Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/09/2026Kinda fucked that they think im from new jersey, gonna have to get speech therapy 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 25/08/2026How I round minutes when telling time. This is the only correct way to do it and I will hear no arguments 030
Phinq @phinq.lol · 11/08/2026I have no idea where that guy is now or what he's doing with his life but I hope he's okay. 020
Phinq @phinq.lol · 19/02/2026Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have to tell someone your order is "peepee sixty nine"??? The girl working the drive through couldn't have been more than 16 either, like am I gonna end up on a list for this?? 030
Phinq @phinq.lol · 15/12/2025Dear @bsky.app I dont follow this person. I dont follow anyone who reposted this post. And I certainly dont have post notifications enabled for any of them. Why did I get a notification about this? Are we twitter now? If you start doing this twitter stuff, I'm leaving. 020
Phinq @phinq.lol · 09/12/2025Unethical life pro tip: management isn't going to read your performance review anyway, so dont even waste your time 170
Phinq @phinq.lol · 25/11/2025Thanks, "The Economist", very cool. The CEO of The Economist, Lara Boro, makes about $2,300,000 a year, by the way. 240
Phinq @phinq.lol · 15/11/2025Saw this headline, was super interested, had to click it. the discovery is "a more accurate way to tell time". okay I'm done with the internet for today. Goodnight everyone. 020
Phinq @phinq.lol · 05/11/2025Ah yes, Who could forget New York City's five boroughs; - BRONX - BROOKLYN - MANHATTAN - QUEENS + view all boroughs 141
Phinq @phinq.lol · 29/10/2025In Dune's lore, computers were banned after AI had enslaved all humans and a great war was fought to get their freedom back. 020
Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/10/2025"I know you have treats over there, I can see them! Please give me some? Pleeeease???" 050