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Phineas D.B.

@phin-eats-ants.bsky.social
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Little rat looking guy- He/him - 20

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t wait for my most likely cause of death to change from accidents, especially crashes to accidents, especially poisoning
Winding linear chart with points labeled with an age and the most common cause of death for that age until the next point. Ages 5-24 are labeled “accidents, especially crashes”, ages 25-44 are labeled “accidents especially poisoning”. 
Other age ranges include under 1: birth defects, ages 1-4: accidents especially drowning, ages 45-64: cancer, ages 65+: heart disease. This chart was published by Business Insider, constructed using data from the center of desease control.
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ohhhhh Mr zombie save me
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Pisstosterone
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Shouts
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My hampster water bottle
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“It’s the same old story, we’re a push button society. Technology makes our heads soft, our bodies weak. I’ve got a new idea, blow it up! Blow it all up!” “Then how would we make cappuccino?”
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In the box
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Machine girl said my outfit was cool before the show btw
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I present to you Bluesky: the Red Hood tank top I bleached in my living room
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Rest in peace to a legend, no car can ever replace you.
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Further context
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A thrilling saga
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Anyway the world is wonderful and beautiful
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My fish
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
New sound system 🗣️🗣️ Entirely thrifted and about $12 total
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Guys the wlw duck polycule pond has been invaded by geese
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Local freak logged on my lap 13 seconds after sitting down
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
HELLO!?!?
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Big fish
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It’s not every day you cow femur
Dirty cow femur with sever weathering laying across Phin’s lap
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Taco Bell Baja blast
A large Taco Bell Baja blast next to a heavily pierced multi-colored goat plushie
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Hell yeah
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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Me irl btw
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