Phinq @phinq.lol · 07/10/2026I can't tell if my glasses are smudged or if that's just a reflection of my eyes 000
Reposted by Phinq✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026NO FUCKING HATE WATCHINGstatic.klipy.comPeaky Blinders: Tommy Shelby Says No FightingALT: Peaky Blinders: Tommy Shelby Says No Fighting 5287109
Phinq @phinq.lol · 07/10/2026"It'll only be a minute" I say as I log in to wow to do a several hour long quest. 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/10/2026sometimes when writing my address or phone number I'll get intrusive thoughts to enter old information 000
Phinq @phinq.lol · 28/09/2026You're listening to DEEP CUTS! Playing only the classics you forgot all about ~~cut to Bohemian Rhapsody 030
Phinq @phinq.lol · 26/09/2026when I'm president, I'm going sign an executive order to force all politicians to be decapitated at the age of 50 120
Phinq @phinq.lol · 23/09/2026when all the food is recalled, all that we'll have left to eat is the rich 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 16/09/2026Spotify DJ be like: "we're gonna kick things off with some music you've been listening to. Here's [band you dont know] with [song you've never heard]" 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 15/09/2026Welcome to America, where our two political parties are Democrats and Reanimated corpses. 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 11/09/2026On this day of remembrance, I am thinking about how different the past 25 years could have been. It really feels like today's political climate, our nation's descent into radical extremism was really set into motion by 9/11. I can only believe this is the result they wanted. 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 10/09/2026how the fuck did we go from memeing about birds being government spy drones to being under constant surveillance from FLOCK cameras??? 010
Reposted by Phinq✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I just realized AI features are like that U2 album that Apple forcibly downloaded to everyone’s iTunes. 57914
Phinq @phinq.lol · 05/09/2026shout out to the little bit of paper towel stuck on my microwaved snack 020
Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/09/2026I don't think there's any feeling worse than waking up from a dream where you win the lottery 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 03/09/2026New job is super casual about working from home whenever, which is sick, but they force webcams on during meetings so I still have to get dressed every day 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 01/09/2026What do you mean you put an office printer in a clean room??? You know toner is literally dust right? 010
Phinq @phinq.lol · 31/08/2026Man it's always been hard deciding what to have for dinner. It's fucking impossible now that all the food is poison... 010
Reposted by Phinqbogos binted, y'all @ceausescuspeed.run · 26/08/2026The wrong person from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York died 3279
Reposted by Phinq✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sobbing brb 11530169
Phinq @phinq.lol · 25/08/2026How I round minutes when telling time. This is the only correct way to do it and I will hear no arguments 030
Reposted by Phinqm @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026old hag trump supporter: the presidency is a man's job. a female has more hormones. she could start a war in 10 seconds if she has a hot flash or whatever interviewer: haven't all wars been started by men? her: *hesitates* hmm.. yes.. 0171
Phinq @phinq.lol · 24/08/2026Gonna open a pizza-by-the-slice fast casual restaurant and call it "Hot Singles in Your Area" 020