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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can’t wait for my most likely cause of death to change from accidents, especially crashes to accidents, especially poisoning

Winding linear chart with points labeled with an age and the most common cause of death for that age until the next point. Ages 5-24 are labeled “accidents, especially crashes”, ages 25-44 are labeled “accidents especially poisoning”.
Other age ranges include under 1: birth defects, ages 1-4: accidents especially drowning, ages 45-64: cancer, ages 65+: heart disease. This chart was published by Business Insider, constructed using data from the center of desease control.

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I need to stop having the nastiest thoughts about my boyfriend while he sings linkin park, it’s going to effect my development

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why does keeping up with events in adult hood feel like being put through a meat grinder

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I hate stitches so much, thank god the guy who invented them is dead

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Date a wood wind so he can tongue 6/8 on that dick

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“Basement temperature beer vs body temperature nipple”

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Fun date idea: go to the woods, strip to your underwear, stick needles in each other, inject HRT

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

dramatically throwing myself onto the hood of the next car that stops and tries to wave me through a two way intersection while the cars behind them drive into oncoming traffic to get around

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Lenzi (MalHound) @malleablehound.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'M A DOG I'MA DOG I'M A DOG I'MA DOG I'M A DOG

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17/08/2026

@phin-eats-ants.bsky.social hope your 21st birthday was as delightful as you dreamed, thanks for bringing me along 🥰

A wildly unflattering photo of Phin with bright sunlight in his eyes, blinking as he is about to smile for a picture, that he is very obviously not ready for

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

“Sorry I keep reinventing sex for you”

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Big fan of people in the 90s saying things are “timeless” and then they’re very dated actually

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Dont worry guys testosterone is only making me hotter

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"why are you nervous?" *pulls massive chain out of the Mary Poppins sex bag*

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 01/08/2026

I love when my dog wags his little lesbian tail

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

(Loud chains clattering) don’t worry about that, that was just my doing falling out

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You’re in his dms I have his strava link, we are not the same

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If I ever get skinny I’m not becoming a twink I’m becoming David Bowie

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

There are two genders: werewolf and vampire

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

real boyfriends put you on a deserted island with only Patrick Stump

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

They keep taking my blood, but I have plenty to give

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“Thats the real reason you buy tomodachi life, you can beat the shit out of Andy worhal”

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

They should let me bite the hand that feeds me

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15/07/2026

The fascinating phenomenon of watching my brain go from "I need her to impale me with a weapon" gradually to "I need to hold her so gd tight" the closer the countdown gets. At this rate, I might not even need the tourniquet.

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on their back on the ???? date?

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Movie night featuring Ethel and Ernest, All Quiet on the Western Front, and When the Wind Blows

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on my back on the ???? Date?

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

no one has ever suffered any negative health consequences from eating paint ever and so i will continue to open my paint bottles with my teeth

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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌘🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 05/07/2026

chadpires and staceywolves

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Naming myself Milwaukee, Mike for short

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Zohran Mamdani? More like zohran Dom mommy

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My autopsy results came back positive

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If you go to the place where they kill you, you feel sick after, fascinating

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

My boyfriend can’t come to pride with me what’s even the point of being gay

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Using Apple Music always really fun because they don’t tell you how many monthly listeners a band has so you’ll find a really experimental band, think it’s niche, and it’s not. Sometimes the opposite, I just learned Disaster Artist has 3k monthly listeners and not 30k

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I love being gay because what do you mean I think it’s hot my boyfriend can easily do 30 pushups

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I’m so happy there’s gay 2010 animes of both me and my boyfriend’s favorite sports

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Haha you’re so sexy, please don’t be a lesbian

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

If spine is so popular why don’t they invent spine 2

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

One thing they don’t tell you about when you transition in your teens is that you will pick a stupid ass name and get stuck with it

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