2026
please allow me to fix that for you
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XanaGear @xanagear.com · 05/10/2026
😬
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/10/2026
Don't make it symmetrical! when a face is symmetrical it automatically makes me think it's AI generated- add some chaos to your makeup!!!!
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/10/2026
sometimes when writing my address or phone number I'll get intrusive thoughts to enter old information
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 03/10/2026
Its a good day
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them. the disconnect is alarming
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 02/10/2026
Here's a hint!
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Pizza Delivery On Fire
ALT: Pizza Delivery On Fire
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Level of Concern Meter
ALT: Level of Concern Meter
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 01/10/2026
Not to be *that* guy, but- Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty dumpty had a great fall, All the kings horses And all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again Where the fuck it say he was an egg? I posit to you that Mr Dumpty was a human man
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 30/09/2026
have you tried swishing with a little nail polish remover?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 29/09/2026
Anyone need anything from the grocery store?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 29/09/2026
Careful, he only wants to give you his tool
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 28/09/2026
Does my head hurt because too much caffeine or not enough caffeine?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 28/09/2026
Oooh pretty, anything on the back of it or nah?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 28/09/2026
You're listening to DEEP CUTS! Playing only the classics you forgot all about ~~cut to Bohemian Rhapsody
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 27/09/2026
oh my god am I about to buy a game where you make dresses
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 26/09/2026
if you don't destroy the head, they just keep coming back
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 26/09/2026
when I'm president, I'm going sign an executive order to force all politicians to be decapitated at the age of 50
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 26/09/2026
Mar E. Coyote
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day ❤️
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 24/09/2026
Is this the krusty krab?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 23/09/2026
Bro give us some snack reviews
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 23/09/2026
This is probably why you slept so well tbh
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 23/09/2026
when all the food is recalled, all that we'll have left to eat is the rich
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 22/09/2026
The discover page is pretty hit or miss or miss or miss or miss or miss or miss
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 22/09/2026
I need to follow like a billion more accounts here
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 22/09/2026
the whole planet, and that's why shit is so bad these days, too many broken mirrors with no one to claim the bad luck =/
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 21/09/2026
Gonna start wronging some rights
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 19/09/2026
Thanks for nothing, mother
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 18/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/x6m2w...
youtube.com
Microwave omelette #shorts
YouTube video by SauccEats
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 17/09/2026
Michelin-star chef José Andrés says that the best eggs he's ever had in his life were microwaved!
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 17/09/2026
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Grimace from McDonald's Blinks
ALT: Grimace from McDonald's Blinks
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 16/09/2026
Spotify DJ be like: "we're gonna kick things off with some music you've been listening to. Here's [band you dont know] with [song you've never heard]"
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 16/09/2026
dislike! dislike!
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 15/09/2026
Welcome to America, where our two political parties are Democrats and Reanimated corpses.
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 14/09/2026
You're gonna dip the fries in the ice, right?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 11/09/2026
Does she know shes an obligate carnivore??
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 11/09/2026
Lord help me i downloaded candy crush
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 11/09/2026
On this day of remembrance, I am thinking about how different the past 25 years could have been. It really feels like today's political climate, our nation's descent into radical extremism was really set into motion by 9/11. I can only believe this is the result they wanted.
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 10/09/2026
how the fuck did we go from memeing about birds being government spy drones to being under constant surveillance from FLOCK cameras???
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 09/09/2026
Well? Was it his girlfriend??? Dont leave us hanging!
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just realized AI features are like that U2 album that Apple forcibly downloaded to everyone’s iTunes.
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 09/09/2026
I hate when sites put out articles about something thats "coming out" when the entirety of the article is "well they tweeted 'workin on it' so that means its defintiely happening"
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