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Phinq

@phinq.lol
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I'm that guy you know. Ya know? From that one place? Like a decade ago? -> if you have a Cardigan Corgi and post pics of it, I will follow you immediately (Pembrokes are 50/50, all other dogs based on vibes)

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Phinq @phinq.lol · 07/10/2026
I can't tell if my glasses are smudged or if that's just a reflection of my eyes
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
NO FUCKING HATE WATCHING
static.klipy.com
Peaky Blinders: Tommy Shelby Says No Fighting
ALT: Peaky Blinders: Tommy Shelby Says No Fighting
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 07/10/2026
Y'all got any more of that sleep?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 07/10/2026
"It'll only be a minute" I say as I log in to wow to do a several hour long quest.
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 06/10/2026
Blanket too cozy, air too cold
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XanaGear @xanagear.com · 05/10/2026
😬
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/10/2026
sometimes when writing my address or phone number I'll get intrusive thoughts to enter old information
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 03/10/2026
Its a good day
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them. the disconnect is alarming
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 29/09/2026
Anyone need anything from the grocery store?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 28/09/2026
Does my head hurt because too much caffeine or not enough caffeine?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 28/09/2026
You're listening to DEEP CUTS! Playing only the classics you forgot all about ~~cut to Bohemian Rhapsody
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 27/09/2026
oh my god am I about to buy a game where you make dresses
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 26/09/2026
when I'm president, I'm going sign an executive order to force all politicians to be decapitated at the age of 50
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day ❤️
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 23/09/2026
when all the food is recalled, all that we'll have left to eat is the rich
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 22/09/2026
I need to follow like a billion more accounts here
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 21/09/2026
Gonna start wronging some rights
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 19/09/2026
Thanks for nothing, mother
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 16/09/2026
Spotify DJ be like: "we're gonna kick things off with some music you've been listening to. Here's [band you dont know] with [song you've never heard]"
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 15/09/2026
Welcome to America, where our two political parties are Democrats and Reanimated corpses.
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 11/09/2026
Lord help me i downloaded candy crush
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 11/09/2026
On this day of remembrance, I am thinking about how different the past 25 years could have been. It really feels like today's political climate, our nation's descent into radical extremism was really set into motion by 9/11. I can only believe this is the result they wanted.
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 10/09/2026
how the fuck did we go from memeing about birds being government spy drones to being under constant surveillance from FLOCK cameras???
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just realized AI features are like that U2 album that Apple forcibly downloaded to everyone’s iTunes.
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 09/09/2026
Oh it's 5:30...
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 09/09/2026
oh baby
a notification that I have been selected to participate in the Crazy Taxi World Tour closed network test this weekend
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 06/09/2026
i hate it here
arcade.gov
Arcade
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 05/09/2026
shout out to the little bit of paper towel stuck on my microwaved snack
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/09/2026
I don't think there's any feeling worse than waking up from a dream where you win the lottery
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 04/09/2026
Yeah this tracks mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A heat map of the United States showing where my dialect is most similar. Basically the entire country is cold except for the north east
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 03/09/2026
New job is super casual about working from home whenever, which is sick, but they force webcams on during meetings so I still have to get dressed every day
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 03/09/2026
Gonna invent slippers with silica packets in the soles
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 01/09/2026
What do you mean you put an office printer in a clean room??? You know toner is literally dust right?
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 01/09/2026
something something something wake me up when September ends
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 31/08/2026
Man it's always been hard deciding what to have for dinner. It's fucking impossible now that all the food is poison...
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 31/08/2026
Relationship ended with sleep. Caffeine is my one true love
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 31/08/2026
Fuck
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 30/08/2026
Man I want this shirt so bad
Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z wearing a pink button down tshirt with the word "BADMAN" written across the back
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 28/08/2026
Bro they keep raising my credit limit, stoooooop
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 27/08/2026
Oh my god not eeyore too What a cursed week
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bogos binted, y'all @ceausescuspeed.run · 26/08/2026
The wrong person from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York died
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sobbing brb
My idols are dead and my enemies are in power
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 26/08/2026
Man I Love Flatpack
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 25/08/2026
How I round minutes when telling time. This is the only correct way to do it and I will hear no arguments
A clock divided into 4 segments. From x:51 to y:09 is labeled :00. From x:10 to x:20 is :15. From x:21 to x:39 is :30. And x:40 to x:50 is :45
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
old hag trump supporter: the presidency is a man's job. a female has more hormones. she could start a war in 10 seconds if she has a hot flash or whatever interviewer: haven't all wars been started by men? her: *hesitates* hmm.. yes..
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 24/08/2026
Gonna open a pizza-by-the-slice fast casual restaurant and call it "Hot Singles in Your Area"
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 24/08/2026
Crisis avoided!
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 24/08/2026
one step forward and 20 steps back
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