Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry :( its a shitty picture of rob zombie on the Jumbotron 120
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can’t wait for my most likely cause of death to change from accidents, especially crashes to accidents, especially poisoning 030
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I need to stop having the nastiest thoughts about my boyfriend while he sings linkin park, it’s going to effect my development 031
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That too but I was talking about work-life-self care balance 110
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why does keeping up with events in adult hood feel like being put through a meat grinder 140
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026First of all there wasn’t a skin graft, they just stitched it close, second of all that was the only time I’ve been to the ER 120
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Cut myself really bad, passed out, hit my head on a fire extinguisher, and scared the crap out of my roomates 220
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I got to introduce Nathan to Cyriak recently and he loved it, we were also very high 110
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026God damn it they got us both in the same 24 hours 110
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I hate stitches so much, thank god the guy who invented them is dead 141
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Date a wood wind so he can tongue 6/8 on that dick 010
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Basement temperature beer vs body temperature nipple” 030
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Fun date idea: go to the woods, strip to your underwear, stick needles in each other, inject HRT 082
Reposted by Phineas D.B.Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026dramatically throwing myself onto the hood of the next car that stops and tries to wave me through a two way intersection while the cars behind them drive into oncoming traffic to get around 011
Reposted by Phineas D.B.Lenzi (MalHound) @malleablehound.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'MA DOG I'M A DOG I'MA DOG I'M A DOG 3569
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You would use childhood trauma to bait lesbians into looking at your pump pics 3161
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Also not to do sit-ups because we’ll get abs and never look totally skinny 270
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Remember when I started going to the gym and they laughed at me when I was noticing my arms getting bigger? I think about that a lot 180
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It was phenomenal but also where are the slurs 250
Reposted by Phineas D.B.Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17/08/2026@phin-eats-ants.bsky.social hope your 21st birthday was as delightful as you dreamed, thanks for bringing me along 🥰 2291
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Big fan of people in the 90s saying things are “timeless” and then they’re very dated actually 030
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Dont worry guys testosterone is only making me hotter 050
Reposted by Phineas D.B.Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026"why are you nervous?" *pulls massive chain out of the Mary Poppins sex bag* 021
Reposted by Phineas D.B.Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 01/08/2026I love when my dog wags his little lesbian tail 4363
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 02/08/2026(Loud chains clattering) don’t worry about that, that was just my doing falling out 020
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You’re in his dms I have his strava link, we are not the same 061
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If I ever get skinny I’m not becoming a twink I’m becoming David Bowie 1122
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026There are two genders: werewolf and vampire 0121
Reposted by Phineas D.B.Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 22/07/2026real boyfriends put you on a deserted island with only Patrick Stump 121
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026They keep taking my blood, but I have plenty to give 030
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“Thats the real reason you buy tomodachi life, you can beat the shit out of Andy worhal” 040
Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Not you, I will be kind, this is about others 120
