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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don't let anyone tell you that having an encyclopedic knowledge of Linkin Park lyrics is a turn off

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

skipping breathing exercises and training breath support by listening to my chemical romance on my bike commute instead

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sometimes i think about the fact that we live in a world that is constructed from mass amounts of oil and corn

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the internet is full of people telling you and showing you whats wrong with our country without providing anything productive for you too do about it. helplessness is antithetical to progress. my answer? it doesn't matter, do something. log off and and try something and see what can come of it

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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Behold, the dodecahedradish

A radish with 12 faces from another angle

A 12-faced radish from a fresh perspective

A radish, but with 12 faces, instead of its normal spherical shape

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If one more person tells me I need to get a car because I won't be able to get around where I'm moving for school I'm going to make my bike my whole personality again. I've been car free for 3 years and the place I'm going actually had a transit system. I don't want one, I don't need one.

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Fun date idea: go to the woods, strip to your underwear, stick needles in each other, inject HRT

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

my math classes lied to me. mike didn't have 30 watermelons he wants to share evenly with his friends, he had 48 white monsters

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com

NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

boyfriend's new stim designed suspiciously

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

dramatically throwing myself onto the hood of the next car that stops and tries to wave me through a two way intersection while the cars behind them drive into oncoming traffic to get around

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

nothing suspicious about my shopping list today

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

weed store job wants 3 references, job working with children didn't even ask about a background check...

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"why are you nervous?" *pulls massive chain out of the Mary Poppins sex bag*

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You’re in his dms I have his strava link, we are not the same

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

hey why do your patch pants smell like old spice kracken guard 2 in 1 shampoo

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

been jumpscared by both pearl jam and the verve in an hour

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

real boyfriends put you on a deserted island with only Patrick Stump

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

my new goal in any work environment is to mantain plausible deniability about details of my personal life wherever i can by layering every hint with so many layers of sarcasm and misdirection that everything they think they know about me is equally believable and absurd at the same time

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

why do i have to download a mod for piercings and curly hair in the fallout 4 character creator

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

how many days at my new job do you think it will take before they trust me with the aux

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on their back on the ???? date?

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on my back on the ???? Date?

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Phineas D.B. @phin-eats-ants.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Would it be too forward to ask them to put a cigarette out on my back on the sixth date?

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

New day, new job, still locking my bike up to the chain link fence around the dumpster because there's not a bike rack outside the building

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

How and why do I always end up wanting both half the amount and twice as much ice cream as I dished up

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

no one has ever suffered any negative health consequences from eating paint ever and so i will continue to open my paint bottles with my teeth

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Coca-Cola has some audacity to judge me for being on prescription stimulants

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

ride a man a bike and he will eat for a day, teach a man to bike and he will be gay

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I want to congratulate HÜSKER DÜ for somehow creating a logo that is perfectly designed to be put onto a hand made patch and piss off the person making the hand made patch. I see you. Also, fuck you

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Found out this morning that I will walk laps on my own free will for handfuls of cinnamon toast crunch like a good boy

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

What they don't tell you about dressing alternative is that strangers start assuming you know how to paint. So now I have to learn how to paint

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Rate my survival kit for the two 12 hr car rides with my mormon parents and 3 little siblings I have ahead of me this Thanksgiving. (internet I am 21 nothing was purchased illegally)

Photo shows 4 redbulls, mio drink enhancer, melatonin, ibuprofen, on! nicotine pouches, zyn nicotine pouches, headphones, earbuds, orbit gum, dramamine, two fidget toys, a rubik's cube, switch lite, 4 switch games, a book, and a large waterbottle

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

cis men, please. stop scrolling for 15 minutes in the only stall in the bar bathroom. My trans guy ass gotta PISS

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

it will never cease to amaze and baffle me how shocked and impressed middle aged white women are every time I bike 2 miles to get somewhere. Work event? I'm so driven guys. Potluck? Unbelievable. Drm appt? I'm super fit. We are so dependent on cars its impressive to move for 15 minutes. I...I can't

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

very few people know this but if you just submit yourself entierly to your company and your boss then you will still be exploited

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I dont care about Charlie Kirk. I dont. Before 9/10 all I knew about him was he was an annoying right wing debate me bro with a creepy smile who didn't think Palestine was real for some reason and now I have people I havent talked to since highschool wanting me to be sad he got shot.

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Spider from yesterday has disappeared. I'm choosing to be optimistic that it went and found a safe comfortable place to spin its beautiful webs.

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

putting all of my emotional stability cards on whether a random spider I tried to save lives or not. Update coming tomorrow on whether I'm emotionally destroyed or not

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

i support my local library by routinely forgetting to return my books on time but diligently paying the fines every time. This does not support my wallet but I do not learn

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

no one talks about how hard it is to be the coolest most interesting cyclist on the road and nobody even knows it

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

June Henry I love you so much how do your songs always speak to every part of what I'm feeling are you magic (thanks)

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

My heart goes out to all trans men celebrating their birthday today on international womens day

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Thorton Rides Bikes @drthorton8.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

sits down opens steam scrolls through library sighs opens fallout 4 again

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